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User avatar #13 - suox (12/21/2011) [-]
I'm proud to say I've never been caught fapping, not even "almost". Lightning quick reflexes and sharp hearing aided me well.

Also I had my own computer and my parents respected my privacy.
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#16 to #13 - CaveboyZero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 to #13 - vittorrio (12/21/2011) [-]
That's not enough to keep it totally hidden :D
#15 to #13 - Gothrick (12/21/2011) [-]
You don't need to be caught if they already know that you do it.
User avatar #33 to #15 - jellybob (12/21/2011) [-]
and chances are they do lol
#7 - sinonyx (12/21/2011) [-]
was rubbing at this thing for at least 10 seconds before i realized i'm retarded
#5 - ShamanMaster (12/21/2011) [-]
this happened a few days ago

I'm in my room fapping like a madman when my dad knocks on the door. As quick as lightning i close all my tabs and only my desktop is up. He opens the door and says "dinner is ready....what are you hiding?" I calmly reply "porn" He then says "oh" then closes the door. I'm about to go back to it when he opens the door again and says with a big trolldad smile "can i see?"

once again i reply calmly "no"

"oh, ok" and he leaves.
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#22 - weavedog (12/21/2011) [-]
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#3 - lateralcockdamage (12/21/2011) [-]
ok so a couple of years a ago I was lookin up some anime because **** you. But being a little chubby, I decided to go get a sandwhich. when I got upstairs my dad was in my room. Freaking out at this point because i left some nasty **** up. I'm talking tentacles up the ass **** . He starts talking like hes gonna ground me. I'm starting to sweat and my voice gets all whiney. He starts saying he liked it. I start getting uncomfortable at this point and want to leave. Hfw
#6 to #3 - harryballzack (12/21/2011) [-]
Whut the fock
Whut the fock
User avatar #8 to #3 - sinonyx (12/21/2011) [-]
hmm i've heard this before... front page a few days ago wasnt it...
#9 to #8 - machone (12/21/2011) [-]
yep.
User avatar #30 - Fifee Boy (12/21/2011) [-]
who watches porn and doesnt masturbate?
#32 to #30 - headkicker (12/21/2011) [-]
<-- This guy.

You know porn stars get off on the knowledge that Chuck Norris may watch.
User avatar #4 - kanaka (12/21/2011) [-]
Small story for you, My ex-girlfriend, whom I broke up with 2 years ago, recently posted that she had *another* miscarriage, and her being 21 years old. I thank god I hadn't stayed with her, or else I'd be in a damned trap right now.
#17 to #4 - Rascal (12/21/2011) [-]
Funny man my ex was supposedly prgo with my kid four times three "miscarriages" supposedly later and doctors proving she was not even prego the last time and her still claiming she was I broke up with her. Thats dodging bullets.
#18 - neggroplezzz (12/21/2011) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #18 - ShadowEagle (12/21/2011) [-]
with SOPA voting today. Yeah, freedom, lot's of freedom
User avatar #29 to #23 - kingrayne ONLINE (12/21/2011) [-]
SOPA was delayed in the markup to sometime in January.
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User avatar #34 to #28 - legionnseven (12/21/2011) [-]
I'm not so sure about that...
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User avatar #36 to #35 - legionnseven (12/21/2011) [-]
Oh, I'm sure they'll regret it. I just wouldn't get my hopes up. Now, the ideal situation would be that SOPA and PIPA fall flat on their metaphorical faces the minute they hit the floor. But at the very leat, it'll be a long fight.
#45 - klondikemonster (12/21/2011) [-]
I can't look at normal porn anymore; I have looked at many a kinky or unique things.
#44 - crackboots (12/21/2011) [-]
> need to use PC
> walk in on fapping son with my wife
> think of an excuse to leave the room and avoid awkwardness
> "i'll not interrupt your music"
> still can't believe he bought it

i think your parents dodged a bullet, not you.
User avatar #46 to #44 - grawly (12/21/2011) [-]
that, good sir, made me lol
#38 - ibinluv (12/21/2011) [-]
am i weird for being a 17 year old male and not watching porn? i find it hard to take seriously because it's so fake. dont get me wrong i'll put it on every now and then.. but it's weeks between each other, if that.
User avatar #42 to #38 - XEC **User deleted account** (12/21/2011) [-]
i cant watch pornos due to them being weird, fake and cheesy nor can i watch normal videos (except lesbian, or just females doing whatever) because the guy is major bonerkill. i prefer pictures and my imagination. im 17 too by the way. if you want pictures try imagefap . com. be warned though. a livejasmin popup comes up when you first click on it.
User avatar #39 to #38 - plazmaflare (12/21/2011) [-]
Everyone has different tastes, i dont see why it would be odd, but on funnyjunk i see what you mean. i find feel like im the only one in the world that can walk on legos all day long. Or spend 2 seconds taking a **** instead of half an hour like everybody else.
User avatar #37 - mattdoggy (12/21/2011) [-]
Ishouldn'tbealive.jpg
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User avatar #10 - MegaAwesomeSauce (12/21/2011) [-]
You failed to live up to one of the five rules of going incognito. You should always be aware of when someone is walking towards your room or even close to it so you can be especially ready to ctrl w out of the dubious site.
User avatar #43 - jkrhpotter (12/21/2011) [-]
:D
#41 - Rascal (12/21/2011) [-]
Guys, i'm pretty sure SOPA didn't pass anyway. Even if it did who the **** would follow it?
User avatar #40 - jkrhpotter (12/21/2011) [-]
:D
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User avatar #11 - MegaAwesomeSauce (12/21/2011) [-]
We always try to cover it up or atleast postpone them from knowing. I was fourteen until my parents actually had hard evidence that I fapped. I assume that they already knew I did way before that.
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