Back in the day... averagely funny, stuck for ideas... When I was a kid I could tell which of my family was coming up the stairs by the noise it made. +. I usued to be able to do that... my dad's were loud and my mom's were soft... But now only the soft ones are heard.
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Back in the day..

averagely funny, stuck for ideas..

When I was a kid I could
tell which of my family
was coming up the stairs
by the noise it made. +
...
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#23 - fellthatsexydrop (12/22/2011) [+] (22 replies)
I usued to be able to do that...  
my dad's were loud and my mom's were soft...  
  
  
But now only the soft ones are heard.
I usued to be able to do that...
my dad's were loud and my mom's were soft...


But now only the soft ones are heard.
#48 - IFuckinLoveHendrix (12/22/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Cant afford a house with stairs............

Can tell who is coming by which goats they smell like
#127 - xtitun (12/22/2011) [+] (4 replies)
What do you mean by "when I was a kid"?
#245 - xlettersx (12/22/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Mom- Silent  
  
Dad- Silent  
  
Brother- Silent  
  
Sister- Silent  
  
Dog- Silent  
  
Cat- Silent  
  
  
  
Oh I forgot  
I'm deaf :D
Mom- Silent

Dad- Silent

Brother- Silent

Sister- Silent

Dog- Silent

Cat- Silent



Oh I forgot
I'm deaf :D
User avatar #55 - cancerousiguana (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>I am fapping

Dad: "STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP" *knock knock*
Me: *put dick away* "come in!"

Mom: *literally no ******* noise coming down the hall* *open door without knocking*

You see the problem here?

that's right. My bedroom is nowhere near the kitchen.
#173 - SemiAnon (12/22/2011) [-]
We never had stairs.
We never had stairs.
#98 - marinoff (12/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#181 - elektra (12/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
<----- Op's dad ^0^
#21 - Indubidubly (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Dad: Slow but loud foot steps  
Mom: Slow but quiet foot steps  
Sister: Average foot steps and drags a little  
Brother: Sprints up the stairs like he's haulin' ass
Dad: Slow but loud foot steps
Mom: Slow but quiet foot steps
Sister: Average foot steps and drags a little
Brother: Sprints up the stairs like he's haulin' ass
User avatar #83 - BowChickaBowWow (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
As a Semi-Paranoid Ex-Sniper, I can tell you that I still here people coming from meters away.
And, If I know that person, I can usually tell who it is by the sound they make. Not just footsteps, but their breathing, rate at which they walk, and even by the sound their clothing makes. It's scary, really.
#289 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/22/2011) [-]
I still can.
I still can.
User avatar #204 - lmaobutts (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
My house is 110 years old so the floor boards creak like a mother ******
User avatar #207 to #204 - Tusura (12/22/2011) [-]
This is a common misconception.. you see... I'm a ************ ... and I don't creak.
#8 - Aleafe (12/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I thought i was special because i could do that. guess not...
#142 - magmamax (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i still do it... but i live alone now
User avatar #79 - spicycupcake (12/22/2011) [-]
When i fapping i hear everything from miles away..
User avatar #212 - Jasoon (12/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Then you put the gameboy under your pillow and pretend your asleep.
#93 - yusuftazim (12/22/2011) [-]
Stairs.

My arch nemesis.
+10
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User avatar #239 - derpydash (12/22/2011) [-]
I can

My brother is a tub of lard, so he is always thundering down the stairs looking for food
My mum walks fairly heavily, but at a normal pace
My stepdad has a bad limp because he was in an accident last year, so he walks heavily, slowly and unevenly
My sister walks rather lightly but slowly

And I run around and according to Mother I sound like a 'Rhino with jingle bells.' Gee, thanks mum.
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