Soviet Horror story. Since everyone's loving the morbid channel, I thought I'd dig up and repost one of my old favorites. Enjoy.. Mother and father get little t soviet horror story morbid
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Soviet Horror story

 
Soviet Horror story. Since everyone's loving the morbid channel, I thought I'd dig up and repost one of my old favorites. Enjoy.. Mother and father get little t

Since everyone's loving the morbid channel, I thought I'd dig up and repost one of my old favorites. Enjoy.

Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so they want to
go to Moscow to buy vodka. Thay call !.. ssd babysitter. When
babysitter arrives, children already sleep in - Mitis bedsitter just sits around
and make sure good itit I; then t night, babysitter gets
Batarian and gees to read Mar BIR P. rft read d in because there' s no
electricity (parents didn' t , "l _en. . .
So, she calls parents and %.. lil. tis candles their reem.
Of course, the parents say) it. ' f, Jij' iii; atter has Aili. i. i', iii.. oiiw request. She ask
if she could COVE!‘ up Lenin statue tootsi idiiot. . edwee ‘ 'viii... i. i. with blanket er
Militia find all tradee... . t.. sithi), i... ii' kill them for trying
center Lenin militia arrest parents for nosediving Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.
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#22 - snup (12/21/2011) [-]
#27 to #22 - anon (12/21/2011) [-]
WHOS THE PHONE(mon)!!!
#23 to #22 - jacodpwns (12/21/2011) [-]
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#165 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (12/22/2011) [-]
I don't get.




Is supposed to be joke, right?
User avatar #213 to #165 - fedegon (11/01/2013) [-]
 
#214 to #213 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
dear god. this is... ancient.   
i wasnt even using this computer at that time.
dear god. this is... ancient.
i wasnt even using this computer at that time.
User avatar #215 to #214 - fedegon (11/01/2013) [-]
10000100
User avatar #216 to #215 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
dude no way i live in florida too
User avatar #217 to #216 - fedegon (11/01/2013) [-]
Yay.
Anyway this is what I do when I have too much free time, go on old content, find online people and comment on it.
User avatar #218 to #217 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
neat. ive done that before. i just recently went through some of the comments on something i posted 2 years ago and found porn.
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User avatar #219 to #218 - fedegon (11/01/2013) [-]
heck, there's so much ancient porn here on FJ
User avatar #137 - liquidassassin (12/22/2011) [-]
who else read in Russian accent? because that's what i was doing the whole time
#172 - tiddycats (12/22/2011) [-]
IF THEY HAVE NO POWER THEN WHO WAS FONE!?
User avatar #180 to #172 - sauceome (12/22/2011) [-]
phones work without electricity, so it still makes sense

that is, unless you are using an electric phone
User avatar #179 to #172 - toxicnachos (12/22/2011) [-]
Dont be ridicolous they were useing banana phones
User avatar #5 - baconhero (12/21/2011) [-]
I read that whole thing in a Russian accent.
User avatar #218 to #5 - baconhero (12/23/2011) [-]
What the hell happened while I was gone? I got top 40 with this comment.
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#10 to #6 - mrwillje ONLINE (12/21/2011) [-]
#7 to #6 - baconhero (12/21/2011) [-]
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#16 to #6 - verbalhighfive (12/21/2011) [-]
Glad you already credited yourself with that image.
User avatar #9 to #5 - ausfaglol (12/21/2011) [-]
lol ur suppose to, thats why words and letters are missed out
#37 to #5 - zeebotofourtwenty (12/21/2011) [-]
**zeebotofourtwenty rolls 90** Me too!
User avatar #85 - swimmingprodigy (12/22/2011) [-]
Legend is being going like this.

You entering bathroom and standing in front of mirror. Turning candles off and, while being in front of mirror, spinning rapidly, you chanting “Leon Trotsky” “Leon Trotsky” “Leon Trotsky” “Leon Trotsky”, several times, while catching glimpses of self on mirror. It is said that eventually you be seeing image of Leon Trotsky on mirror.

Upon exiting bathroom you are being arrested by KGB for believing in existence of Leon Trotsky, whom the party as proven never existed
Such is life in Moscow.
#92 - zomgodness (12/22/2011) [-]
WHY DID I MOMENTARILY START READING THIS IN AN EASTERN-EUROPEAN ACCENT?!?!
#102 - vaxidd ONLINE (12/22/2011) [-]
There is absolutely no excuses for posting a repost! Unless it comes to 			****		 and whatnot! Richard Simmons OP.
There is absolutely no excuses for posting a repost! Unless it comes to **** and whatnot! Richard Simmons OP.
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#113 to #109 - vaxidd ONLINE (12/22/2011) [-]
Never said it was a rule. Just saying It's wrong to repost, if people are gonna think like that then there will surely be more reposts.
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#29 - dickorcock (12/21/2011) [-]
It is night when daughter comes in to your room. "Father, I have had terrible nightmare," she says. You reach over to nightstand and take sip of vodka. You glance at clock tower outside window. 3:23 a.m. "Why don't you tell me what happened in dream?" you say. "No," she replies, "when I told you in the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up". You feel a rustling in your bed. "Do not speak that way of your brother, Boris, you know it is not his fault we have no money for coats".
Such is life in Soviet Moscow.
#81 to #29 - cmaystead (12/22/2011) [-]
Capitalist pig escape from Siberian work camp. Man stumbles through woods during the night until he find great Communist cabin. Man walks in and lays on bed. He cannot sleep as the paintings of great KGB leaders seem to be watching him. Next morning man is shot by KGB and buried in mass grave with other Capitalist pigs.
Such is life in Soviet Russia.
User avatar #160 - gotpoopdick (12/22/2011) [-]
then who was phone?
User avatar #205 - nuclearhamster (12/22/2011) [-]
I read all of that in a Russian accent.
User avatar #87 - swimmingprodigy (12/22/2011) [-]
In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell.

Bell rings. Is no wind.

Undertaker asks - “Are you lady Gorbochev?”

Voice says “Yes!”

“Born winter of 1927?”

“Yes!”

“Gravestone says ‘Died 20 February, 1957”

“Niet, am still living!”

“Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June.”
And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.
Such is life in Moscow.
User avatar #119 - lavoire (12/22/2011) [-]
This made me laugh so hard, I have never seen it before and I completely know the pasta it references.

Woot.
User avatar #88 - swimmingprodigy (12/22/2011) [-]
One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says;
“What you do with my daughter?!”
I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead!

Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.

Such is life in Moscow.
User avatar #98 to #88 - IceCreamGuy (12/22/2011) [-]
These are great, did you make them or are they somewhere online?
User avatar #101 to #98 - swimmingprodigy (12/22/2011) [-]
no, there's a website i just found. There's very few of them though and I only picked out the most famous of the scary stories.


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User avatar #104 to #101 - IceCreamGuy (12/22/2011) [-]
O, well we should definitely make a comp of them
User avatar #105 to #104 - swimmingprodigy (12/22/2011) [-]
im pretty sure we'd get lots of "TL;DR"

Besides, i dont have time. Im supposed to be studying for a psychology final on Friday, i dont even know why im here. Damn you, Funnyjunk.

You can if you want, idc
#19 - EpicTie (12/21/2011) [-]
BUT WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?
#143 - schwarzenschwanz (12/22/2011) [-]
hahahaha that was hilarious! even though its the same thing as the baby sitter finding the clown statue in the corner of the room, it was still funny, couldnt help but to read the whole thing in a hard russian accent
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