Most Awesome Pick Up Lines
Did you fart, cause you blew me awak.
Are your parents retarded, ‘cause you sure are special.
My Lage far you Is like diarrhea ... I can' t hald It in.
you have a library card, ‘cause I want ta check you nut.
Is there a mirrir in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you and I were Squirrels, I' d stare my nuts in your hale.
Yau might nnt be the best linking girl here, but beauty Is nelg a light switch awak.
Man - Fat Penguina Inman - WHAT? Man - Must wanted ta sag samething that wiuld break the ice.
I may nnt be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your .
I can' t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went inan this cheap matel room.
Ytour ages are as blue as window cleaner.
If gnu' re nning ta regret this in the marning, we can sleep until the afternnon.
Ytour face reminds me a wrench, energ time Ithink It my nuts tighten up
If you were a ' s burger, I wiuld call you ....
I kenw I can' t have your virginity, but can I have the box It came in?