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Things I've learned while DJing Part 1

Part 1 of the series, but there are so many more stories!

Tags: Asians | DJ
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play Just Can' t Get Enough, by he
Black Eyed Peas
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bathroom door
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Party ends, Make my pay, pick my will and getthe **** out of here
When I get home I
stat thinking...
Asians in he bathroom when I played I
Gotta Feeling and Just Cant Get Enough
I Gotta Feeling = Black Eyed Peas
Get Enough = Black Eyed Peas
Wat a second
E/ ED PEAS Apri]
Thing I learned while Djing
number 1:
To pick up Asian girls, play
Black Eyed Peas music.
If this does well, Ill have part ' on before
Christmas. . make your choice:
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Submitted: 12/18/2011
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#31 - quadv (12/19/2011) [+] (14 replies)
I hate the Black Eyed Peas and I'm Asian...
User avatar #34 to #31 - jakeoff (12/19/2011) [-]
You hate them cause they turn you on
#67 - silentkiler (12/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#328 - stopdropandtroll (12/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I was fapping behind a see-through door once at a party, and I noticed the DJ kept looking at me.
#43 - drunkenmunky (12/19/2011) [-]
This picture shows you my DJ career so far
User avatar #112 - barbwirepain (12/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i used to be a DJ until I took.... guitar lessons
#136 - suckthatshitup **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#54 - thatevanguy (12/19/2011) [-]
The laws of science:

2 is a coincidence, 3 is a pattern.

Further research is needed!
#201 - iamnewhere (12/19/2011) [-]
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According to your comic, it works with asian GUYS.....

But you are an OP so..
User avatar #18 - happytoaster (12/19/2011) [+] (15 replies)
how much was your setup
User avatar #20 to #18 - escoba (12/19/2011) [-]
Speakers: $260
Each speaker tripod: $60
Each turntable: $499
Mixer: $240
Amplifier: $529
iPad 2: $499
Table: $99
Table stand: $59
Lights: $600
Fog machine: $199
DJ stories that make good OC for FJ: PRICELESS
#215 - torquemada (12/19/2011) [-]
<dj ****** pop music
<see asian guys jacking off in bathroom to said ****** pop music
<think that that is sexy somehow
#69 - arianadeathwish (12/19/2011) [-]
I never go to parties, so I wouldn't know.
I never go to parties, so I wouldn't know.
User avatar #406 - elbrysobrony (12/19/2011) [-]
I'm an Asian, and I'd have to say... Myth Confirmed.
#28 - vdo (12/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #32 - BabyJake (12/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)
anybody have that Asain me gusta? I NEED IT
#37 to #36 - BabyJake (12/19/2011) [-]
I remember when I was to scared to write something on my actual account
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