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Above and Under

Above and Under. The internet says: Stop being so self-righteous! OH MY SCIENCE! Numbah two!! I wish I could smoke up each and ever one of you stoners who thumb

The internet says: Stop being so self-righteous!

OH MY SCIENCE! Numbah two!!
I wish I could smoke up each and ever one of you stoners who thumbed. And then high-five the **** out of the non-smokers that thumbed. Christmas isn't supposed to be until tomorrow!

Sorry if this was a repost. I did a quick search to see if it was up already, but apparently I was not thorough enough. Here's a puff for every user that posted this and didn't get quite as far.

Every time I at her
she an me to get high.
And every time I tell her that
rm mt into that
She will all the kids an dam) h.
dothat' s true, then HM
can' t we find someone
trice to tit: it with?
and get high. I - lli .
She seems ta get ct little offended.
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User avatar #9 - hueyfreeman (12/23/2011) [-]
I don't smoke, but I'm not a bitch about it. If someone offered me some weed I would just say no thanks.
#576 to #9 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
Words can't describe how much i agree with you, and plus i'm not into that and i will never be. Here's a pic to sum up my point of view on your statement
User avatar #577 to #576 - hueyfreeman (10/29/2013) [-]
Dude why are you replying to my comment from 2 years ago
User avatar #357 to #9 - xiik (12/24/2011) [-]
My girlfriend doesn't drink nor smoke.
She realizes that it's just a choice, there's not that much a reason behind it as much as just her not wanting to get ****** up, so whenever someone offers her anything she just says No Thank You.
Even better if someone gives her drinks i can just have them XP
We have other friends who don't drink (but smoke in fact) and in EVERY possible situation where someone offers her a drink shes like "No Thanks I'm not a drinker!"
..It sounds like im just being a dick after typing that, but you have to take my word when i say she sounds very self righteous.
User avatar #290 to #9 - rileyfreeman (12/24/2011) [-]
dats cuz you not a real ***** . real ****** smoke and say **** da police
User avatar #80 to #9 - batboybeall (12/24/2011) [-]
dude if someone offers you weed, take it, that **** is expensive
#206 to #80 - lordmoldywart (12/24/2011) [-]
You could just sell it on
You could just sell it on
User avatar #584 to #206 - lordmoldywart (12/24/2011) [-]
Why is my comment getting thumbed down
User avatar #13 to #9 - soerd (12/23/2011) [-]
agreed, i just can't stand the taste or the feeling of inhaling smoke but i don't give a **** if you want to.
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User avatar #440 to #28 - MyNameIsntCrookers (12/24/2011) [-]
i think you just have bad weed?
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User avatar #465 to #28 - krayziebone (12/24/2011) [-]
It's because of the kind of weed and what you smoke out of. Happens.
#106 to #9 - anon (12/24/2011) [-]
I hate how my parents are all like "IF SOMEONE OFFERED YOU DRUGS AND KEPT PEER PRESSURING YOU TO SMOKE IT HOW WOULD YOU REFUSE IT." I don't think anybody would really force the marijuana the paid for upon somebody. >_>
#29 - HarbingerGunner (12/24/2011) [-]
i dont smoke, do drugs, or get high. I have friends who do all of the above. We get along fine.
User avatar #88 to #29 - raichuusetundabolt (12/24/2011) [-]
same here,
except i stopped hanging out with them because they smoked weed every single day and couldn't enjoy playing a video game or watching a movie with out getting high.
They also were pushing their stoner beliefs down my throat so i just got as far away from them as possible
#34 to #29 - anonomysmonkey (12/24/2011) [-]
You're like my buddy Thomas. ^^
It's all about acceptance of other people's choices.
#617 to #317 - werslty (12/27/2011) [-]
I love [10] guy.
#308 - artemisalansmith (12/24/2011) [-]
girl on the right has bigger tits......
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#168 - SGTBLACKPOWA (12/24/2011) [-]
MFW I smoked weed for the first time.
#137 - Ryandaflyin (12/24/2011) [-]
Comment Picture

#61 - djchurro (12/24/2011) [-]
i miss that meme
User avatar #71 to #61 - Zeigh ONLINE (12/24/2011) [-]
Yeah, that was one of my favorites.
#3 - mookiez (12/23/2011) [-]
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I read this over and under, to much ffdp for me.
User avatar #4 to #3 - esmfoureightzero (12/23/2011) [-]
I was to stoned to read it only once. Like six times a panel. And it was really hard to write this comment.

#154 to #3 - mattmanhemi (12/24/2011) [-]
thats my ******* favorite band , i was thinking the same thing when i saw above and over
#471 to #154 - mookiez (12/24/2011) [-]
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Lol win, bro fist
User avatar #161 - ismokefjpotleaves (12/24/2011) [-]
i would **** the smoker...
User avatar #164 to #161 - perrobe (12/24/2011) [-]
why dont you do both?
User avatar #165 to #164 - ismokefjpotleaves (12/24/2011) [-]
cause the other is against smoking, and i don't feel like slowing down if she starts smoking :)
#170 to #165 - perrobe (12/24/2011) [-]
force her to smoke. it is the only way
force her to smoke. it is the only way
User avatar #174 to #170 - ismokefjpotleaves (12/24/2011) [-]
what do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking...slow down and use some lube, there ya go
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#26 - biggrand (12/23/2011) [-]
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How guys handle this

>theres this girl on my block
>. . .
>end of story

~pic unrelated

#30 to #26 - herrdouchebag (12/24/2011) [-]
Imagine looking at your picture while high...
Imagine looking at your picture while high...
#40 to #30 - anonomysmonkey (12/24/2011) [-]
I think I'll do that right now.
#332 to #30 - jakelemt (12/24/2011) [-]
It's crazy **** man
#392 - Ulmer (12/24/2011) [-]
aww **** .
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User avatar #611 to #563 - sunnymuffins (12/25/2011) [-]
"Smoke weed errday."
#371 - thatswhatsup (12/24/2011) [-]
i don't personally smoke, and i have nothing against it, but being with stoners before, they are the funniest ******* people on this earth.
#512 - hideyowives (12/24/2011) [-]
judgemental bitch
#131 - mexicanfatkid (12/24/2011) [-]
lol wat?
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