The Man Rules. A friend sent this to me in an emai. It's so true!<br /> Wooo hoo!! Front page! Thanks everyone!. We always hear "the rules II Frum the fem the man Rules funny Sammich

The Man Rules

The Man Rules. A friend sent this to me in an emai. It's so true!<br /> Wooo hoo!! Front page! Thanks everyone!. We always hear "the rules II Frum the fem

A friend sent this to me in an emai. It's so true!<br />
Wooo hoo!! Front page! Thanks everyone!

We always hear "the rules II
Frum the female side.
Now here are the rules tram the male side.
These are um rules!
Please mm. These are all TI II
L Men are NOT mind readers.
L Learn tn work the mam; seat. Yun' re ahig girl. If it' s up, put it dawn. We need it up, mu
need it dawn. You daft hear as complaining leaving it dawn.
L Sunday sports. It' s like the full mun
or the changing ofthe tides. Let hire.
L Crying is black mail.
L Ask fur what youwant. onthe one:
Subtle hints do network!
Strung hints do nut !
Obvious hints do nut warm
Justsam it!
Lyes and No acceptable answers ta almoust every questing
L Come ta as with a pmb lem only if mu want help solving it. That' s what we .
Syrup athy is what your girlfriends are for.
L Anything we said 6 months agp is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments
become Null and ‘raid after 7 Days. .
L If mu think yan' re fat, are. Dani ask us.
1. dosomething we said can be interpreted use ways and one ofthe ways makes mu sad or
angry ,we meant the other one
1.. You can either ask as ta do something
Or tell as how mu want it dune. Namath.
know best how ta do it, justsu .
L Whenever pussah , Please say whatever you have ta say during commercials..
L Christopher did NOT need directions and neither do we.
L ALL men see colurs. Peach, fur , is a fruit, nut a culur. Pumpkin is also
a fruit. We have nu idea what mauve is.
L If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
L line wrung and you say "nathing," We nuthing' s wrong. We
know you are lying, but it isjust networth the hassle.
L If mu ask a questing you dun' twant an answer's, Expectin answer mu dun' twant tn
L When we have ta go somewhere, absolutely anything mu wear is fine. .. Really.
L Dani ask as whatte' re thinking about unless you are prepared ta discuss such topics as
baseball or arts
L You have enough clothes.
L You have tau many sham.
L I amin shape. Round IS a shape!
L Thank mu fur reading this. Yes, , I have tn sleep Anthe couch tonight;
But did mu know men really don' mmind that? It' s like camping.
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User avatar #17 - DampishFTW (03/29/2010) [-]
I love #1
User avatar #28 - schmitty (03/29/2010) [-]
rule number 1. Women dont have opinions, only men do and contrary to popular belief, opinions arent like assholes, theyre like testicles. only men have them and no one should hear them.
User avatar #48 - BryceLarkin (03/29/2010) [-]
best rule is rule # 1
#59 to #48 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
i c what u did thar
User avatar #50 to #48 - InsaneJester (03/29/2010) [-]
ah yeah that was good, but i liked rule #1 as well.
User avatar #51 to #50 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
Sorry, but rule #1 was better than those.
User avatar #56 to #51 - TheNewRavager (03/29/2010) [-]
You're all wrong...rule #1 can't be beat!
User avatar #43 - Obscurity (03/29/2010) [-]
repost but still finny, gave thumbs

i like number 1.. **** THEYRE ALL ONE

well, i guess the first and fourth 1 lol
User avatar #44 to #43 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
Thanks! I like them all! haha
User avatar #46 to #44 - Obscurity (03/29/2010) [-]
oh and also the last 3 ones

dammit you screwed over my counting
User avatar #47 to #46 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
LOL it messes me up too but its still funny as all hell
User avatar #41 - yotelometo (03/29/2010) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
much thanks!
#26 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
hahaha the only one i disagree with is the fat one XD
User avatar #19 - EffectivelySuper (03/29/2010) [-]
Dude, number 2 is retarded. number 1 I totally agree with though.
User avatar #20 to #19 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
NUMBER 2? I only see number 1! :P
User avatar #21 to #20 - EffectivelySuper (03/29/2010) [-]
Please tell me your joking.
User avatar #22 to #21 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
yes I am :P
User avatar #24 to #22 - EffectivelySuper (03/29/2010) [-]
Kay, you just saved yourself from the top 10 all time facepalms.
User avatar #27 to #24 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
hahahahaha yes that would have been bad!
User avatar #55 - EpicFacePalm (03/29/2010) [-]
I like rule #1

