Two Questions. Haha thank you to everyone for making this too the front page.. so many haters <br /> I made a comic check it out<br /> /funny_pictur two questions canidates a b c smart professionals
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Two Questions. Haha thank you to everyone for making this too the front page.. so many haters <br /> I made a comic check it out<br /> /funny_pictur

Haha thank you to everyone for making this too the front page.. so many haters <br />
I made a comic check it out<br />
/funny_pictures/307822/The+Death+of+Justin+Bieber/

Question 1
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8
kids already, three who were deaf, two who were
blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,
would you recommend that she have and abortion?
Question 2
its time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates
Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps
until noon, used opium in college and
drinks a quart of whiskey every evening
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Candidate A is Franklin D, Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
Remember:
Amateurs built the ark
Professionals built the Titanic
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#182 - ProjectLMFAO (03/29/2010) [-]
i shat the great wall of china
User avatar #215 to #182 - Danzig (03/29/2010) [-]
so when I say that I get a -1, I see how it is funnyjunk
User avatar #210 to #182 - Keyota (03/29/2010) [-]
Owwch?? O.o
User avatar #106 - TheAdolfHitler (03/29/2010) [-]
:D
I bet loads of people chose candidate C.
User avatar #118 to #106 - SirPrize (03/29/2010) [-]
I bet everyone did!
User avatar #128 to #118 - anOakTree (03/29/2010) [-]
i didnt CAUSE HES BEEN EATING MY GRANDFATHER'S FRIENDS
User avatar #132 to #128 - SirPrize (03/29/2010) [-]
Hitler never ate Oak trees, sorry.
User avatar #135 to #132 - anOakTree (03/29/2010) [-]
they werent oaks THEY WERE VEGETABLES AND MY GRANDFATHER KNEW THEM!
User avatar #136 to #135 - SirPrize (03/29/2010) [-]
Oh well, get over it!
User avatar #383 to #106 - Guyoo (03/29/2010) [-]
YOU WIN! ...the elections
#439 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (03/29/2010) [-]
Vegitarian? Never commited adultery? Pussy.
User avatar #492 to #439 - DrDoctor (03/29/2010) [-]
and only had one testicle
User avatar #155 - InternetInfidel (03/29/2010) [-]
older than the internet
+1
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#688 - anon (03/30/2010) [-]
1. its her choice I dont have a say.
2. the information provided has nothing to do with the ability to lead. I cannot make an informed decision.
#690 to #688 - anon (03/30/2010) [-]
I just realized how retarded my answer for two was. Astrology? Corruption? my real complaint is the lack of info on their policies. Im sure fascist beleifs would have been a red flag.
#659 - nohomo **User deleted account** (03/29/2010) [-]
**nohomo rolls 117,601,279**
ends in 9 i get green text
#667 to #659 - xXfacedownXx (03/30/2010) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
#673 to #667 - nohomo **User deleted account** (03/30/2010) [-]
no green text for me :(
#627 - AnonymousThree (03/29/2010) [-]
I, as a rule, usually suggest abortion to all pregnant women.
#598 - AlecJohnson (03/29/2010) [-]
Doesn't matter who built the Titanic.. the Captain hit a ******* glacier. But I'm sure the professionals who build it are responsible, right?
#601 to #598 - happy people **User deleted account** (03/29/2010) [-]
yea i my graet great grandpa helped build that asshole
User avatar #604 to #598 - scookie (03/29/2010) [-]
thats like blaming the guy who created guns for every murder caused by a gun, isnt it?
#613 to #598 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
well the pro who built it built the water trapping compartments too small and there was like 2 less then there should have been thats why it flooded the titanic
#268 - MDM (03/29/2010) [-]
u forgot to mention that candidate c killed 6 million jews, just sayin
#146 - Daigeil (03/29/2010) [-]
I elected Hitler and killed Beethoven. **** YES.
#33 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
i put winston churchill in office i was hoping for bill clinton
User avatar #37 to #33 - bloodeetampon (03/29/2010) [-]
Dude! Same here.
#21 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
remember:
the titantic actually existed.
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#574 to #513 - piranha (03/29/2010) [-]
They borrowed Jesus's ability to walk on water and all met in one convenient area.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - WhatIsGwaning (03/29/2010) [-]
religion win.
#24 to #22 - ILoveToEatBabies **User deleted account** (03/29/2010) [-]
yes.. but anon fail.
User avatar #26 to #24 - Ezekial (03/29/2010) [-]
Why do people care if other people post anonymously? As long as they aren't trolling why does it matter?
#31 to #26 - ILoveToEatBabies **User deleted account** (03/29/2010) [-]
because nobody likes anons, because if "anonymous" is a troll, then "anonymous" is probably also a troll.
User avatar #35 to #26 - dieselKiller (03/29/2010) [-]
anons remind me of 4chan, so... MAKE AN ACCOUNT!!
User avatar #567 - squeaky (03/29/2010) [-]
So I killed Bethoven and elected Hitler for president. AWSOME!
#496 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
how did this reach the top when it is a repost?!?!
User avatar #500 to #496 - CaptainPedoBear (03/29/2010) [-]
agreed...i have the original ****** saved on my computer..
User avatar #503 to #500 - Razack (03/29/2010) [-]
Is the saved file right next to your child porn Mr. pedobear? (lol jk)
User avatar #505 to #503 - CaptainPedoBear (03/29/2010) [-]
Yes and my child porn is filed next to my fuzzy porn >.>
User avatar #506 to #505 - Razack (03/29/2010) [-]
Fuzzy porn? umm... that might be My hard drive your thinking of... Did you ****** , I mean steal, my hard drive?!!!
User avatar #785 to #506 - CaptainPedoBear (04/03/2010) [-]
i steal many hard drives...so probly
User avatar #418 - DeadpoolWontShutup (03/29/2010) [-]
Hah! I picked No, and B!!

:D I feel so special!
User avatar #419 to #418 - Razack (03/29/2010) [-]
Most mentally handicapped people do.
#413 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
lol i did not pick hitler i read them and was like hey they are bad ass then a veg.... ******* fagot
#302 - Badace (03/29/2010) [-]
Hmm I think.... *takes off sunglasses* this is a repost
#313 to #302 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
Hmm I think... *takes off sunglasses* we have established this by now.
User avatar #330 to #313 - Xanderk (03/29/2010) [-]
*sighs and removes their sunglasses and confiscates them for over use of this joke*
#300 - Kendares (03/29/2010) [-]
i may get a lot of **** for saying this but,
Hitler was actually a really good leader. if he didnt commit the mass genocide of basically everyone he may have been seen as one of Germany greatest leaders. he made the Germans feel proud to be German. he completely rebuilt the infrastructure of Germany. and made Germany into a war machine that was kicking everyones ass until he made a couple huge mistakes.
dont get me wrong what he did for Germany was great, but the pain he caused was terrible.
User avatar #271 - MattsAnarchy (03/29/2010) [-]
Wait a minute the ark is fictious and not real, the titanic had major flaws in its design, and i chose B anyways so **** yeah Winston! So the last 2 are invalid and i didnt abort beethoven becasue he is a lovely dog!
#66 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
HOLY ****
this is good...:P
i picked hitler and killed beethoven
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