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I. Well, today my teacher
said that our class got a 20
minute break... I had a 21
minute break. Pretty badass if
you ask me.
2. gne time, I found a pencil
on the ground and didn' t ask
around for the original
owner... I just kept it.
3. So last night my mom told
stayed up until 10:
4. Not trying to impress you or
anything but... I once told my
mom I was sick when I really
wasn' t so I didn' t have to go to
school.
5. I don' t mean to impress you
or anything but... Sometimes I
DON' T read the terms of
service.
6. You think that' s hardcore? I
walked into a convenience
store and broke a butterfinger!
7 .Not trying to boast here
but... This Halloween, A guy
left a bowl out that said "take
8. Yeah? Well one time, I shut
off my console when it said
please dont turn off the
console"
9. Not trying to make myself
look like a bad ass, but when I
signed up for funnyjunk, I lied
about my age.
10. Sorry Guys, I don' t mean to
sound like a total badass, but I
don' t remove USB safely.
11. Look, I don' t mean to show
any of you motherfuckers
up... but when Disney Channel
told me to ask for my parents
permission before going onto
their website. . . .1 just went
ahead and went on their
website without my parents
12. I' m probably gonna make
you all look like bitches, but I
have to say it:
my school has a STRICT
uniform code of wearing a
BLACK belt. However, I wear
a belt that has a black side and a
brown side, and I wear the
BROWN side! Pm sorry
users, but I don' t think it' s
physically possible to be cooler,
or more badass than me.
Den to everyone who commented on
my previous pom!!! Thanks guys
Funnybob
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Views: 54746 Submitted: 12/15/2011