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so refeering to the recent post that made it
on the front page.
Hes not
a ghost
so this guy Alot of you do not know who he is.
He is your living mother fucking
This is "The slender man"
There have been sightings
of all the way back to the
lath century.
He is believed to be 9 to
16 feet tall, but its also
believed he can alter his
He is seen in forest and at
night. Mostly. He has als
been spoted durring the
w _ day in foggy or dark
T places. He usually
watches his prey from
i behind trees.
So how do you know
this guy is real?
wooaahh blaah blah
blah? All you have is
kids time to play fucking scary as mother
fucking hell wheres waldo. Spot the scary mother
fucker in the backround.
The killings that
hes involved in his
o . _ victoms are impaled
through the chest
and hung on trees.
He will. But rarely.
disect his victims
and remove there
organs then put
them in thin plastic
bags. then shove
them back in.
Youll know if hes
near. All cases that
have been reported
with a "soft
humming noise".
and just before. "A
small childs
laughter. But more
The earliest argued reference to the legend is within the
cave paintings found in the Sen capybara National
Park in the Northeast of Brazil, which are believed to date
from as far back as 9000 so These paintings show a
strangely elongated character leading a child by the hand,
but make no reference to the extra appendages.
The tall man swan in a clearing, dressed as a nobleman, all
in black. Shadows lay over him, dark as a cloudy midnight.
He had many arms, all long and boneless as snakes, all sharp
as swords, and they writhed like worms on nails. He did
speak, but made his intentions know." journal dated Us a. d.
1 Dated to 1702 "My child, my
Lars... he is gone. Taken, from his
bed. The only thing that we found
was a scrap afflack clothing. It
thicker. Lars came into my
bedroom yesterday, screaming at
the top of his lungs that "The angel
s outside!" I asked him what he
was talking about, and he told me some nonsense fairy story
about Der ( The tall man y He said he went into the
groves by our village and found one ofmy cows dead, hanging
from a tree. I thought nothing of it at first... but now, he is
gone. We must find Lars, and my family must leave before we
are killed. I am sorry, my son... I should have listened. May
God forgive me."
A quick note. He does kill children and has NEVER been
reported to do so. He kidnaps them and they are never seen
again. As one child had escaped from this fate but later
killed herself but kept repeating. "Hes... leading us to
safety... Hes... I_ eading us to saftey (Child starts to cry and
thrash mound screaming ) I DONT WANT TO GO. YOUR
GOING TO LET HIM TAKE ME. NO. NO. (sobbing stops
and she looks strait down. silent y"
She also drew this
picture. Police
investigator said that
We can only assume
this was the man she
was talking about."
Obviously a tall man
There is a excellent
series on the slender
man called "Mabel
hornets" And can be
found on youtube. Its
fucking scary. I
recomend it though to
anyone who wants to
know more about the
slender man.
the link will be
above) Translated in "Tall man"
france 1300' s
Theres more. so much more. Its alot of work and its very
nerve racking. I need some sort of responce to know you
guys want more so.
Your Choice.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#45 - thekittykat
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(12/16/2011) [-]
omg my fridge just started humming and i almost **** my pants
omg my fridge just started humming and i almost **** my pants
#64 to #45 - wablestomp
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(12/16/2011) [-]
Automatic litterbox made humming noise. Need a change of underpants. **** you smart scoop.
User avatar #49 - muhamidallea
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(12/16/2011) [-]
LOL he was in a cave painting 9000 years ago ......... in a suit.
User avatar #503 to #49 - goldenleaf
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(12/16/2011) [-]
It didn't say he was in a suit.
User avatar #584 to #503 - wiredguy
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(12/16/2011) [-]
He's right you know.
#26 - enteruserhere
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(12/16/2011) [-]
Are you sure its not just Jack wondering about?
#718 to #26 - coleade
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(12/16/2011) [-]
my mind was blown when i realized jack IS slender man
User avatar #40 to #26 - rpursley
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(12/16/2011) [-]
i love this comment
#477 - twasmelool
Reply +56 123456789123345869
(12/16/2011) [-]
i think my lamp looks a bit suspicious... the one on the left of my sofa...
User avatar #542 to #477 - runtz
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(12/16/2011) [-]
Nah man, you're just seeing things.
#388 - vdo
Reply +49 123456789123345869
(12/16/2011) [-]
Plastic bags in the 16th century.
Plastic bags in the 16th century.
User avatar #14 - alexbnet
Reply +45 123456789123345869
(12/16/2011) [-]
Bitch please... I live in the city, there ain't trees for miles!


**** me, I'm gonna die.
User avatar #292 - Compootor
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(12/16/2011) [-]
Quote from Know Your Meme:

On June 8th 2009, a “’paranormal pictures” photoshop contest was launched on the Something Awful forums.[1] The idea was to create creepy images and use them to trick people on paranormal forums into thinking they were authentic. Users started editing images by adding fake ghosts and other strange figures, usually accompanied by a fake story to make it seem more realistic.
On June 10th, user Victor Surge posted in a thread containing the first known mention of the Slender Man as a creature who stalked children.[2] Two photos of the creature were posted to the thread as well.

There. Slender Man was created on the internet. It's an awesome Ghost Story, but it's not real. Now stop trying to prove his existence when you know he was thought up by some dude for an internet contest.
User avatar #295 to #292 - Compootor
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Also, "Der Ritter" means "The Knight" ********.
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User avatar #313 to #309 - Compootor
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Not trying to be a buzz kill, I know the Slender Man lore is really, really awesome and If there was any legend or story that I wish was an actual Legend and not created on the internet, it would be this one, because that would be really cool, but I can't just sit here and let people think this is legit. I thumbed up, don't worry, I'm not being like Butthurt or anything. It's just that some of this stuff is just blatant lies.
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#317 to #314 - Compootor
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#315 to #309 - BigTopo
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cuz the **** was scaring me and im 19 lol slender man some scary ****
#782 - pumpkinslime
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(12/16/2011) [-]
Just let him be ******* Santa again and he'll stop killing children.
User avatar #120 - jfoxx
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(12/16/2011) [-]
Oh just one more post before sleep I said.....
#117 - fayy
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(12/16/2011) [-]
..Not like I wanted to sleep tonight or anything. =\