people you know might be doing this. they force children do this.. All around the world, an Ancient Cult practices one of the scariest and most terrifying ritua
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people you know might be doing this

people you know might be doing this. they force children do this.. All around the world, an Ancient Cult practices one of the scariest and most terrifying ritua

they force children do this.

All around the world,
an Ancient Cult
practices one of the
scariest and most
terrifying rituals
known to man and
many world leaders
follow this ancient
practice and it is
possible you dont
know about this.
on the pagan day of
They kneel before an
Ancient instrument of
Torture...
and consume
ritualistic symbols of
blood and flesh...
gqq and finally here is a
picture of them
practicing this ancient
capitalistic ritual...
...
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#26 - Seikyuu (12/22/2011) [-]
Winged Dragon of RA!
#45 to #26 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!!!!!!!!
#63 to #45 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
My voice give me super strenght
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#51 to #26 - linkthedovahkiin (12/22/2011) [-]
I call Odahviing. Your argument is invalid.
User avatar #108 to #51 - hardtuner (12/22/2011) [-]
winged dragon of ra could kill odahviing
#309 to #108 - jensgoddammit (12/22/2011) [-]
**** your **** . odaviing is all powerfull
User avatar #592 to #309 - EdwardNigma (12/23/2011) [-]
Not against the winged dragon of Ra.
#62 to #26 - gimmetheha (12/22/2011) [-]
A cat that has a mustache. Whose argument is valid now?
#117 - twinX (12/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #171 to #149 - twinX (12/22/2011) [-]
I thank you for the use of it :)
#214 to #171 - themklassiks (12/22/2011) [-]
No problem xD
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#143 - izzd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#408 - hpnerd (12/22/2011) [-]
People (below) can hardly call christianity a failed thing when millions upon millions uppon millions are part of hundreds of denominations of Christianity...

Furthermore lets just get this straight:

Religion doesn't make people dickheads, being a dickhead makes people dickheads.

People don't need religion to be a cunt (ego Mao, Stalin, Hitler - all pretty much non-religion [Hitler debatable, but definitely didn't do it in the name of Christ])

Everyone uses a higher power or reasoning to exert authority, command, genocide, violence, invasion etc. Everyone also uses higher powers to do basic tasks in the name of that higher power.

For example: Football Hooligans use football as an excuse to be a dickhead, does that mean football (or any sport) is evil? Being an American in the south in the 60s, people were racist and were violent in the name of America, does that mean Americans and America is a dickhead place? People use being part of a political party to be a dickhead to someone, is that party necessarily the party of dickheads??

Because if you believe religion is banned and evil then so is everything that associates you with a higher power: family, nationality, sport, political parties. EVERYTHING. Because people use anything when they can band with someone else as an outlet to begin an attack on someone or something and getting rid of religion or having no religion in the world wouldn't make people less or more of dickheads.

And to the comic, taking anything out of context would make it seem stupid or ridiculous. If I say "Anyone who says "black people are ******* " are wrong", and you say that I said "black people are ******* " then I'm racist aren't I, but if I quote the whole sentence I'm not. Isn't that right? So don't say things out of context.

And here's Farnsworth, waiting for your red thumbs
User avatar #423 to #408 - vikingfaen (12/22/2011) [-]
hitler did do it in the name of god he said...
#437 to #423 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
he also did it in the name of evolution but everyone says God and doesn't mention evolution. Biased.
User avatar #440 to #423 - hpnerd (12/22/2011) [-]
Actually he said he was vaguely Christian and didn't join in any sacrament after I think First Holy Communion. He also had plans to destroy the Christian Church in Nazi Germany to set everyone under his own religion and didn't really care about his own personal religion that much. In any case Mao and Stalin caused the deaths of between 50 million to 150 million people, something no one has done in the name of religion.
User avatar #445 to #408 - hpnerd (12/22/2011) [-]
BTW I'm not even that religious
#433 to #408 - sicknwrong (12/22/2011) [-]
ill take the red thumb
ill take the red thumb
User avatar #462 to #408 - whitenail (12/22/2011) [-]
All I feel and more. If we stopped judging religions by their most dickish members then maybe we could stop the whole pointless squabble and just get on with our lives. And for every Atheist saying that all "religious people" (I hate that kind of grouping) are intolerant towards atheists (and that's somehow an excuse to be intolerant yourself?) just know this. You wouldn't believe how much **** I've copped for being Catholic, never from members of other denominations (in the way many of you claim that we fight amongst ourselves) but always from incredibly dickish atheists. I've been pushed to the ground by people who followed it up with "there is no god" (and no, I was just chilling on the beach, religion was the last thing on my mind), I've had people laugh in my face for saying something other than no when they jeeringly asked if I believed in God (the question itself was out of the blue, all I said was "depends on what your definition of god is").

