We always hear "the rules II
Frum the female side.
Now here are the rules tram the male side.
These are um rules!
Please mm. These are all TI II
L Men are NOT mind readers.
L Learn tn work the mam; seat. Yun' re ahig girl. If it' s up, put it dawn. We need it up, mu
need it dawn. You daft hear as complaining leaving it dawn.
L Sunday sports. It' s like the full mun
or the changing ofthe tides. Let hire.
L Crying is black mail.
L Ask fur what youwant. onthe one:
Subtle hints do network!
Strung hints do nut !
Obvious hints do nut warm
Lyes and No acceptable answers ta almoust every questing
L Come ta as with a pmb lem only if mu want help solving it. That' s what we .
Syrup athy is what your girlfriends are for.
L Anything we said 6 months agp is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments
become Null and ‘raid after 7 Days. .
L If mu think yan' re fat, are. Dani ask us.
1. dosomething we said can be interpreted use ways and one ofthe ways makes mu sad or
angry ,we meant the other one
1.. You can either ask as ta do something
Or tell as how mu want it dune. Namath.
know best how ta do it, justsu .
L Whenever pussah , Please say whatever you have ta say during commercials..
L Christopher did NOT need directions and neither do we.
L ALL men see colurs. Peach, fur , is a fruit, nut a culur. Pumpkin is also
a fruit. We have nu idea what mauve is.
L If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
L line wrung and you say "nathing," We nuthing' s wrong. We
know you are lying, but it isjust networth the hassle.
L If mu ask a questing you dun' twant an answer's, Expectin answer mu dun' twant tn
L When we have ta go somewhere, absolutely anything mu wear is fine. .. Really.
L Dani ask as whatte' re thinking about unless you are prepared ta discuss such topics as
baseball or arts
L You have enough clothes.
L You have tau many sham.
L I amin shape. Round IS a shape!
L Thank mu fur reading this. Yes, , I have tn sleep Anthe couch tonight;
But did mu know men really don' mmind that? It' s like camping.