Hi, I'm a girl. OP is Frank, and i was sick of this girl posting about how bad guys are. Thanks so much for all the thumbs and everything guys. This is awesome.
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Hi, I'm a girl

OP is Frank, and i was sick of this girl posting **** about how bad guys are. Thanks so much for all the thumbs and everything guys. This is ******* awesome.

Hallie-
Hi, I' m A Boy; Heres Haw It GEE? I' m Going To Flirt Aith Tou, Then Diss Tou, I' ll Send
You Mixed Messages, Hit [In Tour Friends, And Lie To Tou, Then I will Lead You On So
You Fall For Me, I' ll Make You Happy For A Night, But Tomorrow I will Completely
Ignore Tou, Tou' ll Be The One To For A Friend Or A Confidence Boost; Wanna
khum, What The Best Part Is? You Cant Do Anything About It Cause Maw You Love
Me, And Dont Want To Lose Me,
Like Comment Share ' debout an ‘ age 1. m.. iphil. e ' he
Shayla End 3 others like this,
MI Fra M. Hi, I' m a girl, and here' s new it goes, ‘mu an be as
much ofa gentleman as you want, do as many awesome things fur
me as possible, but I' ll always turn ts the douchebag because well, i
don' t really knew why. I' ll be happy wilds yum Far a while until i get
bored, and then move ants the next guy. I' ll hit on You, and (trt with
you, but as soon as you get the balls ta ask me out, I' ll friendszone
you because "tou' re like a brother ts me', I' ll whine ts you
about how my boyfriend treats me like **** , but when we finally
break up, don' t yum think that all ifthat listening and sympathy was
going ta get you somewhere with me, You know what the best part
is? You want do anything about it because ydu' re a guy, and I an
manipulate you ts do whatever I want.
a Few seconds ago . Like
Write a comment, ..
...
  • Recommend tagsx

Comments(306):

[ 306 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#63 - kobegriffeysanders (12/18/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I've never been friend zoned...
#65 to #63 - kobegriffeysanders (12/18/2011) [-]
...because I have no friends.
User avatar #61 - Unholyken (12/18/2011) [+] (49 replies)
meet girl in 4th grade, over a simple game of tag on the play ground, at the end of recesses we both go to lunch, talk and joke, find out she's on my bus, lives only about 4 blocks away, we hang out. do this for patically every day, until 8th grade. i start getting involved with drugs and lose contact with her. flash forward a year, 9th grade i get my head out of my ass and quit drugs, bring things up with her, we are as close as ever for the next year or two, 10th grade some Richard Simmonsgot school wrestler ask's her out, she says yes. my heart is crushed because at that moment i realize i love with her,
flash forward a month i get the courage to tell her my feelings, she said that she loved me to, but i waited to long and now she see's me as a friend now, like a brother.
Richard Simmonsgot wrestler and my best friend are still in a relationship over a year and every single relationship i have been in is a disaster.
one day, when the wrestler ***** up. i'm there to pick her up off her feet. hold her, she crys on my arm. tells me they broke up.
she's crushed for a week. then all of the sudden they get back together.
me, curshed tell's her she's making a mistake. she then pulls the ball clincher move by saying "You made the mistake, you took forever to tell me how you felt, you cant complain about my choices"
me = crushed
i dont speak to her for weeks, she doesnt want to even look at me.
i realize i lost my best friend and the love of my life.
i think theres only one way out. i drink 42oz of bleach. some how survive because she came over to apologize and finds me on bathroom floor and calls 911
she visits me every day at hospital.
then at the mental hospital (for suicide attempt)
last day she picks me up, she gives me a kiss on the cheek, she says that she will never be as sorry as she was when she found me on the floor. she also mentions that she broke up with douchebag wrestler. this was all 5 years ago,
best friend is now my wife.
still love of my life.
Friendzone: 0
ME: 9001
#1 - sleeiii (12/17/2011) [-]
I can bypass her bs with a little thing called rape
I can bypass her bs with a little thing called rape
#3 - limey (12/17/2011) [-]
User avatar #38 - hiimagirl (12/18/2011) [+] (5 replies)
my username feels awkward
User avatar #41 - joefishsticks (12/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Hi, I'm a human and I complain about whatever the opposite of my gender is ALL THE ******* TIME.
#204 - TheOriginal (12/18/2011) [-]
I MUST FIND THIS GUY SO I CAN LIKE THAT COMMENT!  
  
....  
  
  
Even if i have to look through EVERY FRANK ON FACEBOOK!
I MUST FIND THIS GUY SO I CAN LIKE THAT COMMENT!

....


Even if i have to look through EVERY FRANK ON FACEBOOK!
#13 - clockworkhearts (12/18/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Not all guys are players, not all girls are dumb bitches. So for ***** sake, stop posting this crap.
#32 - jettripleseven (12/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Hi, I'm A Girl, And I Have No Concept Of Capitalization Rules.
Hi, I'm A Girl, And I Have No Concept Of Capitalization Rules.
#339 - pineappletime (12/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Hi, I'm a cat, and here's how it goes. I'm going act all cute and purr around you and rub up against your leg, but it's only because I want you to give me a treat and scratch my ears. then when you go to bed I'll knock thing off the shelves while you're trying to sleep and yell at the neighbor's cat who is standing outside. then I'll wake you up in the morning by sitting on your face until you can't breathe and wake up chocking for air and bother you to give me my breakfast. and then when you leave I'll eat the house plants and throw up in your shoes. I'll cry until you let me outside then come back one minute later wanting to go back in, after which I'll want to go back outside again. then I'll lick my crotch right in front of you as loudly as I can while you try to watch TV. and you know what the best part is? you can't do anything about it cuz you're a human and I ******* own you.
+24
#311 - ittroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#211 - bettinacakes (12/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
frank is a beautiful man
frank is a beautiful man
#24 - ihaventsleptyetfml (12/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I don't know the complete name of the guy who made that awesome comment
But I will find him and like his comment
+21
#291 - zaruptwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 - camolegend (12/18/2011) [-]
**** Thats A Lot Of Caps
#121 - savioratimus (12/18/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Ive been friend zoned a bunch of times, I am pretty sure every guy has. But I have learned to move on and not hold a grudge. I may generalize a bit, but i know girls play games sometimes. So i decided to stop letting them play their games with me. I dont really put up with much before i get mad. I know how it is to be led around by a girl that I am not even dating. I know how it is to hope for her to date me but every single time come back with some story about some cute guy. I have also been cockblocked by her. She, who friend zoned me, cock blocked me! Bur know i have grown a bit older and i learned that I dont have to put up with that. Sure, I have girls that are just friends, but I am finally able to decide that. Guys and girls should learn how to grow up from these experiences. Someone from the oppisite sex will play games with you. You are the only one that will hold the grudge. Stop this **** , move on, stay alpha. Remember when you like someone, ask them out, only the right ones say yes. Or dont believe me, i am a ******* bird.
#7 - zers (12/18/2011) [-]
This image has expired
#268 - Virt (12/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
honestly some people need to look themselves in the mirror re-evaluate everything and see how retarded they are

and this is both guys and girls, seriously if all your relationships fail you should look at what your doing and change it
#4 - colonelbyers (12/17/2011) [-]
The honesty that frank delivered
[ 306 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)