Clubs. Holy crap front page !!!.. Clubs are fun. This is FunyJunk. This post is junk. No one cares if you would rather stay at home on the computer than go have sex and dance. Give me your red t why you looking
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#41 - nosauceforyou
Reply +180
(12/23/2011) [-]
Clubs are fun. This is FunyJunk. This post is junk. No one cares if you would rather stay at home on the computer than go have sex and dance.

Give me your red thumbs, I really don't care
#133 to #41 - cheetosguy
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(12/23/2011) [-]
Also he got this from 9gag
#516 to #41 - zionsype ONLINE
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(12/24/2011) [-]
Clubs are fun. This is FunyJunk. this Post is Junk.
This is FunyJunk
FunyJunk
#177 to #41 - spicyballsack
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(12/23/2011) [-]
HAHA YOU'RE FUNY.
#57 to #41 - connorjay
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(12/23/2011) [-]
I like to go out, then if I go home I will go on FJ and troll a bit, the fall asleep on / under my desk...
#326 to #41 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(12/24/2011) [-]
I would rather stay home in the quiet than put up with deafening music, stupid douche bags, the smell of cigarettes and whores, thank you very much.
#245 to #41 - eldinarcus
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(12/23/2011) [-]
World of Warcraft is better.
#42 to #41 - superafromanxd
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(12/23/2011) [-]
heres one thumb for you good sir

#43 to #41 - jrook
Reply +25
(12/23/2011) [-]
You have sex then dance when you go to clubs?
#46 to #43 - nosauceforyou
Reply +15
(12/23/2011) [-]
That wasn't in a particular order
#484 to #43 - hefty
Reply +4
(12/24/2011) [-]
Nah, he has sex with his hand, THEN goes to the club.
#513 to #484 - zionsype ONLINE
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(12/24/2011) [-]
Medals. Medals EVERYWHERE.
#523 to #513 - hefty
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(12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you, Thank you, your Far too kind!
#6 - fritzmeister
Reply +83
(12/23/2011) [-]
Bars are so much better
#491 to #6 - inoanonbitchesii
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(12/24/2011) [-]
on the music part? o.O call me a hipster, but that's all radiomusic all over that ****
#136 - HolyArachnid
Reply +63
(12/23/2011) [-]
Finally, someone from this generation with the stones to admit it. It's not really clubs in and of themselves that annoy me so much, though, it's the whole attitude that getting ****** up and squirming around is the ultimate way to enjoy yourself. And it's even worse when you hear that line about how you "obviously have no idea how to let go and be crazy". Seriously, there are ways of living on the edge that don't involve treating your body like a ten-dollar hooker.
Finally, someone from this generation with the stones to admit it. It's not really clubs in and of themselves that annoy me so much, though, it's the whole attitude that getting ****** up and squirming around is the ultimate way to enjoy yourself. And it's even worse when you hear that line about how you "obviously have no idea how to let go and be crazy". Seriously, there are ways of living on the edge that don't involve treating your body like a ten-dollar hooker.
#382 to #136 - pokeface
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(12/24/2011) [-]
^^^this user "HolyArachnid" is mostlikely a virgin, or 12.
#401 to #382 - ilovehitler
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(12/24/2011) [-]
Or maybe your just a slut who likes to be treated like a ten dollar hooker. He said nothing against sex in general, just being a cheap hooker.
#562 to #401 - pokeface
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(12/24/2011) [-]
you're**
#565 to #562 - ilovehitler
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(12/24/2011) [-]
Thanks for correcting me. I am ashamed to have made such an idiotic mistake.
#531 to #382 - pokeface
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#518 to #382 - HolyArachnid
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#539 to #518 - pokeface
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(12/24/2011) [-]
Second of all, you are a avid member of one of the most immature sites on the web. "Mature adult" my balls. Go **** a goat.
#533 to #518 - pokeface
Reply +1
(12/24/2011) [-]
Look at what I've started. All of you can dish out jokes left and right, but not take them. It's all fun and games 'til someone gets all butt hurt. I guess I am talking to a "Jessi Slaughter."
#540 to #533 - HolyArachnid
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(12/24/2011) [-]
If it was in fact a joke and not the ad hominem attack it looked like, then I guess I misread you. Carry on.
#548 to #540 - pokeface
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(12/24/2011) [-]
It's funny junk man when you post Dr.Seuss length opinions people are going to **** with you. Nut up, you've been here since 4/11/2010, you should know this by now and your butt hole should be hurt proof.
#560 to #548 - HolyArachnid
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(12/24/2011) [-]
First of all the only one who's really acting "butt hurt" here is you ("go **** a goat", eh? I like it.) I wasn't trying to be an ass with what I said - I really have known judgmental assholes who think the world should fit into some narrow little mold of theirs, and end up pushing everyone away because of it.

Second of all, as much as we screw around and troll on here, there are such things as serious discussions too; and if you come on with a troll comment in one of those, you can expect people to give you **** about it. (For the record I actually did think it was pretty funny what you said, just because it was so damn far off, and knowing that you were just trolling makes it even more so.)

And third of all, I've written too damn much again :P It's just the way I am; you can take it or leave it.
#155 to #136 - monkeyheadbsc
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(12/23/2011) [-]
I for myself do enjoy going to clubs, especially with high-end light and sound systems.
I like to listen to different kinds of electronic music and have done so for about 15 years. And in a club environment or festival situations, the music gets even more intense.

