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Be Kind. Happy Holidays guys and gals.

D Mind **** Commas
January 22, EHW: Dr. Hegira Sato and his scientists Japan, Canada, America, and Britain begin work on a
machine.
February 11, 2033: First machine tested successfully after over one hundred failed tests. Controversy overhue destructive nature ofthe
technology ignites.
July 13, 2033: incident with an machine destroys Hiroshima, not seen since the
Atomic Bomb dropped nearly MI years before. Japanese officials move to ban the technology, Western powers urge them allow it,
despite the mishap
April 22, 2035: First sighting uninfected individuals. Most are animals, some Humans are susceptible to infection. Most seen around
the ruins of Hiroshima, which has not been rebuilt.
May 13, 2035: Northern Japan is split (: its Southern half, as a nation wide quarantine is in enacted. Anarchy soon spreads
through the infected regions. 15% ofthe humans are immune to the disease and show no side effect- 34. 3% are affected fatally bythe
disease, which causes cancerous growths. 1% of those exposed are shown to successfully mutate. The "Virus" is found to be a
spreadable corruption of genetic material, which causes rapid mutation in infected individuals. All large animal life above ground soon
become mutated.
January 1, 2040: 98% of all animals in Japan are wiped out; ecosystems rules entirely by infected individuals.
May 8, 2048: Japanese Defense Force engages infected individuals to preserve quarantine. Coordinated attacks by infected humans
and animals are seen. High levels unintelligence confirmed.
May IO, 2048: They , the nation ceases to exist.
October 13, 2048: The United States Carrier George W. Bush is attacked and sunk by an unknown force. Later revealed to be a
coordinated attack by the infected. Use of Atomic weapons to destroy all life on Japan considered, but denied.
February 12, 2052: Remaining inhabitants have appeared, by outward observers, to have begin adopting the infected ones into
their religions. Part ofthis religion is metal weapons ban, and the banning against infected individuals. This is surprisingly
effective at ceasing consits with the infected individuals.
April E, 2055: Infected have seem to spread to North America. Military preparedness results in far more contained infection. Hundreds
of thousands in North America, Canada, and Mexico die.
March 11, : The United States Army begins experimenting with the combat prowess of the infected animals, who are shown to
have a friendly connection to humans who treat them well, much like dogs. Initial tests exceed expectations. Later that year, China,
North Korea, Russia, and Vietnam sign the Commu Pact, ensuring protection against the now overpowered west.
July ft, 2063: The Commu alliance declares war on the United States. Infected used to great effect-
November 9, 2066: The war ends. Communist states are dissolved, all of Asia is now under the control of NATO.
December , ENE: The now divided regions that were once Japan begin to open up to the outside world. Mostly through scientific
trade off.
February 1, : Japanese scientists sneak into heavily infected Brazil. They recover the DNA of what they believe is to be one of the
first infected. Beliefs are that the infected are actually the next phase in evolution, and to find one of the originals would help better the
understanding. There are many % d cloning attempts, before the final experiment is successful. The result of this
experiment, capable of transference, is responsible for for the deaths of before escaping.
May 22, : Ash Ketchum turns 10 years old.
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#1 - fireprincess (12/20/2011) [-]
Wooowww
#19 - anonymous (12/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Is there no ******* end to theese morbid walls of textes? seriously guys, FUNNYjunk, not MORBIDWALLOFTEXTjunk
#23 to #19 - thundagawd (12/21/2011) [-]
You're kind of contradicting yourself at this point, if you don't want the read the damn text, just skip the damn text and get back to the funny instead of wasting a minute to bitch about how nothing is perfect enough for you.

I like reading these stories, and I'm sure alot of other people do as well. If you're not happy about this, get the **** off of FunnyJunk and go menstruate somewhere else.
#3 - rainbowhyperion (12/20/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - jedic (12/20/2011) [-]
User avatar #10 - simpleaxe (12/20/2011) [+] (6 replies)
What? Can someone please tell me whats so ******** ?
User avatar #13 to #12 - lonelyking (12/20/2011) [-]
Well, remember when they are cloning a new super being from DNA of pokemon they have found and studied and they do it all on a deserted half blown up island and he ends up escaping and what not.
This content is made up of events leading to the discovery of Pokemon and the creation of Mew 2 except they are used as real events in a futuristic world that the japanese apparently blew up or some **** .
I didnt get it either until i read the last date entry at the bottom.
User avatar #28 - sleepymilk (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Someone care to explain?
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#29 to #28 - Internetyousocrazy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 - junter (12/21/2011) [-]
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. THANK YOU GOOD SIR, AND MAY A FLOCK OF BEAUTIFUL VAGINAS FIND THEIR WAY TO YOUR CROTCH BY DAY'S END.
User avatar #32 - WarPigs (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I expected a joke about Madagascar being uninfected.
#7 - morganfreudman (12/20/2011) [-]
sounds like something I read out of Vanga's prophecies.
thumbs for you +1
#4 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (12/20/2011) [-]
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#34 - Wumbologist (12/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who thought of this?
User avatar #33 - ICEDgrunge (12/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
The only thing that kinda blows the idea of this entire conception of events in the mid 2000's is the existence of prehistoric pokemon like Aerodactyl and Kabuto and whatnot, it wouldn't make sense how they fit into the timeline if we created pokemon then...
User avatar #36 to #33 - wallsbad (12/21/2011) [-]
close thine gates.
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User avatar #5 - exoh (12/20/2011) [-]
holy ******** ...
User avatar #31 - ICEDgrunge (12/21/2011) [-]
I ******* called it as soon as Brazil came into the picture.
User avatar #17 - Chizu (12/20/2011) [-]
Saw it coming at 'evolution'...
#14 - anonymous (12/20/2011) [-]
fj. what hast thou done?
User avatar #8 - fuckinfuckinfuck (12/20/2011) [-]
JESUS **** .
I've never felt more ********** in my life...
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