Catholic btw.
#432 to #408 - wyatttereus (12/22/2011) [-]
I agree with you, I just hate when some oblivious religious nut tries preaching to me about his/her religion. Those types of people can kiss my shinny metal ass. =]
User avatar #422 to #408 - WERIDGUY (12/22/2011) [-]
i fell the exact way. im really getting tired of these posts saying religion is bad. they don't know if they ever experienced it themselves.
#155 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
WHAT THE **** DID I JUST READ?

PAGAN DAY OF THE SUN-GOD RA?

EGYPTIANS WEREN'T PAGAN, THEY WERE EGYPTIAN.

PAGANISM IS A RITUALISTIC WORSHIP OF NATURE, NONE OF WHICH WERE CANNIBALISTIC PER SE.

THE CATHOLIC SACRAMENT DOESNT ACTUALLY CONSIST OF THE CONSUMPTION OF THE FLESH OF CHRIST: BUT RATHER A PROCESS THEY CALL TRANSUBSTANTIATION, WHICH IS SIMPLY A REPRESENTATION OF THE FULFILLMENT OF AN ALLEGORY CHRIST SPOKE OF IN REFERENCE TO WHAT IS KNOWN TO CHRISTIANITY AS "THE ATONEMENT".

SO WHATS GOING ON HERE?
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#186 to #155 - xatu (12/22/2011) [-]
I think the point is, Christmas is a pagan holiday (don't get mad it is)
And btw it is supposed to be the literal body and blood of Christ, a common misunderstanding made by Catholics about their own religion, but it is not a metaphor or a representation, when they say that it is the body and blood, they mean it.
#236 to #186 - xatu (12/22/2011) [-]
I'm not trolling or trying to be a dick, first of all pagans were the ones who came up with celebrating birthdays, and Jesus was born closer to mid August than December, however the church said that it was December 25 because the pagans celebrated the solstice then and they wanted to assimilate the pagans into Christianity. There are a lot more reason why that's a fact but I'll let you Google that.

And as for the body and blood, a study was done in which a short quiz about different religions was given out to thousands of people of many different religions and countries.
One of the questions was "When you take communion Is the wine and wafer a symbol of Jesus' blood and body or the actual blood and body?"
Almost no Catholics gave the correct answer, which is that it is a literal transformation.
Again not trying to be a dick but those are the facts and if you want to thumb down my comments because you don't like the truth go ahead.
User avatar #188 to #155 - ShatOnATurtle (12/22/2011) [-]
1. Paganism is a blanket term, referring to all non-abrahamic polytheistic religions. So yes, the egyptians were pagans.

2. The cannabalistic comment refers to the sacrament, so that comment is unecessary.

3. The Fourth Council of the Lateran, which convened beginning November 11, 1215, spoke of the bread and wine as "transubstantiated" into the body and blood of Christ: "His body and blood are truly contained in the sacrament of the altar under the forms of bread and wine, the bread and wine having been transubstantiated, by God's power, into his body and blood". This term was not widely used until the end of the twelfth century. According to Catholicism over history, they truely believe they are consuming the blood and body of christ, because the wine and bread transforms by the power of god.

What is happening here, is you have no solid evidence to back up your claims.

User avatar #199 to #188 - ShatOnATurtle (12/22/2011) [-]
Wow, just goes to show that people will thumb something up just because it is in bold and easier to read, even if it lacks any clear evidence to support its false claims...
#207 to #188 - atheistmatt (12/22/2011) [-]
you deserve more thumbs
#172 to #155 - lolmike (12/22/2011) [-]
I'm not sure about any of this **** , but are you saying that OP thought that Paganism came from Pagans who lived in Paga? lolwut.
User avatar #212 to #155 - tonysangiorgio (12/22/2011) [-]
Genius. Simply Genius.
User avatar #630 to #155 - lulzestonia (12/23/2011) [-]
Pagan means devil in estonian
#239 to #155 - lilcamaj (12/22/2011) [-]
Anon, yes you. Have my children.
Anon, yes you. Have my children.
#156 to #155 - tattibojangles (12/22/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure Ra (being the Sun God) counts as a force of nature.
#158 to #156 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THEY ACTUALLY WORSHIP NATURE: NOT ANY PARTICULAR DEITY PER SE.

