another story..... sorry for the spelling errors. I meant church bells, and get. hope you thumb! and the grammar too. grammar nazis, please try not killing me.
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another story....

sorry for the spelling errors. I meant church bells, and get. hope you thumb!

and the grammar too. grammar nazis, please try not killing me. thanks

There was once a woman who got put in prison, while she was
there, she befriended the worker at the morgue, because this
prison had its on graveyard for its prisoners.
While there she came up with a plan along with the morgue man,
the morgue man gave her the prison keys that he stole, late at
night, when she heard church bells she would slip out and sneak
into the morgue, there she would get in with one of the bodies
and be buried alive, after an hour in the coffin the morgue man
so the same night she heard church bill and she unlocked her
door and slipped away, she snuck into the morgue and gut
underneath the sheets with one of the dead bodies, after a while
she felt the coffin lid shut down on her and she was buried alive,
she spent an hour or two in the coffin, waiting to be dug up, after
a while she decided to light a match for light.
And there next to her, dead, was the body of the morgue man.
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User avatar #14 - ivokessler (12/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Wouldn't lighting a match deplete her limited oxygen supply more quickly?
User avatar #37 - zevran (12/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
If she died in that coffin, then how did this story become known?
User avatar #38 to #37 - sgtbacon (12/22/2011) [-]
because its fiction you ********
#28 - megatronman (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Shew as in a COFFIN and never noticed the other body?
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#36 to #18 - Lambda (12/21/2011) [-]
They talk to Morgan Freeman.
User avatar #27 - thejokerxx (12/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)
so instead of using the match after the first hour she decides "oh ill just wait another hour till i use it" good story though not scary needs to be slower if you go to fast we cant feel what she is feeling
User avatar #7 - nevolmon (12/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Gee, this wasnt from an episode of twilight zone at all.
#51 - ukellisuae (12/22/2011) [-]
light a match and burn more oxygen in a coffin. ******* genius -.-
#46 - madhattergirl (12/22/2011) [-]
But why was she repeatedly being buried and dug up?
But why was she repeatedly being buried and dug up?
User avatar #35 - demonfish ONLINE (12/21/2011) [-]
That must suck
User avatar #17 - monsoonburrito (12/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)
there are only two thumbs. funny and junk. not scary. not creepy. so if this post is not funny it can only fit into one other category. and i must ask something of you.... yeah... um... GET THE **** OFF THE INTERNET
#21 to #17 - datkiid (12/21/2011) [-]
Im pretty sure this was meant for Morbid channel sir so yeah stfu
#12 - mavsman (12/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #11 - holycrapimacupcake (12/21/2011) [-]
This freaks me out every time I read it.
#49 - sidekickman (12/22/2011) [-]
**sidekickman rolled a random image posted in comment #743792 at FJ Pony Thread **
Her face when she realizes what the **** was going on
#54 - Womens Study Major (01/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sorry, but is this written on a ragecomic format?

#53 - starchild (12/29/2011) [-]
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#43 - Womens Study Major (12/22/2011) [-]
If you're being buried, why would you even light a match, that just takes up your oxygen supply.
#42 - Womens Study Major (12/22/2011) [-]
I CAME HERE FOR FUNNY GODDAMMIT. ENOUGH OF THIS **** .
User avatar #13 - happyfuntimestuffs (12/21/2011) [-]
tfl man tfl
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