Ignorance. But that's not helpful D: Hope this isn't a repost folks. Found it on SU. Much love. Top 100? Get back in my bed you filthy animal and let me show yo
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But that's not helpful D:

Hope this isn't a repost folks. Found it on SU. Much love....more »

But that's not helpful D:

Hope this isn't a repost folks. Found it on SU. Much love.

Top 100? Get back in my bed you filthy animal and let me show you my appreciation.
Top 80? I'll let you be on top tonight.
You've taken my top 15 virginity. I worship you all.

Iii
So the video gewust watched in chemistry said we are made of star dust...
hamm weired.... i have to say people are dumb haha
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That video is correct. Ely star dust they mean the atoms
released into the universe when the star dies. The atoms required for
lifelike carbon and nitrogen and oxygen would not exist ifthey
weren' t created inside the cores of stars through fusion. Atoms
required for planets and other rocky bodies such as iron would not
exist without the larger and hotter stars. The higher along the
periodic table you go the higher the temperature is needed to fuse
atoms together and create those elements.
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l: thanks for the paragraph but that crap isnt true.
sorry... read the bible it helps:)
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EZEKIEL
12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt
bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
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#771 - pedobeahr has deleted their comment [-]
#745 - ahoi (12/24/2011) [-]
Seriously...
User avatar #740 - icefried (12/24/2011) [-]
Ezekiel.
The /b/ of the bible.
#736 - pedobeahr (12/24/2011) [-]
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

can anyone tell me if this verse is still in he king james bible, or whatever the current majority is?
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#730 - CookieKing (12/24/2011) [-]
I bet a blonde woman said that
#732 to #730 - Clonious (12/24/2011) [-]
Yeah, because the OP has a pink sensor over it's name and stuff... I thought that too.
#734 to #732 - CookieKing (12/24/2011) [-]
Guys can have pink sensor
#739 to #734 - Clonious (12/24/2011) [-]
Sure, pink sensor person may very well have been a guy, but OP put a pink sensor over the religious idiot to make it look like a "dumb bitc" said it.

Then again, the only people who use ":)" nowadays are bitches, trolls, or idiots that are trying to look like they know what they're talking about, so it may very well be a woman behind that pink sensor.


#746 to #739 - CookieKing (12/24/2011) [-]
Alright alright point taken

very well explained
#741 to #739 - Clonious (12/24/2011) [-]
bitch* >.<
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#724 - hocolol **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #742 to #724 - luakazuki (12/24/2011) [-]
^ this, I come here to laugh not too see this kind of ******** . And that ******* morbid **** which is neither scary nor funny.
#738 to #724 - pedobeahr (12/24/2011) [-]
but this is more fun.
User avatar #720 - BrotherDeath (12/24/2011) [-]
I still don't see why science and religion aren't compatible in peoples' eyes; where in the Bible does it openly disagree with anything science has said?
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User avatar #729 to #725 - BrotherDeath (12/24/2011) [-]
thank you for being so agreeable

as far as the origin of man goes, the Bible dictates that God created us in seven days. however, these may not be literal "days", in that this could have been billions of years to anyone else, but to God, it was seven days. also, if you think about it, theories about the origins of the world and the evolution of man go roughly in the same order as how the Bible suggests; the Earth is created, landmasses are formed, ocean creatures come into existence, and evolve into land creatures, birds, and finally, humans.
User avatar #747 to #729 - luakazuki (12/24/2011) [-]
I think this also, in the bible some people were living to like 800+ years old. So perhaps what a year/month/day back then isn't how it is calculated now.
#716 - GeneralLazors ONLINE (12/24/2011) [-]
I'm sorry what?
User avatar #713 - runtybeaver (12/24/2011) [-]
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her ****** , whose ******** were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Ezekiel 23: 19-21
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User avatar #708 - wowimbored (12/24/2011) [-]
HA HA