ADDITIONALLY, I DISAGREE WITH YOUR CONTENTION. A DEITY BEING A FORCE OF NATURE IS A CONSEQUENCE, BUT TO GO AS FAR AS TO SAY THE EGYPTIANS WERE PAGAN ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THEY BELIEVED THEIR DEITIES, OR GODS RATHER, COULD INFLUENCE NATURE IS QUITE FALLACIOUS. IT WOULD BE LIKE CHRISTIANS WORSHIPING A PARTICULAR ASPECT OF CHRIST, INSTEAD OF WORSHIPING CHRIST.
#159 to #158 - tattibojangles (12/22/2011) [-]
Why're you shouting at me? D:
User avatar #179 to #158 - jlyoung (12/22/2011) [-]
IS YOUR KEYBOARD BROKEN?
#196 to #158 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
WHAT ABOUT THE GOD AND GODDESS, THE GREEN MAN, AND WHAT NOT.

I KINDA PAYED ATTENTION AT RITUALS.
#170 to #158 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
No silly, paganism is a broad term that consists many religions that worship MULTIPLE DEITIES that represent FORCES of NATURE. Egyptian gods represent forces of nature!
User avatar #524 to #170 - slayzo (12/22/2011) [-]
....
Did your father mind **** you as a baby?
#597 to #156 - buddyxl (12/23/2011) [-]
im actually pretty sure Ra is the last word in the Unrelenting force shout so...yea, your dumb
#604 to #597 - tattibojangles (12/23/2011) [-]
WRONG.


The shout is Fus Ro Dah.

So not only is it not the last word, it isn't even in the God damned shout.

Good job buddyxl - unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.
User avatar #649 to #604 - buddyxl (12/24/2011) [-]
wow i dont know why i thought Ro, i failed at every aspect of mankind
#178 to #155 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
[big]CAPS LOCK **** YEA
[big]but seriously, i agree with you.
User avatar #161 to #155 - orangebedroom (12/22/2011) [-]
logicd
User avatar #157 to #155 - historical (12/22/2011) [-]
+1 to Anon.
#484 to #155 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 003**
#221 to #155 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
Take it up with best selling aurthor Dan Brown. It's not like he did research on any of this stuff or anything?
Oh and the post clearly states that the bread and wine are SYMBOLS of the body and blood of Christ.

You got a hundred and six thumbs, a douche bag every one.
User avatar #184 to #155 - Ihazfunkitty (12/22/2011) [-]
youre awsome anon
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User avatar #180 to #155 - lonemaker (12/22/2011) [-]
I've never seen an anonymous comment with so many thumbs.
User avatar #173 to #155 - JNS (12/22/2011) [-]
although most Christian religions practice that their Eucharist becomes a symbol of Christ, Roman Catholics believe that the the bread and wine change into the substance of the body and blood of Christ when consecrated in the Eucharist -- not that it's just a representation or 'ritualistic symbol'
User avatar #621 to #173 - JNS (12/23/2011) [-]
just to clarify, I agree with anon ... I was just throwing some extra facts around for the hell of it
User avatar #632 to #155 - tharic (12/23/2011) [-]
STOP YELLING AT ME!
#204 to #155 - TheBagel (12/22/2011) [-]
[big][big] OP is the stereotypical 13 year old intolerant Atheist. Everything he knows about religion comes from Brian Griffin and Jon Stewart. And judging by all of the thumbs that this has, most of this site fits that demographic. To anyone who thumbed this post up, please attempt to learn your history from something other than Christian Bashing websites.
User avatar #220 to #204 - tonysangiorgio (12/22/2011) [-]
Listen to this man, people; for he speaks wisely.
User avatar #517 to #204 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/22/2011) [-]
These kind of people make me ashamed to be an atheist.
#615 to #204 - LolWutStylinOnU (12/23/2011) [-]
HEY, HEY, HEY! Don't talk **** on Jon Stewart!
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#538 - insertmag (12/22/2011) [-]
correction "on the pagen day of FUS RO DAH"
#429 - yiffsforlyfe (12/22/2011) [-]
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#518 - sirchaudhry **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
Oh!
The panda was making a Dat Ass-face! That's why the woman was so mad!

