Soviet Horror story. Since everyone's loving the morbid channel, I thought I'd dig up and repost one of my old favorites. Enjoy.. Mother and father get little t
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Soviet Horror story

Since everyone's loving the morbid channel, I thought I'd dig up and repost one of my old favorites. Enjoy.

Mother and father get little tired from building Communism, so they want to
go to Moscow to buy vodka. Thay call !.. ssd babysitter. When
babysitter arrives, children already sleep in - Mitis bedsitter just sits around
and make sure good itit I; then t night, babysitter gets
Batarian and gees to read Mar BIR P. rft read d in because there' s no
electricity (parents didn' t , "l _en. . .
So, she calls parents and %.. lil. tis candles their reem.
Of course, the parents say) it. ' f, Jij' iii; atter has Aili. i. i', iii.. oiiw request. She ask
if she could COVE!‘ up Lenin statue tootsi idiiot. . edwee ‘ 'viii... i. i. with blanket er
Militia find all tradee... . t.. sithi), i... ii' kill them for trying
center Lenin militia arrest parents for nosediving Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.
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Submitted: 12/21/2011
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#212 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
Ну, я говорю по-русски.
Вам перевод нужен?

Гугл транслейт - это явно не вариант.
#223 - anonymous (12/31/2011) [-]
так кто-нибудь здесь говорят на русском?
#221 - anonymous (12/31/2011) [-]
Мать и отец получить немного устал от строительства коммунизма, поэтому они хотят идти
в Москву, чтобы купить водки. Они называют самой надежной няни. Когда няня приходит,
дети уже спят в кровати. Няня просто сидит вокруг и убедиться, что все
хорошо с детьми. Вечером того же дня, няня становится скучно и идет читать Маркса, но
она не может читать вниз, потому что нет электричества (родители не хотели,
дети читали Маркса, всю ночь напролет). Таким образом, она звонит родителям и спрашивает, может ли она
получить свечами читать Маркса в их комнате. Конечно, родители говорят, что его хорошо, но
#222 to #221 - anonymous (12/31/2011) [-]
няня одна последняя просьба. Она спрашивает, может ли она прикрывать Ленина статуей
вне окна спальни с одеялом или тканью, потому что он заставляет ее нервничать.
Телефон линии молчит минуту, и отец, которые говорят: "взять детей и получить
из дома. Мы будем называть милицией. Мы не имеем Ленина статуи. "Милиция найти
все три дома пассажиры мертвы, потому что КГБ убить их за то, чтобы покрыть Ленина
ststue. Затем милиция арест родителей за отсутствие Ленина статуей. Такова жизнь, ничего не поделаешь
в Москве

User avatar #220 - SgtFourLeaf (12/25/2011) [-]
Russian Horror Story #2

Mother and Father went to the store to get some vodka, they came back screaming, i asked them what happened and they said, "The store ran out......"
User avatar #205 - nuclearhamster (12/22/2011) [-]
I read all of that in a Russian accent.
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be a man and play amnesia
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User avatar #203 - My name is (12/22/2011) [-]
I hate replays but o am going to make an exception for one of my favourites
#202 - funnyjunkbob (12/22/2011) [-]
Meanwhile in Russia...
User avatar #201 - CrazyJester (12/22/2011) [-]
I feel so honered to know someone thought my OC was good :3


I loves you OP :D
#209 to #201 - sandvichiscredit (12/22/2011) [-]
I favorited your posts and dug them back up. You should repost the other two
#200 - samtraver (12/22/2011) [-]
The post read me in Russian.
User avatar #199 - chaoticneutral (12/22/2011) [-]
I read story and comments in Russian accent. Despite being Grammar Nazi, I feel like typing as if I am Russian.
User avatar #198 - fapping (12/22/2011) [-]
I feel like i know russian now ...
#197 - nopeitschucktesta (12/22/2011) [-]
**nopeitschucktesta rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at Winning At Everything 2 ** anyone else read this in a russian accent?
#196 - anonymous (12/22/2011) [-]
In Soviet Russia Lenin covers you.
#195 - accountnothree (12/22/2011) [-]
im an idiot
whats up with this morbid channel **** ?
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#191 - mrgoodbunny (12/22/2011) [-]
I love you with all my heart, OP.
My first legit laugh on Fj today.
User avatar #189 - smilingpyro (12/22/2011) [-]
does anyone have some more of these? I have not seen a good communist Russia creepypasta thread in a long time
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