Badass Comp. . I. Well, today my teacher said that our class got a 20 minute break... I had a 21 minute break. Pretty badass if you ask me. 2. gne time, I found
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Badass Comp

I. Well, today my teacher
said that our class got a 20
minute break... I had a 21
minute break. Pretty badass if
you ask me.
2. gne time, I found a pencil
on the ground and didn' t ask
around for the original
owner... I just kept it.
3. So last night my mom told
stayed up until 10:
4. Not trying to impress you or
anything but... I once told my
mom I was sick when I really
wasn' t so I didn' t have to go to
school.
5. I don' t mean to impress you
or anything but... Sometimes I
DON' T read the terms of
service.
6. You think that' s hardcore? I
walked into a convenience
store and broke a butterfinger!
7 .Not trying to boast here
but... This Halloween, A guy
left a bowl out that said "take
8. Yeah? Well one time, I shut
off my console when it said
please dont turn off the
console"
9. Not trying to make myself
look like a bad ass, but when I
signed up for funnyjunk, I lied
about my age.
10. Sorry Guys, I don' t mean to
sound like a total badass, but I
don' t remove USB safely.
11. Look, I don' t mean to show
any of you *************
up... but when Disney Channel
told me to ask for my parents
permission before going onto
their website. . . .1 just went
ahead and went on their
website without my parents
12. I' m probably gonna make
you all look like bitches, but I
have to say it:
my school has a STRICT
uniform code of wearing a
BLACK belt. However, I wear
a belt that has a black side and a
brown side, and I wear the
BROWN side! Pm sorry
users, but I don' t think it' s
physically possible to be cooler,
or more badass than me.
Den to everyone who commented on
my previous pom!!! Thanks guys
Funnybob
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#38 - itachijebest (12/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
actually....that is preatty badass and i would never do that...
#60 - jimmietheteen (12/15/2011) [-]
You guys are a bunch of pussies
>We are taking a test.
>There's 50 questions.
>Teacher says "times up, pencils down."
>She collects the tests.
>I was holding pencil the entire time.
#133 - iamphoenix (12/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
You sick **** .
#22 - gettinglolz (12/15/2011) [+] (11 replies)
#136 - martiini (12/15/2011) [-]
I don't mean to brag, but when I was urinating in a public place and cop told me to stop urinating and put that thing away, I did put the thing away put I didn't stop urinating.
#130 - gjtz (12/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I don't mean to sound smart or anything, but whatever you were saving during #8 is 						*******					 gone.
I don't mean to sound smart or anything, but whatever you were saving during #8 is ******* gone.
#268 - HolyArachnid ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week while I was watering my spice garden.....and I only cried for twenty minutes!
I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week while I was watering my spice garden.....and I only cried for twenty minutes!
#87 - 6(sic)6 (12/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Im so badass I dont eat grapes
#85 - darman (12/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I fake sick on a regular basis. Both of my parents are doctors. I am a badass.
Pic is what I drink when I am sick for real.
#274 - feedyourhead (12/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I've kind of always been afraid about the "please don't turn off the console" message. that is the only rule that i absolutely must obey
#356 - Virt (12/16/2011) [+] (7 replies)
guys i dont wanna brag or anything  
but i refused to give some guy his slab back
guys i dont wanna brag or anything
but i refused to give some guy his slab back
User avatar #224 - Eddythebandkid (12/16/2011) [-]
Yeah? well one time. I posted SFW pics in **** section.
#197 - rubberpig (12/16/2011) [-]
When I worked at the grocery store, I gave a woman incorrect change.
When I worked at the grocery store, I gave a woman incorrect change.
#137 - Whipstyle (12/15/2011) [-]
i'm going to use these as pickup lines. just to get rid of the girls that don't get sarcasm.
User avatar #115 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
SO YOU ARE THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE BUTTER FINGERS.
**** YOU
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