Silly panda!
#50 - naeoro (12/22/2011) [-]
stop copying Dan Brown
stop copying Dan Brown
#68 to #50 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
"Angels and Demons" is one of the best books ever.
User avatar #146 to #50 - battletoast (12/22/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #52 to #50 - nuclearkitty (12/22/2011) [-]
FINALLY, a fellow Dan Brown reader.
User avatar #87 to #52 - cookiemonsterandme (12/22/2011) [-]
Just one! You are so wrong in your numbers! How many millions love Dan Brown, me being one of them, read just about all his books, at Digital Fortress, just finished The Lost Symbol, and plan on seeing Angels and Demons at Christmas. Saw the Da Vinci Code a bout a year ago and finished the book twice. What about you?
User avatar #629 to #87 - nuclearkitty (12/23/2011) [-]
Read The Da Vinci code, got hooked, read it again. I got Angels and Demons and I've read it three times in the past month. And today I started The Lost Symbol.

******* . AWESOME.
User avatar #631 to #629 - cookiemonsterandme (12/23/2011) [-]
The lost symbol is a brilliant book, longer than The Da Vinci Code but with a better plot. Has some interesting twists and major changes to the usual way his books are written. I have really wanted to find Angels and Demons somewhere but nobody in Romania has even heard of Dan Brown, let alone his books. American readers have it so easy!
He is a brilliant author, with a gift for suspense and making every book a page flipper. Have never found anyone like him or any books that I could like more.
#382 - SrslyWtf (12/22/2011) [-]
I don't really get why everyone is like 'its all cool maaan if you have your own beliefs but lets keep them to our selves yeeaaah? Don't shove it down people throats'' etc...

But... Surely if you were Christian, you wouldn't want people going to hell right? So you'd be like NO PLEASE OR YOU'LL GO TO HELL. You wouldn't just sit there and watch them go to hell, isnt that like anti christian? Or like mean or like a sin or ******* .

And if you're an athiest, you wouldnt want people to waste their lives following these rules which were made up to manipulate the masses, so you'd be all like 'WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NO DONT BELIEVE IN GOD'. Because you wouldn't want to watch people throw their lives away following some fairy in the sky?

Either way I don't give a **** I'm just chillin, but I thought I'd put that out there.
User avatar #389 to #382 - Aiwatcher (12/22/2011) [-]
I like the way you think.

A lot of Christians don't go out of their way to help people as a means of showing the "light" of Christianity, instead resort to "You're wrong, I'm right" tactics.

At the same time, many atheists refuse to explain why Christianity is faulty, and instead just say "You're stupid for believing it".

I just wish people would try to kill with kindness, and not with hatred. thumb for yew.
User avatar #402 to #389 - boobster (12/22/2011) [-]
Well you bias clearly shows there. Btw idk about you but most athiests I know are usually up for an argument/discussion.
User avatar #409 to #402 - Aiwatcher (12/22/2011) [-]
I'm atheist, actually. I don't know if I made that clear in my comment. But yeah, I personally would love to tell everyone why I'm an atheist and why its more reasonable to think that way. Just none of my atheist friends see that way, and they think of Christians as a lost cause more or less.
#404 to #382 - LOoSERMaN (12/22/2011) [-]
Unless we are a believer in every religion then we are all going to hell anyways! xD
#251 - dickorcock (12/22/2011) [-]
I ain't even mad.
#55 - slygecko (12/22/2011) [-]
you read Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol, didn't you?
#44 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
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#332 - forevertrombone (12/22/2011) [-]
By the way, Ra is Egyptian not Pagan.
User avatar #347 to #332 - bigredthunder (12/22/2011) [-]
Pagan actually just refers to having a pantheon of gods not one.
User avatar #349 to #332 - faptodat (12/22/2011) [-]
damn it, I was just about to post that
#177 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
How very clever.
#536 - ThatSucks (12/22/2011) [-]
I thumbed this down, not because I'm Christian, but because this is funnyjunk, not a place for religious debate. Also, don't bash other people's beliefs, no matter how dumb they seem to you, because they could seem just as dumb to them. *prepares for red thumbs*
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