Police Interrogation. I wouldn't have noticed too!. Sn, mm did mm mm that your wife is mil? tig. Thank you for telling me what to read next, I would have never figured it out. sexist jokes
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#16 - ellivlum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #87 to #16 - kaylakrusifix (12/17/2011) [-]
When I first glanced I thought he had like a devils tail or some **** .
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#108 to #87 - ellivlum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 to #16 - rpursley (12/17/2011) [-]
dammit beat me to it
#30 - mattythebeaver ONLINE (12/17/2011) [-]
Thank you for telling me what to read next, I would have never figured it out.
#85 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/17/2011) [-]
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#80 - tonyxx (12/17/2011) [-]
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#40 - phineask (12/17/2011) [-]
I would notice after my beers stopped magically appearing in my hand.



Just kidding, nonexistent things can't die.
#41 to #40 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
nonexistent cause ur forever alone?
#43 to #41 - phineask (12/17/2011) [-]
Yeah.
#45 to #43 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
oh i didnt think u would be openly mocking urself since normal people usually dont do that
next time ill understand ur not normal
#46 to #45 - phineask (12/17/2011) [-]
Good for you.
Now go be a failure somewhere else.
#49 to #46 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
im the failure? u clearly have some sort of self esteem issue since u openly mock urself it would be different if the joke was funny but the funny to feeling sorry for u ratio was way off
#50 to #49 - phineask (12/17/2011) [-]
Normally I read things in a voice, but with you, it'st just a whiney siren-like sound.  
Like a harpy screeching, or a baby crying. A really stupid baby.
Normally I read things in a voice, but with you, it'st just a whiney siren-like sound.
Like a harpy screeching, or a baby crying. A really stupid baby.
#51 to #50 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
wow that was really random.
its worse cause i know u know im right and instead of admitting it u claim to read my comments in a weird sound as if that would be an insult to me
afterall ur the retard who reads comments in asiren like sound lol good attempt tho
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#56 to #51 - thelegitreaper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#58 to #56 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
im not arguing because i didnt get the joke i didnt think he would make a joke like that so i thought he made a mistake im arguing that it wasnt funny but thats just my opinion
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#60 to #58 - thelegitreaper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#61 to #60 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
u must be retarded then
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#63 to #61 - thelegitreaper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#66 to #63 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
well at least ur not making wild accusations ....
oh wait..
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#70 to #66 - thelegitreaper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#72 to #70 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
have u ever considered that if u stop repllying to me i wont have anyone to respond back to?
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#74 to #72 - thelegitreaper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#76 to #74 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
back at ya
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#78 to #76 - thelegitreaper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#79 to #78 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
yeah its easy to talk big over the internet
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#91 to #79 - oomiros (12/17/2011) [-]
Get the 			****		 off funnyjunk now
Get the **** off funnyjunk now
#99 to #79 - vodwick (12/17/2011) [-]
Im glad this conversation reached the maximum of purple lines so it's impossible for this ignorant ******* Richard Simmons to reply anymore.

#84 to #76 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
Just shut the **** up you little whiny bitch, it sounds like you need to be in the kitchen!
#92 to #66 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
wow you are so obviously in the wrong place...new to interwebs funneh and memes mby?
#52 to #51 - phineask (12/17/2011) [-]
Blah blah blah I'm a troll.
Blah blah blah lol
Blah blah blah retard.

Seriously, go outside.
The sun misses you.
There's a whole world of people out there, waiting to judge you.

I make fun of myself and people LOVE self-deprecating humor. It makes them feel better about themselves. People do it all the time.
Just because your 11 year old ass doesn't get it, doesn't make you right.
It makes you wrong, actually.
Now get the **** out of here.
#53 to #52 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
oh yeah i make fun of myself to but like i mentioned earlier the funny to feeling sorry for u ratio was off instead of thinking lol thats funny i thought wow not funny so he must just not like himself maybe it was a typo tho and thats why i pointed it out in the first comment since i thought u meant to say something else
User avatar #96 to #81 - mlphentailover (12/17/2011) [-]
well that was a long as **** internet fight... and I read it all lol
#103 to #96 - trollinguy (12/17/2011) [-]
i actually second that. that guy was a serious retard
#95 to #53 - smarts (12/17/2011) [-]
Checked your profile

