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Just click the link in the description,
and read the : rata....
and let your mind be full of ****
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User avatar #115 - bloodisredsweat (12/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
1. make semen cheesecake
2. give to girlfriend
3. recieve blow job
4. tell her to swallow
5. she says no
6. tell her shes already swallowed
because of the cheesecake
7. she tells you she has a cheesecake masturbation
fetish.
8. 3 weeks later you find out shes pregnant
9. she gives birth
10. baby is a cheese cake
11. wut
#46 - swimmingprodigy (12/21/2011) [-]
"The triple chocolate semen cheesecake really is an orgasm in my mouth"
#32 - deadlyyarikh (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes"
#77 - lordankou (12/21/2011) [-]
I didn't know 4chan made a cookbook...
#24 - daelril (12/21/2011) [-]
creampie has now a new whole meaning
creampie has now a new whole meaning
#106 - froggoddess (12/21/2011) [-]
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#43 - DiAnonLord (12/21/2011) [-]
deleting my history NOW
User avatar #18 - Couchy (12/20/2011) [-]
it tastes like an orgasm in my mouth
#119 - kawagaze (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
for those GUYS who bought the book...
for those GUYS who bought the book...
#21 - KrazyKitteh (12/21/2011) [-]
"I wonder if other seaman has different flavors. Elephant, Crocodile, Dogs, hrmm... What about races? ooohhh.... Indian curry jizz chicken sounds decadent or Asian Cock Suey mmmm... delectable." I don't even
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User avatar #17 - emperorzurg (12/20/2011) [-]
My question is How did you find this?
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User avatar #114 - adamcookee (12/21/2011) [-]
What's the world 'coming' too?
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User avatar #111 - Kakarot (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
By Karen Stollznow
"semen for vegetarians"
I am a proud Vegan and am working my way towards complete fruitarianism. I have a preference for live foods ("raw" to those uninitiated).

I am aware that semen is a byproduct of a creature with a nervous system, but I am intrigued by the protein possibilities of semen for vegetarians, and its ready accessibility for me.

Leaning towards fruitarianism, I also like the fact that semen can be procured naturally, like a ripe apple that drops from a tree; it is its natural time to come...
And if Lacto-Ovo Vegetarians can eat eggs, then semen is a simple step away...

Ultimately, I am also interested in the idea of harvesting semen, semen farms, and semen husbandry.

I would be very interested in any semen recipes that make use of the live ingredient, preferably fresh and hot, so that it retains its optimum level of nutrients and taste.

Outside of simply swallowing it, as I usually do, or as one does with a can of whipped cream and their head cocked back, can anyone think of any innovative and tasty ways to prepare raw, uncooked semen?
#101 - fjarchon (12/21/2011) [-]
I want this for Christmas.  I'll prepare ingredients now.
I want this for Christmas. I'll prepare ingredients now.
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