U mad grammar nazis?. It's a long read but trust me it's worth it. Found this floating around the internet, thought I would share since I haven't seen it on FJ  Dont look you pe

U mad grammar nazis?

It's a long read but trust me it's worth it.

Found this floating around the internet, thought I would share since I haven't seen it on FJ before.

Btw the tags are naked

The European Union Commissioners have announced that an agreement
has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for
European communications, rather than German, which was the other
possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government has conceded that
English spelling has some reem for improvement and accepted a We year
phased plan for what will be known as ( Euro for short).
in the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Certainly, shall
servants will reciepe this news with my.
Also the hard "c" will be replaced with ". Not only will this Clear up
but typewriters kan have ene less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the celend year, when the
troublesome "" will be replaced with "f". This Will make words like
20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik acceptance of the new spelling Kan be e) spected
to reach the stage where more complicated changes are possible,
Governments will encorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterant to acurate speling- Also, wil agre that the
horible mes of silent ‘es in the languag is , and they would go,
By the fourth year, peep! wil be to steps such as replacing "" by
During frz year, unecesary "o" Kan be drew from times containing
em, and similar changes we of cers be amid to ezer combinations of
Inters.
Und efter fie: yer, ye Vii be waking German like my taunted in fem
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#102 - dangler (12/15/2011) [+] (15 replies)
**dangler rolls 16**
User avatar #118 to #111 - mynameszack (12/15/2011) [-]
**mynameszack rolls 666** **** you guys
#6 - jesuslolz (12/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
That was pretty pro as **** . Have some Hermione.
#77 - dubjoker (12/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Arrr.. I did nazi dat coming
#162 - woflcaek (12/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**woflcaek rolls 44**
**woflcaek rolls 44**
#55 - azsh (12/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #20 - demandsgayversion (12/15/2011) [-]
I wonder how many people didn't read the whole thing and think it's legit.
#149 - demetzgermeister (12/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
so all of europe will be german speaking? good good.
#83 - enlil (12/15/2011) [-]
Y DO I READ ZIS ÜN HIS VOIS
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User avatar #57 - professorhouse (12/15/2011) [+] (12 replies)
Bitches dont know about my Ü, Ä and Ö.
User avatar #64 to #59 - hydromatic (12/15/2011) [-]
Bitch please... Æ Ø Å
#2 - chewythewolftwo (12/14/2011) [-]
I thought it would be stupid, but that was actually pretty 						*******					 clever
I thought it would be stupid, but that was actually pretty ******* clever
#15 - thebellybutton (12/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Crawl like zis all zeway over to Germany, yah?
Crawl like zis all zeway over to Germany, yah?
#80 - idefi (12/15/2011) [-]
If this goes through, then in five years or so, "count" would be spelled "kunt" ?
#10 - fignewtonz (12/15/2011) [-]
i aint even mad
#145 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#141 - mcdloopy (12/15/2011) [-]
So... The 12yo facebook girls are actually 5 years ahead of us?
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