You're in negative 600 thumbs for comments

That's so low it disgusts me
#54 to #51 - motionlesss (12/17/2011) [-]
Seriously man, stop embarrassing yourself.
You didn't get the joke, and now you're trying to justify it my getting mad.
U 12 0r sumthin?
#69 to #54 - miaandvinny (12/17/2011) [-]
That is an insult to 12 year olds everywhere
#55 to #54 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
ill stop commenting when everyone else does i can only talk when others like u talk to me
why do u think im mad? lol is it from all those times i said i was mad or the amount of exclamation marks?
i dont think im embarrassing myself either i think the other guy saying he reads my comments like a police siren is even stupider tho
thanks for ur opinion tho and injecting urself into this conversation too much appreciated
#57 to #55 - motionlesss (12/17/2011) [-]
>12 years old  
>thinks hes trolling  
>cant even spell "you're"  
>mfw
>12 years old
>thinks hes trolling
>cant even spell "you're"
>mfw
#59 to #57 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
good point into this conversation
when did i say i was trolling? if i remember U said that
i know how and when to use you're just cause i dont use it doesnt mean i dont know how
its like saying i cant jump since im not doing it right now
User avatar #62 to #59 - motionlesss (12/17/2011) [-]
By trying to be smart and witty and because you think you're making people mad, you consider yourself a troll, even if you dont say it. Im not saying you dont know how, but you abbreviate words that are so simple to type.
Thats something old people, and 12 year olds do, Richard Simmonsgot.
#64 to #62 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ur talking as if u can read my mind
im not being smart or witty and im not trying to make ppl mad ur just getting mad since i commented about my opinions
User avatar #68 to #64 - motionlesss (12/17/2011) [-]
LOLOLOL
No, im saying what I see.
**** your opinion, you're on the internet you Richard Simmons, you dont belong here.
#71 to #68 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
the internet is all about the opinion well except for FJ since no one here has a mind for themselves they just thumb up everything made by the main posters
and how can u see if i consider myself to be a troll? i dont that was just an accusation u made up on the spot with no real evidence
User avatar #73 to #71 - motionlesss (12/17/2011) [-]
No, opinions arent excepted on the majority of the internet, especially FJ, so piss off.
You act like a troll but you're not one, and being 12, you most likely consider yourself to be one.
You're not even worth my time now because the lack of grammar and thought in your replies is painful.
#75 to #73 - accountnothree (12/17/2011) [-]
how do i act like a troll? and how do u know my opinions arent excepted by the majority of the internet? i would like to know where u get this information from
User avatar #109 to #51 - randomserb (12/17/2011) [-]
Protip: Use the shift key for capital letters, use the comma when neccesary, use the period at the end of each sentance.
User avatar #88 to #45 - toosexyforyou (12/17/2011) [-]
it was more of a forever alone joke/ begging for pity than openly mocking himself
#100 to #41 - toshietosh (12/17/2011) [-]
You must be new here.
#110 to #41 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Find the FUNNY ** Dis guy is a sucker for thumbs down his throat
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#90 - sublift (12/17/2011) [-]
women
#65 - miaandvinny (12/17/2011) [-]
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#48 - randomserb (12/17/2011) [-]
God-awful tense use.
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#42 to #39 - yuukoku (12/17/2011) [-]
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#38 - sma (12/17/2011) [-]
**sma rolled a random image posted in comment #333 at brain juice **
#17 - slippythetoad (12/17/2011) [-]
Terrorist >:)
User avatar #4 - twistycap (12/17/2011) [-]
So, why are all the comments deleted?
User avatar #5 to #4 - awkwardcow (12/17/2011) [-]
Instict rolled a 69 and coax said "That was the sex position they had."

Not sure about Sameeboy though.
User avatar #12 to #5 - TheRandomRussian (12/17/2011) [-]
**TheRandomRussian rolls 10**
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#11 to #5 - coax (12/17/2011) [-]
Congratulations Sherlock for solving your very first case!

And Sameeboy posted some image, which didn't make any sense, so I deleted it. Something about Spongebob.
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#19 to #11 - ittroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#20 to #19 - coax (12/17/2011) [-]
It is MY content, so I can do whatever I want with it.
But yes, I agree that it was a dick move, so I apologize. I didn't know it would make so many thumbs up but still, I want to thank you that you either thumbed it up, or commented :)
#47 to #20 - baconisbacon (12/17/2011) [-]
i hate how people like you get front page and here comes deletion
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#22 to #14 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
i thought she was a he
User avatar #6 - anonymousmember (12/17/2011) [-]
"When did you notice that your wife is dead?"
What?
#77 - trollgoodness (12/17/2011) [-]
**trollgoodness rolled a random image posted in comment #773 at Don't Stare At The Balls **
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