Spider Story. True story. Not that funny i guess, but it scared the hijeebies out of me... The spiders dont let them have guns... PandaMango Spiders Scary Shocked australia
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User avatar #1 - warzon (12/16/2011) [-]
The spiders dont let them have guns...
#2 - leadzeppelin (12/16/2011) [-]
Simple Australian method to removing spiders from home:

1. Make a fist
2. Punch the **** outta that spider.

works 100% of the time with only a decent chance of death by venom.
User avatar #42 to #2 - jackylegs (12/17/2011) [-]
I just watch it as it goes past, but if its really big I get a lighter and some deoderant
#3 to #2 - pandamango (12/16/2011) [-]
Seems Legit.
My cousin tried stepping on one, but it moved, he trapped half of it under his boot, and then it bit through the shoe and put him in hospital.

I'd rather take my chances with
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#32 to #3 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
Are you talking about huntsmen spiders? If so you're a ******* pussy. They're gentle as **** .
User avatar #56 to #32 - pandamango (12/18/2011) [-]
Nah this one was a funnel web :)
He teases huntsman spiders with sticks, covered in syrup. They can't get enough of it apparently.
User avatar #58 to #56 - mrgordons (12/18/2011) [-]
funnel webs can bite through almost anything....
User avatar #29 - jugglingtacos (12/17/2011) [-]
We don't have guns because we are men!
We even have a place called Manly.
#20 - Aftershock (12/17/2011) [-]
I live in Australia. It's really not as scary as people make it out to be. Then again, I come from Africa, so...
#19 - muhamidallea (12/17/2011) [-]
I live in Australia its a ******* conspiracy don't come here. Everything dangerous and you cant fight back. *or they'll kill ya*
#22 - kitkatrox (12/17/2011) [-]
Once you get past the heat, the ******** spiders and the fact that 3/4 of the **** out there is poisonous, it's really not that bad.
#25 to #22 - staccato (12/17/2011) [-]
Just leaving here: Australian redback catches snake <<
#45 - ShadeElement ONLINE (12/17/2011) [-]
Have an Aussie friend who was always going on about the bugs and snakes and venomous **** they have there.

Then he came to the States to visit me an Arizona.

<----His reaction when he saw the **** we have here in Phoenix.
#37 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
Guns are for Richard Simmonsgots.
Us Australians prefer to make use of our indigenous peoples' ingenuity and smash everything that seems dangerous with a stick.
User avatar #34 - chuckingmyphone (12/17/2011) [-]
Aussies don't use guns, we use our ******* fists.
#23 - bloodseel (12/17/2011) [-]
Really? No one has warned her?
Don't walk under the trees. The Drop Bears will eat you
User avatar #13 - PandaCheese (12/17/2011) [-]
I usually just leave them there. I literally have befriended a spider that's been in my room for about 2 weeks now. Hes my spiderbro. He kills annoying as **** flies, I in return give him shelter, and not kill him. Sweet deal I must say.
User avatar #59 to #13 - mrgordons (12/18/2011) [-]
when do you sleep then ?
User avatar #60 to #59 - PandaCheese (12/19/2011) [-]
When I want to. He is a very polite spider and will stay the **** still when told to.
#10 - badboycoen (12/17/2011) [-]
Because we train spiders to fight other spiders...mine has a bit of a problem though...
Because we train spiders to fight other spiders...mine has a bit of a problem though...
#11 to #10 - equestriaman (12/17/2011) [-]
mine doesnt seem to like killing spiders.... birds on the other hand
User avatar #12 to #11 - isceaniebeanie (12/17/2011) [-]
If that were in my yard Id move. Right. ******* . Away.
#9 - ilikeztitz (12/17/2011) [-]
plan #2  
  
FUUUUUCKKKKKKK
plan #2

FUUUUUCKKKKKKK
User avatar #26 to #9 - staccato (12/17/2011) [-]
NOOB! He hesitated. You either get the **** in there quick as lightning or you stay the **** away.
User avatar #39 to #26 - noobliterator (12/17/2011) [-]
What is it?
#38 to #26 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
what is it?
User avatar #47 - ShadeElement ONLINE (12/17/2011) [-]
They don't have guns in Australia for the same reason they don't have uncensored internet.

User avatar #28 - bobtheunbeatable (12/17/2011) [-]
australia where the insects can kill you and everyone wears shorts and sandals
#49 - profanity (12/17/2011) [-]
pic related OP
#48 - colonelbyers (12/17/2011) [-]
Australia? No thank you
User avatar #44 - samoaspider (12/17/2011) [-]
in Australia, they have BOOM-erangs
User avatar #21 - Greatangelsfury (12/17/2011) [-]
I used to own a gun,
but then an abo stole it and shot me in the knee
#16 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
I live in Australia and I've only seen a spider that big maybe... twice? I dunno, I live in Melbourne maybe they're just no as common here
#40 to #16 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
Melbourne, isn't that where all the wusses of the nation congregate?

Take a trip north for a few months ;)
#30 to #16 - anon (12/17/2011) [-]
I also live in Melbourne and I currently have two huntsmans in the room I am typing this in, because I can't be assed putting them outside. Plus they keep flies away.

You mustn't have any because you're a posh east sider or something.
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