Soviet Horror story. Since everyone's loving the morbid channel, I thought I'd dig up and repost one of my old favorites. Enjoy.. Mother and father get little t soviet horror story morbid
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Soviet Horror story

 
Soviet Horror story. Since everyone's loving the morbid channel, I thought I'd dig up and repost one of my old favorites. Enjoy.. Mother and father get little t

Since everyone's loving the morbid channel, I thought I'd dig up and repost one of my old favorites. Enjoy.

Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so they want to
go to Moscow to buy vodka. Thay call !.. ssd babysitter. When
babysitter arrives, children already sleep in - Mitis bedsitter just sits around
and make sure good itit I; then t night, babysitter gets
Batarian and gees to read Mar BIR P. rft read d in because there' s no
electricity (parents didn' t , "l _en. . .
So, she calls parents and %.. lil. tis candles their reem.
Of course, the parents say) it. ' f, Jij' iii; atter has Aili. i. i', iii.. oiiw request. She ask
if she could COVE!‘ up Lenin statue tootsi idiiot. . edwee ‘ 'viii... i. i. with blanket er
Militia find all tradee... . t.. sithi), i... ii' kill them for trying
center Lenin militia arrest parents for nosediving Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.
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#5 - baconhero
Reply +135
(12/21/2011) [-]
I read that whole thing in a Russian accent.
#6 to #5 - Silver Quantum
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#10 to #6 - mrwillje
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(12/21/2011) [-]
#7 to #6 - baconhero
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(12/21/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #6 - verbalhighfive
Reply +11
(12/21/2011) [-]
Glad you already credited yourself with that image.
#218 to #5 - baconhero
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(12/23/2011) [-]
What the hell happened while I was gone? I got top 40 with this comment.
#37 to #5 - zeebotofourtwenty
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(12/21/2011) [-]
**zeebotofourtwenty rolls 90** Me too!
#9 to #5 - ausfaglol
Reply +27
(12/21/2011) [-]
lol ur suppose to, thats why words and letters are missed out
#22 - snup
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(12/21/2011) [-]
#27 to #22 - anon
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(12/21/2011) [-]
WHOS THE PHONE(mon)!!!
#23 to #22 - jacodpwns
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(12/21/2011) [-]
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#24 to #22 - GothicChi
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(12/21/2011) [-]
#11 - TheSchwartz
Reply +53
(12/21/2011) [-]
Wait a second. You said that the house had no electricity, yet they're able to use a phone...
Wait a second. You said that the house had no electricity, yet they're able to use a phone...
#45 to #11 - gohanpicolo
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(12/21/2011) [-]
when the power goes out the phones still work they get their electricity from the phone line.
#192 to #11 - dontwinkatmychink **User deleted account**
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#15 to #11 - queenluffi **User deleted account**
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#26 to #11 - jbails
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(12/21/2011) [-]
Land lines can get their power from the phone cable that attaches it to the grid, so people can use it in blackouts and the like.
#17 to #11 - bitzobacon
Reply +8
(12/21/2011) [-]
it seemed to be that it was implying there was only no electricity down stairs. doesnt make any more sense but still haha
#20 to #11 - spearpwi
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(12/21/2011) [-]
Land lines don't need electricity.
#21 to #20 - spearpwi
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(12/21/2011) [-]
Or rather, they do. But not from a mains source.
#69 - Sunset
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#172 - tiddycats
Reply +46
(12/22/2011) [-]
IF THEY HAVE NO POWER THEN WHO WAS FONE!?
#180 to #172 - sauceome
Reply 0
(12/22/2011) [-]
phones work without electricity, so it still makes sense

that is, unless you are using an electric phone
#207 to #172 - iizpurple ONLINE
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(12/22/2011) [-]
#179 to #172 - toxicnachos
Reply +4
(12/22/2011) [-]
Dont be ridicolous they were useing banana phones
#165 - avatarsarefornoobs
Reply +36
(12/22/2011) [-]
I don't get.




Is supposed to be joke, right?
#213 to #165 - fedegon
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#214 to #213 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(11/01/2013) [-]
dear god. this is... ancient.   
i wasnt even using this computer at that time.
dear god. this is... ancient.
i wasnt even using this computer at that time.
#215 to #214 - fedegon
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(11/01/2013) [-]
10000100
#216 to #215 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(11/01/2013) [-]
dude no way i live in florida too
#217 to #216 - fedegon
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Yay.
Anyway this is what I do when I have too much free time, go on old content, find online people and comment on it.
#218 to #217 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(11/01/2013) [-]
neat. ive done that before. i just recently went through some of the comments on something i posted 2 years ago and found porn.
#220 to #218 - reapermaster
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#219 to #218 - fedegon
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(11/01/2013) [-]
heck, there's so much ancient porn here on FJ
#29 - dickorcock
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(12/21/2011) [-]
It is night when daughter comes in to your room. "Father, I have had terrible nightmare," she says. You reach over to nightstand and take sip of vodka. You glance at clock tower outside window. 3:23 a.m. "Why don't you tell me what happened in dream?" you say. "No," she replies, "when I told you in the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up". You feel a rustling in your bed. "Do not speak that way of your brother, Boris, you know it is not his fault we have no money for coats".
Such is life in Soviet Moscow.
#81 to #29 - cmaystead
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(12/22/2011) [-]
Capitalist pig escape from Siberian work camp. Man stumbles through woods during the night until he find great Communist cabin. Man walks in and lays on bed. He cannot sleep as the paintings of great KGB leaders seem to be watching him. Next morning man is shot by KGB and buried in mass grave with other Capitalist pigs.
Such is life in Soviet Russia.
#166 - blacksheepror
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(12/22/2011) [-]
#137 - liquidassassin
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(12/22/2011) [-]
who else read in Russian accent? because that's what i was doing the whole time
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#36 to #34 - cryingscythe
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(12/21/2011) [-]
<-mfw this comment;
not at all ;D