Fresh Start. . The Fresh Start Somewhere in west Philadelphia, you will Find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middie- hick it up and star Fresh Start The Somewhere in west Philadelphia you will Find an old basketball court with a single ball lying the middie- hick it up and star
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The Fresh Start
Somewhere in west Philadelphia, you will Find an old basketball court with
a single ball lying in the middie- hick it up and start shooting hoops- Alter a
while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a
fight, which you must accept.
After the Fight, you mmost go home and relay the events to your mother.
She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of
the distracts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to we there
for an period of time.
with your bags packed, go to the street comer, and whistle for a cab,
The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and
upon closer inspection, novelty may dice will hang in the mirror. Although
you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do
not bear any bought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of
the car and say To homes to Bel Air', ‘foo will stop in from of a mansion,
and it will be sometime between 7 and s o' clock, eatery though it will feel
like ymi' been mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say We
homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby, Walk up
to the door, look caver your shoulder once, and then knock on the door
three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip ti_ in' ied -
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #7 - ThirteenthNova
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Got it as soon as i read West Philadelphia
User avatar #134 to #7 - Thadzhi
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fresh got me.
#43 - jerebear
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#74 to #43 - tdotlegitz
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ok
#58 to #43 - cobrafan
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(12/20/2011) [-]
Well...
#44 to #43 - jerebear
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#45 to #44 - jerebear
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#57 - mattdoggy
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#114 - doctoranon
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(12/20/2011) [-]
'Somewhere in West Philadelphia'

"I'm about to get Bel-Aired."

*one reading later*

<---- mfw
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User avatar #122 to #121 - fjarchon
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lol me too
#152 to #121 - pandadiablo
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User avatar #140 - HeyDingo
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(12/20/2011) [-]
I read this in Morgan Freemans voice.. and it was amazing.
#120 - ahnoneemuhs
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(12/20/2011) [-]
I got it at &quot;Fresh Start&quot;
I got it at "Fresh Start"
#133 to #120 - iBlondie
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Glad I wasn't the only one.
#145 to #133 - dtheman
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Comment Picture
#150 to #120 - unsaif
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damn she's hot
#117 - prototypewalrus **User deleted account**
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#103 - salsawin
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At "relay the events to your mother" I broke down and started giggling.
#123 - soupkey
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#143 to #123 - wyrddarcnyzz
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EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE CUUUUUUUTE!
EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE CUUUUUUUTE!
#147 to #123 - deaththefudgekid
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