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Fresh Start

The Fresh Start
Somewhere in west Philadelphia, you will Find an old basketball court with
a single ball lying in the middie- hick it up and start shooting hoops- Alter a
while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a
fight, which you must accept.
After the Fight, you mmost go home and relay the events to your mother.
She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of
the distracts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to we there
for an period of time.
with your bags packed, go to the street comer, and whistle for a cab,
The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and
upon closer inspection, novelty may dice will hang in the mirror. Although
you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do
not bear any bought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of
the car and say To homes to Bel Air', ‘foo will stop in from of a mansion,
and it will be sometime between 7 and s o' clock, eatery though it will feel
like ymi' been mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say We
homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby, Walk up
to the door, look caver your shoulder once, and then knock on the door
three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip ti_ in' ied -
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Submitted: 12/19/2011
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#198 - LocoJoe ONLINE (12/25/2011) [-]
You forgot the part where you wiggle your head as you wait for people to answer.
You forgot the part where you wiggle your head as you wait for people to answer.
#196 - DealZ (12/23/2011) [-]
I read "west philadelphia" and knew where this was going
User avatar #195 - thebritishguy (12/22/2011) [-]
you sir....your awesome
User avatar #193 - onex (12/22/2011) [-]
I saw this a mile away.
#190 - blastblood (12/22/2011) [-]
Sorry but i couldn't get it can someone explain to me... English isn't my mother language maybe that's why...
Sorry but i couldn't get it can someone explain to me... English isn't my mother language maybe that's why...
User avatar #191 to #190 - DestroyaFaceTwo (12/22/2011) [-]
It's basically the theme song to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air mate. Look it up :)
#194 to #191 - blastblood (12/22/2011) [-]
thanks man i get it now :) Here enjoy the gif :D
thanks man i get it now :) Here enjoy the gif :D
User avatar #199 to #194 - weredrake (12/28/2011) [-]
not sure if i want to know what show the gif is from but...

sauce?
#188 - TuhRainbowLlama (12/21/2011) [-]
I see what you did thar.
#186 - darksafka (12/21/2011) [-]
The West Philadelphia already gave it away.
The West Philadelphia already gave it away.
#183 - codyklim (12/21/2011) [-]
I don't get it
#185 to #183 - datkiid (12/21/2011) [-]
does this ring a bell?
does this ring a bell?
#182 - jithree (12/21/2011) [-]
I got to West Philadelphia and I already knew where it was going.
#179 - bilsonfc (12/21/2011) [-]
i got the joke right after it said hooligans   
XD hehehehehe i lawled
i got the joke right after it said hooligans
XD hehehehehe i lawled
User avatar #177 - youliekmudkipz (12/21/2011) [-]
What you did there. I saw it.
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User avatar #189 to #176 - ChiefJhanO (12/21/2011) [-]
what if you've been on the internet long enough to know where it was going from one line?
+1
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#172 - raichuusetundabolt (12/20/2011) [-]
I actually read but i've been wanting to use this for a long time
I actually read but i've been wanting to use this for a long time
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#171 to #169 - carnagejc (12/20/2011) [-]
Here's another. Enjoy!
Here's another. Enjoy!
#161 - thelurkers (12/20/2011) [-]
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#158 - anonymous (12/20/2011) [-]
Nice one, but if one used to pray to WS as his god throughout his childhood and youth, one may be able to see what u did that.
#162 to #158 - lalzar (12/20/2011) [-]
"what you did that"

WTF DID YOU DID THAT?
User avatar #157 - mormothmagnificent (12/20/2011) [-]
Got it at 'Funnyjunk'.
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