Taking a shit.. . About 5 years old, running to the toilet to Toilet All of my came out; as i was unable E (C) to control it. poorly drawn toilet Mommy is going Taking a shit mo
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Taking a shit.

About 5 years old, running
to the toilet to ****
Toilet*
All of my **** came out; as i was unable
E (C) to control it.
poorly drawn toilet*
Mommy is going to soild me. What should I
Eating up all the **** , trying to olean
evidence*
All of the sudden, my mom ohmes in.
Wanting to check how T was managing
myself in the toilet.*
HI II Flula
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#48 - alexavo (12/25/2011) [-]
-Picks up own poop
-Eat it instead of throwing it in the toilet
#304 to #48 - hookydoo (12/26/2011) [-]
as a child I accidentally **** in the pool (well in my pants but whatever). So as it floated out I grabbed it, climbed out of the pool and tried to make it to the toilet without anyone noticing. Just make through the front door to run to my grandmother, I look at her squeamishly so she knows i did something wrong. she asks what am I doing, I say nothing but run back out the door and throw the turd as hard as I can. I return, she is speechless and has that gasp kind of look.
User avatar #413 to #304 - youradropkick (12/26/2011) [-]
When I was little I copied the dog and took ***** on the lawn.
User avatar #59 to #48 - fritzmeister (12/25/2011) [-]
Seems legit
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#5 - weeaboo (12/25/2011) [-]
#149 - perplexedshrub (12/26/2011) [-]
how could you not control it? did it come out like a high- pressure fire hose?
User avatar #153 to #149 - imagnetsux (12/26/2011) [-]
kids can wait till the last minute and poo/pee themselves on the way to the bathroom
#233 - pspfanboy (12/26/2011) [-]
Why didn't you just drop it in the toilet
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#240 to #233 - callmethapresident (12/26/2011) [-]
What if he secretly wanted to eat his own **** ?
#251 to #240 - nuclearromance (12/26/2011) [-]
But the toilet was hungry too
User avatar #257 - drunkasaurus (12/26/2011) [-]
When I was like 5 years old I was taking a bath and **** the tub. Mom comes in to check on me, "...did you poop?" "no mom, I swear..." Some reason I start sliding around in the tub with the **** under my ass trying to show her there's no **** , and it's all breaking apart and floating around so I start splashing the water and crying "there's no **** ! I swear! no **** " meanwhile, random **** balls are spewing out of the tub as I splash the water alll about, my mom pulls me out of the tub and puts me on the toilet with **** smeared all over my backside, and all in my hands, I got all grossed out and I threw up on the floor, my mom slipped on it and went face first into the ****** tub water.
#270 to #257 - Rascal (12/26/2011) [-]
i was waiting for "open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur

#8 - drphoenixwright (12/25/2011) [-]
OP you were a 			******		 up kid.
OP you were a ****** up kid.
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User avatar #232 - zombahz (12/26/2011) [-]
I asked my 7th grade teacher what would happen if you ate **** , he said I would die...
#390 - raberintodesu (12/26/2011) [-]
OP must've had a ****** childhood.
#314 - darklit (12/26/2011) [-]
This story is full of ****
#86 - iamnewhere (12/26/2011) [-]
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and then you remembered, you are dog
#252 - Rascal (12/26/2011) [-]
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#24 - steffu (12/25/2011) [-]
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#235 to #24 - cdlogan (12/26/2011) [-]
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#271 - Rascal (12/26/2011) [-]
your mom's face when
your mom's face when
User avatar #228 - megamanfan (12/26/2011) [-]
fourchan is THAT way -->
#384 - skarx (12/26/2011) [-]
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