But rule #1 is debatable.
User avatar #45 - ThrashAholic (03/29/2010) [-]
is this for like the typical dumbass?- cause reading signs is easy as **** it just takes about 3 days to evaluate a girl's body language and if sun day sports are honestly more important than your girl than you need a new girl.
#53 to #45 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
Says the guy who just never quite got the hang of throwing a spiral football.
User avatar #62 to #53 - ThrashAholic (04/04/2010) [-]
no m8 i can throw a ball i'd just rather play guitar
User avatar #57 to #53 - Lmaowned (03/29/2010) [-]
I normally don't agree with anons, but...

Yeah, this guy needs to watch some sports. NOW.
User avatar #3 - HowIWonTheWar (03/29/2010) [-]
im a girl, and took notes. your welcome.
and no, i will not make you a sammich.
User avatar #4 to #3 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
hahaha. You're funny
User avatar #8 to #4 - FuckinNorway (03/29/2010) [-]
yeah its like she thinks she has a choice xD
User avatar #13 to #8 - LordDouchebag (03/29/2010) [-]
she does have a choice, either the sandwich way, or the backhand way. in either case, a sandwich will be mad
User avatar #30 to #13 - LordDouchebag (03/29/2010) [-]
**** made*
#29 to #13 - akron **User deleted account** (03/29/2010) [-]
oh nooeess!!!1!!! a mad sammich!!
User avatar #31 to #29 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
User avatar #2 - Nickknackk (03/29/2010) [-]
#1 - subjectnamehere (03/29/2010) [-]
yeah its good you Found this but it was already posted then reposted alot of times
#63 - anon (08/06/2011) [-]
Wow I didn't know all men were ultra douche bags.
User avatar #60 - Lostdemon (03/30/2010) [-]
i ******* hate sports
User avatar #61 to #60 - Lostdemon (03/30/2010) [-]

#54 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
11th commandment "If it itches, it shall be scratched"
User avatar #52 - mymilkshake (03/29/2010) [-]
But, but, but, Christopher Columbus was trying to get to Asia or Africa or something and got lost... so number... 1... is a fail.
#58 to #52 - anon (03/29/2010) [-]
Bitch, if Christopher Columbus asked for directions, America and Canada wouldn't exist, or it'd be 50 years behind anyone else.
#32 - Astynax (03/29/2010) [-]
Ahhhh.... now, if only they could read this and not slap us when we laugh because it's true.....
User avatar #33 to #32 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
I used the last part about camping on my wife once. it was great fun!
#35 to #33 - Astynax (03/29/2010) [-]
There have got to be things you could be doing that are massively more fun than that....
#14 - theepiccunttainter (03/29/2010) [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
how long ago was it a posted? Got a link?

how many new people have started visiting this site since then? Perhaps this is easier than digging through the old posts?
#16 to #15 - theepiccunttainter (03/29/2010) [-]
no... its been reposted 10+ times... within march... i know
User avatar #25 to #16 - EffectivelySuper (03/29/2010) [-]
Didnt you read the rules? Anything after 7 days becomes null and void!
User avatar #37 to #16 - Zerolegends (03/29/2010) [-]
I've been here about 3 months (longer without my account just visiting) and I have never seen this.
User avatar #39 to #37 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
Thank you good sir
User avatar #40 to #39 - Zerolegends (03/29/2010) [-]
Its no problem just stating the truth.
User avatar #23 to #16 - Caoss (03/29/2010) [-]
meh re-posting is really only ever a problem if it's re-posted within a two weak time frame after that it's so far buried no one really remembers it, so it's new to people who maybe went camping for a few days or people who just check this site every couple days here and there.
User avatar #9 - xXFairyXx (03/29/2010) [-]
Ummm Why put this on a website that not very many girls go on? lol
User avatar #11 to #9 - shalkith (03/29/2010) [-]
because I thought it was funny as hell and wanted to share :D
User avatar #12 to #11 - xXFairyXx (03/29/2010) [-]
XD Lmao Fair enough (Thumbs up anyways)
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User avatar #34 to #5 - EdTheGreat (03/29/2010) [-]
Wow... a Maplestory avatar? Never seen that...
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