Badass Comp. . I. Well, today my teacher said that our class got a 20 minute break... I had a 21 minute break. Pretty badass if you ask me. 2. gne time, I found
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Badass Comp

I. Well, today my teacher
said that our class got a 20
minute break... I had a 21
minute break. Pretty badass if
you ask me.
2. gne time, I found a pencil
on the ground and didn' t ask
around for the original
owner... I just kept it.
3. So last night my mom told
stayed up until 10:
4. Not trying to impress you or
anything but... I once told my
mom I was sick when I really
wasn' t so I didn' t have to go to
school.
5. I don' t mean to impress you
or anything but... Sometimes I
DON' T read the terms of
service.
6. You think that' s hardcore? I
walked into a convenience
store and broke a butterfinger!
7 .Not trying to boast here
but... This Halloween, A guy
left a bowl out that said "take
8. Yeah? Well one time, I shut
off my console when it said
please dont turn off the
console"
9. Not trying to make myself
look like a bad ass, but when I
signed up for funnyjunk, I lied
about my age.
10. Sorry Guys, I don' t mean to
sound like a total badass, but I
don' t remove USB safely.
11. Look, I don' t mean to show
any of you *************
up... but when Disney Channel
told me to ask for my parents
permission before going onto
their website. . . .1 just went
ahead and went on their
website without my parents
12. I' m probably gonna make
you all look like bitches, but I
have to say it:
my school has a STRICT
uniform code of wearing a
BLACK belt. However, I wear
a belt that has a black side and a
brown side, and I wear the
BROWN side! Pm sorry
users, but I don' t think it' s
physically possible to be cooler,
or more badass than me.
Den to everyone who commented on
my previous pom!!! Thanks guys
Funnybob
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#60 - jimmietheteen ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
You guys are a bunch of pussies
>We are taking a test.
>There's 50 questions.
>Teacher says "times up, pencils down."
>She collects the tests.
>I was holding pencil the entire time.
#38 - itachijebest ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
actually....that is preatty badass and i would never do that...
#393 to #38 - iba (12/16/2011) [-]
me a 7 year old kid :
>plays PS2
>'Saving game don't turn off system'
>"i'm a badass *turns off*"
>goes on the next day
>...
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#136 - martiini (12/15/2011) [-]
I don't mean to brag, but when I was urinating in a public place and cop told me to stop urinating and put that thing away, I did put the thing away put I didn't stop urinating.
#133 - iamphoenix (12/15/2011) [-]
You sick **** .
#141 to #133 - allennis (12/16/2011) [-]
I did that once and lost my project...
I did that once and lost my project...
#146 to #141 - iamphoenix (12/16/2011) [-]
I don't know that feel, fortunately for me. I keep my important data (Read: porn and music) on my external hard drive, and it's hardly ever disconnected from my computer.
#23 to #22 - moffe (12/15/2011) [-]
Rebellious spiderman in his teens.
#84 to #31 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
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#177 to #84 - moffe (12/16/2011) [-]
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#130 - gjtz ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
I don't mean to sound smart or anything, but whatever you were saving during #8 is 			*******		 gone.
I don't mean to sound smart or anything, but whatever you were saving during #8 is ******* gone.
User avatar #144 to #130 - Kanak (12/16/2011) [-]
When I saw number eight I thought, "not only is he a bad ass, but a ******* retard."
#274 - feedyourhead (12/16/2011) [-]
I've kind of always been afraid about the "please don't turn off the console" message. that is the only rule that i absolutely must obey
#276 to #274 - theswagmobile (12/16/2011) [-]
Not even the USB drive one??
#85 - darman ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
I fake sick on a regular basis. Both of my parents are doctors. I am a badass.
Pic is what I drink when I am sick for real.
#356 - Virt (12/16/2011) [-]
guys i dont wanna brag or anything  
but i refused to give some guy his slab back
guys i dont wanna brag or anything
but i refused to give some guy his slab back
#365 to #356 - byobgraffpro (12/16/2011) [-]
not trying to be a bad ass, but ill give you $30 for that slab
#368 to #365 - Virt (12/16/2011) [-]
nope not even worth gettin outta this chair for
#372 to #368 - byobgraffpro (12/16/2011) [-]
fine, $35, you're hanging me out to dry right now
#380 to #372 - Virt (12/16/2011) [-]
fine i guess ill take it
stupid dog, making me take such ****** deals
#383 to #380 - byobgraffpro (12/16/2011) [-]
i just drew this for you, only you.
#386 to #383 - Virt (12/16/2011) [-]
thank you it is beautiful
if i could draw i would make you something nice
User avatar #387 to #386 - byobgraffpro (12/16/2011) [-]
dont worry. it's the thought that counts my friend
User avatar #224 - Eddythebandkid (12/16/2011) [-]
Yeah? well one time. I posted SFW pics in **** section.
#197 - rubberpig (12/16/2011) [-]
When I worked at the grocery store, I gave a woman incorrect change.
When I worked at the grocery store, I gave a woman incorrect change.
#137 - Whipstyle (12/15/2011) [-]
i'm going to use these as pickup lines. just to get rid of the girls that don't get sarcasm.
User avatar #115 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/15/2011) [-]
SO YOU ARE THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE BUTTER FINGERS.
**** YOU
#285 - allstarbo (12/16/2011) [-]
not to boast, but i ate nails for breakfast one time... without any milk
#268 - HolyArachnid (12/16/2011) [-]
I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week while I was watering my spice garden.....and I only cried for twenty minutes!
I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe last week while I was watering my spice garden.....and I only cried for twenty minutes!
#222 - aeiousometimesy (12/16/2011) [-]
Everyone knows serious **** happens if you turn off the console when you're not supposed to!
User avatar #225 to #222 - Eddythebandkid (12/16/2011) [-]
sorry but, I have none such problems with my nintendo entertainment system and my SUPER nintendo entertainment system.
User avatar #237 to #225 - killerdestroyer (12/16/2011) [-]
That's probably because those systems didn't really integrate a saving system that often
#231 to #225 - John Cena (12/16/2011) [-]
#114 - duze (12/15/2011) [-]
When she turned around and looked at me... yeah, I told her what time it was.
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