Cats thought process [LONG]. . BATS walking around happy ® that my D human is Q home happen to and his paw covering objects with some awesome looking string on

Cats thought process [LONG]

around happy ®
that my D
human is Q
happen to and his paw
covering objects with
some awesome looking
string on them.
I shall chew on these
strings like I have never
chewed before.
on mm nomnom nun
on not the my
human is hack and
new trying to take
my strings.
my human is
sad and I don' t
know why.
whatevs, catch me if
you can social These
are mine.
1115135 SMAUDI it
r' 11 give him my
favorite toy so he
can play with it.
That' 11 make him
But first I' m gonna put
in the water so it' s nice
and clean for him.
his favorite
toy. I' ll leave it right
on it so he can find it
easily. He' s going to be
so excited.
here he comes.
tssn' t wait tn see
how much he' s min;
my human is so happy
now. He just ate up
all his treats.
whatevs, give me
back my toy. More
fun for me suck .
out he didn' t finish
his water. Lacks like
he couldn' t lick it
up because of that
strange looking
string is in the way.
Don' t worry human, I' ll
fix it so you can lick
it up and not be
there we go. He' s gonna
be so excited now that
he can lick this all up.
Here you go human, I
fixed it for you.
Enjoy your water.
My human didn' t wake
up when the bright
yellow thing showed up.
I got a
new string now
suck: see Fist
r' 11 wake him up so he
can play with me all day
and give me treats.
NI watch out
human, there' s a
monster trying to
eat you!
i I don' t save him, I
won' t get anymore
cuddles or treats.
Don' t worry human I' ll
grab you and pull you
out before the monster
norms you.
stay: Nam nan time.
gonna eat it all
whateve, I' m going
back to sleep auska.
any human sure news how
to hunt for good name.
Th on I don' t feel
Human] I threw up my
nan name!
whatevs, now go
catch me some
more mm nouns
up I
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#118 - phineask (12/24/2011) [-]
I really hate my cat...
But I think it might be mentally handicapped, so I feel like I should cut it some slack.
It tries to eat batteries, it licks electrical sockets, it poops NEXT TO the litter box, and it doesn't seem to be able to understand its own name. I just shout things, and it comes.
If I raise my voice and anything at all, the cat assumes I'm calling it.
It's adorably stupid, but infuriating.
#9 - fuckmetender (12/23/2011) [-]
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#13 to #9 - iamthebestever (12/23/2011) [-]
<what i thought of
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#3 - mookiez (12/23/2011) [-]
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I can never get mad at my cat again.
#269 to #3 - mookiez (12/24/2011) [-]
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I came back from a magic the gathering tournament, and I get this many thumbs on this, yay happy day, And I won the tournament also, double win, lol. :D
#4 to #3 - mookiez (12/23/2011) [-]
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This kitteh.
#14 to #4 - acannibalbaby (12/23/2011) [-]
Nor can i. This is my kitty (:
#287 to #4 - miikeg (12/24/2011) [-]
I realize no one cares, but this is my cat. A bitch and a half, totally self-centered, but I still love her.
Especially since she's a runt, so she's 11 years old but looks like she's 9 months old.
When we first got her, I named her Figaro (after Figaro in Pinocchio since we thought it was a boy) then the vet told us she's a girl, so as not to confuse her I said to shorten it to "Figa"

Inb4 tl;dr - I love every kind of cat.
#298 to #287 - mookiez (12/24/2011) [-]
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I could see that cat being turned into a meme, what text should one add, I'm half asleep to think, And i'm the same way all cats are awesome, actually my cat the white one, he is a ragamuffin worth $700, but we got him at the pound for like 25, and he had a cut in his ear, like he was caught in a trap, but he is sweet as can be, but they say ragamuffins are good for that. and cool story bout the cat lol, but it's still cute all cats are, lol.
User avatar #299 to #298 - miikeg (12/24/2011) [-]
Yeah we got our cat for free when my mom didn't want a dog :)
The only reaction her expression elicits - in my mind - is something like "what the **** are you doing?" :S
User avatar #300 to #299 - mookiez (12/24/2011) [-]
I'm not a dog person, they are not as snugly , lol, and lol again, we must make your cat into a meme. slowly do it by putting it into comments, that need a expression like that, eventually everyone will use it as a meme.
#63 - unicornattacks (12/24/2011) [-]
That moment when your straw turns into a cane.
#241 - roflsaurus (12/24/2011) [-]
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#110 to #105 - dethmaul (12/24/2011) [-]
That is so awesome.
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#250 to #186 - thehadmatter (12/24/2011) [-]
bravo! I would name my cat link, but i alredy promised my first unborn child that name, or zelda if its a girl.

Don't hate
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#242 - HARMONYHARMONY (12/24/2011) [-]
We have a cat in our dorm. His name is Chairman Meow, and is 19 years old.

He's totally ******* awesome.
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#15 - punchyobuns (12/23/2011) [-]
i want moar...
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#138 - mitchsmith (12/24/2011) [-]
<<dog thought process
User avatar #140 to #138 - nickychan (12/24/2011) [-]
my dog pees on me all the time... ME GUSTA
User avatar #78 - ahnoneemuhs (12/24/2011) [-]
This actually made me feel like an asshole for yelling at my cat... x.x
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