dumb whore. i accept all friend requests.. herping an derpherp eme talking tcs a girl i like "So what are yea up ta?" Oh nothing much, "i dripped my phone texti
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dumb whore

dumb whore. i accept all friend requests.. herping an derpherp eme talking tcs a girl i like "So what are yea up ta?" Oh nothing much, "i dripped my phone texti

i accept all friend requests.

herping an derpherp eme
talking tcs a girl i like "So what are yea up ta?"
Oh nothing much, "i dripped my phone
texting.." earlier and broke the
screen."
her *me
oh my god deea it still "yeah it' s just
her
What do yea mean'? like
it has; makeout an it'?"
Le sudden treysization.
Merlina Help]?
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Submitted: 12/23/2011
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User avatar #2 - MegaAwesomeSauce (12/23/2011) [-]
Well if you worded it as cosmetic, I could understand why a girl would be confused. Maybe you should have used aesthetic or something
User avatar #3 to #2 - pwnzlord (12/23/2011) [-]
both words mean appearance. I'm british that's maybe where the difference is/
User avatar #4 to #3 - MegaAwesomeSauce (12/23/2011) [-]
Yeah man. But there cosmetics might be slightly confusing for girls since you see a cosmetics section in stores but no aesthetic section. I have no ******* clue why she thought you got make up on a cracked phone screen tho... Lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - pwnzlord (12/23/2011) [-]
yeah lol it confused the **** out of her.. ikr, dumbest bitch of 2011
#1 - anon (12/23/2011) [-]
original AND funny.
well done OP.
User avatar #9 - arnolducus (12/24/2011) [-]
and there is no possibility at all she said that ass a joke?
#8 - deathera (12/24/2011) [-]
block those dumb bitches
block those dumb bitches
User avatar #7 - PenguinsOfMars (12/24/2011) [-]
I hate when I'm talking to a cute girl I just met, and then I realize she's just ******* stupid, what a waste of a nice body.
#6 - commonxblood (12/23/2011) [-]
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#10 - bulbakip (12/24/2011) [-]
that she's dumb as **** ?

Agreed 100%
if a girl is not smart as at least me (which isnt a very high bar to reach) then its a no go.
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