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By definition, a drug is just something you put in your body that changes it in some way. Saying it's not a drug because it's a flower makes no sense. Cocaine is a flower too, are you going to say that's not a drug either? >_>

Nature Valley granola bars hurt my teeth.

the one with the mustache

Stoners think they're somehow better than me. "God put it here."

Yeah OK, you win.

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God also gave us the deadly nightsade, poison ivy, cyanogenics (apples, cherries, peaches, almonds), white snakeroot, monkshood, common bladderwort

god put the cocaine leaf here.go OD on it.

I just remembered when my high school chemistry teacher told us that they originally outlawed weed because primarily hispanic folk were the ones smoking it and it was an easy way to catch the illegals. This was the same chemistry teacher that gave us a lengthy explanation on how easy it was to make meth and then told us not to make it because it was hazardous due to the possibility of an explosion.

If you're going to quote Mitch Hedburg, get it right.
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to,too."

Fuck yea oreos.

"We need to judge people on the content of their character. Not the content of their urine."
fucking awesome

cheese its

NAME THE SOURCES OF YOUR QUOTES BITCH