Oh 4chan.. they never cease to amaze me. bl Anonnymous ' : drae an a shapeshifters. a, marmaronetta up in a local, state jail. unfail using ’?. >Shape shift in white guy >Guard comes to me >"Oh, there must of been a mistake" >Lets me out
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User avatar #34 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>Shape shift in white guy
>Guard comes to me
>"Oh, there must of been a mistake"
>Lets me out
User avatar #8 - Namezone ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
>shapeshift into duck.
>guard takes me out of cell, takes me home to eat me
>sick Richard Simmonsgot
>shapeshift into amoeba
>make millions of myself.
>shapeshift us all back into an army
>a duck army
>eat all guard in revenge
>wear their skin
>rule planet as duck overlords

proper 4chan-ish story, no? all it needs is spaghetti.
#142 - iamnewhere (12/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #40 - their (12/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)

change into calculator
divide by zero
escape in worm hole
enter another universe
kill the universe2s justin beiber
universe 2 realizes i'm a saviour of everything good.
make me king of the world
demand new universe to go back through worm hole and destroy prison
escape prison
#97 - anonymous (12/16/2011) [+] (5 replies)
>Shape shift into a jail cell.
>Jail cell inside of a jail cell.
>Guards get confused and try to get the second jail cell (me) out of the main jail cell.
>Have to break down the main jail cell, to get the second jail cell (still me) out.
>Once main jail cell is broken down, shape shift into Xzibit and try to walk out.
>Guards put me back in jail because I am black.
#102 to #97 - lolpancakes (12/16/2011) [-]
If you repeat enough times, there wouldn't be a jail any more.
If you repeat enough times, there wouldn't be a jail any more.
User avatar #144 - theonedemon (12/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>shapeshift into retard
> **** on the floor
>Eat my ****
>Throw extra **** at guards screaming "RUN POTATOES"
>Guards escort me out of prison all the way im ******* myself
>Meet retard girl
>She has **** fetish too
>Marry eating eachothers ****
>Have retard squared baby
>Shift into Bill Gates and kill the real Bill Gates
>Kill retard wife
>Raise Retard squared child to believe he is destined to rule the world
> "Kill myself" "In a car accident"
>Shift into some random person
>Make a conspiracy that it was the government
>Watch as retard squared with his vast money takes over the world
>Go back to jail cell and repeat the process except this time it would be a retard vs another retard
User avatar #113 - Kibaxyru (12/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Shapeshift into Chuck Norris
>Guards apologize and let me out
>Walk out
>Real Chuck Norris comes
>Kicks my ass
>Puts me back in jail
> ****
#148 - thepumpkinkarver (12/16/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#380 - epiecfailgay (12/16/2011) [+] (13 replies)
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**epiecfailgay rolls 66**
#365 - maxmoefoe (12/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#15 - plasmafish (12/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#383 - epiecfailgay (12/16/2011) [-]
Huh. Oh shi-
#12 - mcbee (12/15/2011) [-]
>shapeshift into hamster,
become prison's pet hamster
train for weeks in wheel
>shapeshift into cochroach
leave cage
>shapeshift into pineaple
guards be like "wtf this go in kitchen becuz fruit"
>shapeshift into hamster
guards be like "hey theres Charles the hamster"
bring me back to cage
>shapeshift into 20 dollar bill
****** steals me
>shapeshift into soap
****** puts me in shower and leaves me there
>shapeshift into garbage bag full of trash
guards take me out
>shift back into hamster, live life of free hamster
MFW I realize I could've skipped all the other steps

User avatar #210 - themanta (12/16/2011) [-]
>wait for guard to get near cell
>shapeshift into spaghetti
>call guard
>"hey guard"
>guard turns around, thinks he's dropped spaghetti
>becomes embarrassed and quickly piles spaghetti back into his fanny pack
>but i was spaghetti
>quickly shapeshift into the guard
>"hey guard"
>sees himself in pocket
>then, shapeshift into him shocked at the sight of himself inside his own pocket
>infinite me's
>escape jail
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