Things I've learned while DJing Part 1. Part 1 of the series, but there are so many more stories!. 1 ing Part 1 Justified packing m will On my way to party Ill  Asians DJ
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Things I've learned while DJing Part 1

Things I've learned while DJing Part 1. Part 1 of the series, but there are so many more stories!. 1 ing Part 1 Justified packing m will On my way to party Ill

Part 1 of the series, but there are so many more stories!

Tags: Asians | DJ
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door Scarred tor We bum keep he music playing
Around an hour and a hotplates, I
play Just Can' t Get Enough, by he
Black Eyed Peas
Again, my eyes wander to he
bathroom door
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Seaman h door tool Whatthe hell, scarred for We again
Party ends, Make my pay, pick my will and getthe **** out of here
When I get home I
stat thinking...
Asians in he bathroom when I played I
Gotta Feeling and Just Cant Get Enough
I Gotta Feeling = Black Eyed Peas
Get Enough = Black Eyed Peas
Wat a second
E/ ED PEAS Apri]
Thing I learned while Djing
number 1:
To pick up Asian girls, play
Black Eyed Peas music.
If this does well, Ill have part ' on before
Christmas. . make your choice:
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#328 - stopdropandtroll (12/19/2011) [-]
I was fapping behind a see-through door once at a party, and I noticed the DJ kept looking at me.
#335 to #328 - John Cena (12/19/2011) [-]
deserve ALL the thumbs!
#201 - iamnewhere (12/19/2011) [-]
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According to your comic, it works with asian GUYS.....


But you are an OP so..
User avatar #406 - elbrysobrony (12/19/2011) [-]
I'm an Asian, and I'd have to say... Myth Confirmed.
#67 - silentkiler (12/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #380 to #67 - hutchyman (12/19/2011) [-]
It's even funnier when you play it on repeat
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#54 - thatevanguy (12/19/2011) [-]
The laws of science:

2 is a coincidence, 3 is a pattern.

Further research is needed!
#43 - drunkenmunky (12/19/2011) [-]
This picture shows you my DJ career so far
#31 - quadv (12/19/2011) [-]
I hate the Black Eyed Peas and I'm Asian...
User avatar #133 to #31 - ewilz (12/19/2011) [-]
I hate Black Eyed Peas.
My 5y old cousin can build better lyrics.
User avatar #34 to #31 - jakeoff (12/19/2011) [-]
You hate them cause they turn you on
#466 to #34 - John Cena (12/19/2011) [-]
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#35 to #34 - quadv (12/19/2011) [-]
Women hate assholes, men hate bitches, and anons hate ponies. I guess you're right!
#387 to #35 - lilogilvie (12/19/2011) [-]
Oh Quady, ya had a good comment, but then ya ruined it! Ya shoulda just let it go! Oh ya not using ya brain!
User avatar #401 to #387 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/19/2011) [-]
You sir don't have enough thumbs.
#470 to #387 - quadv (12/19/2011) [-]
Eh, been on meds lately. I'll give you a thumb for that
User avatar #294 to #35 - matttboyagain (12/19/2011) [-]
2/3 of those things are wrong. Women are attracted to assholes, men love bitches (or at least ****** men do considering they use the term bitch differently), and I guess anons hate ponies. I don't keep track of anons so I wouldn't know.
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#481 to #476 - quadv (12/20/2011) [-]
I hit a soft spot on the internet. I was quite surprised myself.
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User avatar #475 to #35 - roflstorm (12/20/2011) [-]
the reason for why i favourited your cmment is not because i agree with you.
i fav'd because you are officially inducted into the roflstorm dumbass comment HOF.
TLDR?
youre a ******* idiot.
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#417 - junkyfunnie (12/19/2011) [-]
It was probably the same guy, seeing as he was Asian.
#330 - thenoblescout (12/19/2011) [-]
Best lesson ever :3
Best lesson ever :3
#308 - socratic (12/19/2011) [-]
Did the asians look at you while doing the deed?
Did the asians look at you while doing the deed?
#353 to #308 - discordantbanana (12/19/2011) [-]
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He was china best he could.
User avatar #112 - barbwirepain (12/19/2011) [-]
i used to be a DJ until I took.... guitar lessons
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#320 - dreamthrow (12/19/2011) [-]
**dreamthrow rolled a random image posted in comment #757953 at FJ Pony Thread ** LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS
**dreamthrow rolled a random image posted in comment #757953 at FJ Pony Thread ** LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS
#163 - John Cena (12/19/2011) [-]
#74 - thehalfanese (12/19/2011) [-]
As a Japanese person, let me tell you that the only thing I want to do when I hear the (current) Black Eyed Peas come on is commit hara kiri.
As a Japanese person, let me tell you that the only thing I want to do when I hear the (current) Black Eyed Peas come on is commit hara kiri.
#412 - John Cena (12/19/2011) [-]
mate you play some **** music
#430 to #412 - John Cena (12/19/2011) [-]
At least I don't listen to ****** music like Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Metallica
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#445 to #412 - dudeofdudez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#215 - torquemada (12/19/2011) [-]
<dj ****** pop music
<see asian guys jacking off in bathroom to said ****** pop music
<think that that is sexy somehow
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