Spider Story. True story. Not that funny i guess, but it scared the hijeebies out of me... The spiders dont let them have guns... PandaMango Spiders Scary Shocked australia
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Spider Story

True story.

Not that funny i guess, but it scared the hijeebies out of me.

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Submitted: 12/16/2011
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User avatar #1 - warzon (12/16/2011) [-]
The spiders dont let them have guns...
#2 - leadzeppelin (12/16/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Simple Australian method to removing spiders from home:

1. Make a fist
2. Punch the **** outta that spider.

works 100% of the time with only a decent chance of death by venom.
#10 - badboycoen (12/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Because we train spiders to fight other spiders...mine has a bit of a problem though...
Because we train spiders to fight other spiders...mine has a bit of a problem though...
User avatar #29 - jugglingtacos (12/17/2011) [-]
We don't have guns because we are men!
We even have a place called Manly.
#20 - Aftershock (12/17/2011) [-]
I live in Australia. It's really not as scary as people make it out to be. Then again, I come from Africa, so...
#19 - muhamidallea (12/17/2011) [-]
I live in Australia its a ******* conspiracy don't come here. Everything dangerous and you cant fight back. *or they'll kill ya*
#22 - kitkatrox (12/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Once you get past the heat, the ******** spiders and the fact that 3/4 of the **** out there is poisonous, it's really not that bad.
User avatar #6 - AmusableBman (12/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i dont want to come off as prejudiced or anything...

but australia and 95% of it's wildlife can go **** itself
User avatar #14 to #6 - thefraw (12/17/2011) [-]
we are happy to keep little pussies like you out of our country
#45 - ShadeElement ONLINE (12/17/2011) [-]
Have an Aussie friend who was always going on about the bugs and snakes and venomous **** they have there.

Then he came to the States to visit me an Arizona.

<----His reaction when he saw the **** we have here in Phoenix.
User avatar #34 - chuckingmyphone (12/17/2011) [-]
Aussies don't use guns, we use our ******* fists.
#23 - bloodseel (12/17/2011) [-]
Really? No one has warned her?
Don't walk under the trees. The Drop Bears will eat you
User avatar #13 - PandaCheese (12/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I usually just leave them there. I literally have befriended a spider that's been in my room for about 2 weeks now. Hes my spiderbro. He kills annoying as **** flies, I in return give him shelter, and not kill him. Sweet deal I must say.
#9 - ilikeztitz (12/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
plan #2  
  
FUUUUUCKKKKKKK
plan #2

FUUUUUCKKKKKKK
User avatar #47 - ShadeElement ONLINE (12/17/2011) [-]
They don't have guns in Australia for the same reason they don't have uncensored internet.

User avatar #28 - bobtheunbeatable (12/17/2011) [-]
australia where the insects can kill you and everyone wears shorts and sandals
#49 - profanity (12/17/2011) [-]
pic related OP
#48 - colonelbyers (12/17/2011) [-]
Australia? No thank you
User avatar #44 - samoaspider ONLINE (12/17/2011) [-]
in Australia, they have BOOM-erangs
User avatar #21 - Greatangelsfury (12/17/2011) [-]
I used to own a gun,
but then an abo stole it and shot me in the knee
#54 - alicecooper (12/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Why the hell would you need a gun when you can simply crush that spider with a book or something.
Why the hell would you need a gun when you can simply crush that spider with a book or something.
User avatar #55 to #54 - pandamango (12/18/2011) [-]
Nononono. You don't understand how big this bastard was.
He was a solid 10 inches across. Super duper scary, and lightning fast. When we tapped on the window, the spider hissed and bared his fangs and tapped them against the window. You don't go to war against Shelob armed with a book.
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