I just want to say, that not everyone going to a club is someone who gets wasted and ***** around in a huge pile of douches and bitches, but some merely enjoy the music combined with the lighting, which they can't afford by themselfs.
And with good friends by my side, I'm able to enjoy this without getting bothered by any inconvenient bystanders, because I just don't care.

Just my two cents, happy Holidays
#164 to #155 - HolyArachnid
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(12/23/2011) [-]
You, my friend, are the type of person who would give clubs a good name if you were a majority. I do think the club experience has a lot of sensory pleasures to offer; it just tends to get lost in all of the stupid teenyboppers who think they're "so hardcore" for clubbing all the time. I just don't see what's so goddamn fun (or healthy) about deadening your senses - isn't there a hell of a lot more to gain from heightening them?
#183 to #164 - monkeyheadbsc
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(12/23/2011) [-]
From the outside I would agree.
What I'm now saying is just a guess, which I have no evidence for whatsoever:
I have thought about this before and I think, that "deadening your senses" gives you a pleasure similar to the experience "cutters" might have. It's the "thrill" of pushing your body to it's limits, either by pain, loudness or physical exhaustion (after sports). You could argue, that running a marathon is pretty stupid, too.
What I mean is that I could imagine, that destroying your body is part of the human nature considering the boredom given by the comforts of todays life. There are no actual dangers anymore (except from the abstract ones, like accidents etc), but the brain couldn't adapt to that fact. So we are dealing with situations, which we clearly identify as stupid, but on the other hand can't help to admit, that they might be tempting.

Again, this is just some thoughts I had!
#277 to #183 - Liiw
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(12/23/2011) [-]
It's like that feeling of immunity to alcohol after a major hangover, I think. Training...:D
#139 to #136 - Liiw
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(12/23/2011) [-]
I like pubs. A lot quieter and the bar isn't overcrowded so you don't have to do WWF to get yourself a drink. Plus you can go and have a smoke outside (it's a win/win for the non-smokers and me) . And of course you don't have to pay to sit in a pub.

#3 - foxholeatheist
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(12/23/2011) [-]
Nope. Not at all.

If I want to listen to ****** music and get drinks for a chick all night and still get turned down for sex, I can just stay at home with my wife. It's way cheaper, too.
#404 - aiiray
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(12/24/2011) [-]
#423 to #404 - zawxse
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(12/24/2011) [-]
how long have you been waiting to use that lol
#432 to #423 - aiiray
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(12/24/2011) [-]
Too long...   
GIF unrelated.
Too long...
GIF unrelated.
#188 - toolmann
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(12/23/2011) [-]
I agree with you, considering that I am extremely unnatractive and socially awkward, yea ******* sucks, I'd rather stay at home jerking and crying...
I agree with you, considering that I am extremely unnatractive and socially awkward, yea ******* sucks, I'd rather stay at home jerking and crying...
#198 to #188 - anon
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(12/23/2011) [-]
#322 to #198 - toolmann
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(12/24/2011) [-]
#187 - adzilla
Reply +21
(12/23/2011) [-]
******* moshpits are where its at
#191 to #187 - CaptainJohnPrice
Reply 0
(12/23/2011) [-]
Amen bro.
#204 to #187 - mrdrprofesser
Reply 0
(12/23/2011) [-]
thank god, i thought i was the only one
#189 to #187 - ijiek
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(12/23/2011) [-]
**** yeah man, punk, metal, i dont give a **** i just love a good mosh.
#192 to #189 - adzilla
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(12/23/2011) [-]
**** glowsticks i'd rather a fist to the face
#193 to #187 - danje
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(12/23/2011) [-]
#61 - hauntzor
Reply +21
(12/23/2011) [-]
The music they play is **** too.
#81 to #61 - anon
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(12/23/2011) [-]
Go to a club that plays the music you like then... are you kidding me?

"I dont like rnb so i'm going to a club that plays rnb" go to a club that plays your kind of music. There will be loads of clubs that play whatever type of music you like. Except classical i guess
#130 to #81 - grandterskrasao
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(12/23/2011) [-]
psssh come on. Im sure that some-where, some-how, theres a club right now. And in that club are 50 people. And they danceing and drinking to ******* classical music. And it is, my life-long dream, to find this place, and never leave it.
#222 to #130 - exoh
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(12/23/2011) [-]
congrats you won the award for best comment i have read all week
#528 to #130 - slayzo
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(12/24/2011) [-]
I believe it's called a coffee shop.

At least, mine does.

It's pretty big for a coffee shop. It's got a big room with tables and a open area, for us to stand around, talk, whatever we want, while classical music goes on in the background.

Too bad I can't go back to slugging a hipster on karaoke night, saying the music they usually play is bad.

...Not to mention I spilled my ******* coffee.
#83 to #81 - CarlosRayNorris
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(12/23/2011) [-]
rofled hard
#196 to #61 - chihlong
Reply +1
(12/23/2011) [-]
Metal music clubs in california go
#323 - DanBrew
Reply +20
(12/24/2011) [-]
Are you the only one ???
hmm lets see, you stole this off 9gag,
so the real original poster feels the same way you stupid content stealing ****
AHHHH
#339 to #323 - anon
Reply 0
(12/24/2011) [-]
who is to say he didn't post it on 9gag too?
#11 - amalah
Reply +18
(12/23/2011) [-]
I dont know how can people go to places like that...