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U mad grammar nazis?

 
U mad grammar nazis?. It's a long read but trust me it's worth it. Found this floating around the internet, thought I would share since I haven't seen it on FJ

It's a long read but trust me it's worth it.

Found this floating around the internet, thought I would share since I haven't seen it on FJ before.

Btw the tags are naked

The European Union Commissioners have announced that an agreement
has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for
European communications, rather than German, which was the other
possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government has conceded that
English spelling has some reem for improvement and accepted a We year
phased plan for what will be known as ( Euro for short).
in the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Certainly, shall
servants will reciepe this news with my.
Also the hard "c" will be replaced with ". Not only will this Clear up
but typewriters kan have ene less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the celend year, when the
troublesome "" will be replaced with "f". This Will make words like
20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik acceptance of the new spelling Kan be e) spected
to reach the stage where more complicated changes are possible,
Governments will encorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterant to acurate speling- Also, wil agre that the
horible mes of silent ‘es in the languag is , and they would go,
By the fourth year, peep! wil be to steps such as replacing "" by
During frz year, unecesary "o" Kan be drew from times containing
em, and similar changes we of cers be amid to ezer combinations of
Inters.
Und efter fie: yer, ye Vii be waking German like my taunted in fem
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