CHRISTIANS
#704 - inspectoryellow ONLINE (12/24/2011) [-]
First thing I think of when I see 'Ezekiël'
First thing I think of when I see 'Ezekiël'
User avatar #701 - thenedman (12/24/2011) [-]
"I permit no woman to teach or have authority over men, she is to keep silent" - Timothy 2:11
#699 - anonymous (12/24/2011) [-]
Why does all the stupidest things from the bible come from Ezekiel?
#715 to #699 - anonymous (12/24/2011) [-]
PENIS ******
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#709 to #695 - wowimbored (12/24/2011) [-]
better one
#663 - anonymous (12/24/2011) [-]
This idea was stolen by the FrogMan!! :D
#673 to #663 - anonymous (12/24/2011) [-]
You mean stolen from? He had this posted on his blog a few weeks ago during Rick Perry's strong add. This was edited to crop out his face which was in the original comment. People on the internet are ******* callous.
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User avatar #755 to #662 - jossyboy (12/24/2011) [-]
this couldn't have been said better, i completely agree with you. im not religious but that is my choice, like you choose to believe what you want to. i dont force my beliefs on religious people, they shouldn't force theirs on me. unfortunately it happens way too much
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User avatar #710 to #662 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
You're claiming to be both rational and religious? Those two words just don't go together like that.
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User avatar #728 to #718 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Don't get me wrong; I wasn't insulting you, it's just that faith is quite literally the opposite of rationality. Faith is belief without evidence (by definition) so to be simultaneously rational and religious is pretty much impossible.
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User avatar #737 to #735 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
So you're rational by default, but make an exception for your faith? I'm interested to know, what compels a rational mind to become irrational for the subject of existentialism?
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User avatar #750 to #748 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
You're faith is just that ,faith. It's not rational; it can't be. That would defeat the purpose of what faith is.
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User avatar #757 to #752 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
I never meant to suggest that your faith didn't make sense to you, but rationality and sense are not always mutual, especially not in the case of faith.
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User avatar #763 to #762 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
No, I'm afraid they're not. However, you can always resolve that faith is more important to you than rationality in the case of your religious beliefs, if you so choose. That aside, you strike me as someone who is either confused or unsatisfied with some part of your current views/beliefs. I must apologize in advance if you are insulted by what I'm about to say, but I can't help but suggest that perhaps, if you are so desperate to rationalize your faith, then perhaps faith itself just isn't for you.
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User avatar #767 to #766 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
I must admit, initially I was only trying to make you realise that rationality and faith are completely incompatible (which somehow you still haven't managed to completely grasp, despite the fact that even the most devout creationists embrace this fact), but upon seeing your desperation in trying to combine your faith with rationality, I couldn't help but notice that you seem to be struggling with your faith far more than the average religious person. It just seems to me that you're rational mind disagrees with it, and even if it's only subconsciously, you just know better.
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#706 to #662 - anonymous (12/24/2011) [-]
Isn't it so frustrating to live in a planet where there are people like this...? and to see all that stupidity and to know that it's in one of the most developed countries where there are lots of people like this...I mean...I would like to kill all those specimens..but sadly there are too many...It would be easier to commit suicide xD
I mean, really? "That crap isn't true? :)" (I hate that smiley face) that Richard Simmons is happily devaluing all the years of effort and research of thousands of scientists saying "that crap is not true :)" with a smiley face at the end. And all that crap in the Bible, it's true? will you blindly believe in the absurd explanations that people thousand years ago used to believe in order to explain the creation of the universe and of life (which is called "miths"), because they had no way to explain, given that their knowledge did not allow them to investigate or obtain other explanations? Yeah, that makes much more sense.
#657 - crackerbox (12/24/2011) [-]
No better time like now...
No better time like now...
User avatar #655 - uzerc (12/24/2011) [-]
What does everyone have against the bible?
I think it's a marvelous fairy tale.
#700 to #655 - ltgsaurus (12/24/2011) [-]
Yeah. It's nice but I kinda prefer reading Lord of the rings.
Yeah. It's nice but I kinda prefer reading Lord of the rings.
#689 to #655 - thefifthgiraki (12/24/2011) [-]
…Because it's full of plotholes?
User avatar #687 to #655 - techketzer (12/24/2011) [-]
It's a **** tale and misleads people to think that crap actually happened.
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