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Willis! III“ III!
YOUTH RESTORED INVISIBLE_. ITY GOD MODE
You revert to age 5, but Simple as it sounds: Be anywhere, anytime, Yoo ARE SUPERMAN.
with all your memories you can vanish from No need to own a This is the best
intact. Live your life all sight, No time limits. vehicle, or ever pay for tthe' sce, right? We'll,
over again - only this Havel again. No door is there is a catch
time, you have all the BONUS: ever looked to you.
answers. You can will objects No matter what Too
you touch to become BONUS: do, or in at manne,
BON Alih invisible as well. No Your power will shift T' use mm.
aoo, aoo In a trust worrying about you to the nearest open ‘pander. _ Emu will die at
fund you cannot access clothes when you space, so no worries age 2.;
until we 21. reappear. Theft'? No about being out in two
problem. 'g, awell or anything like BONUS, " inch penis.
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User avatar #228 - jimati (12/15/2011) [-]
youth restore -> come back to this post and choose the same thing again = live forever
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#34 to #22 - stepsword (12/15/2011) [-]
this^


Btw your name makes your comment more awesome
#44 - anon (12/15/2011) [-]
1: wait until 28th birthday
2: choose god mode
3: cannot die because you never turn 27
4:????????
5: PROFIT
#330 to #44 - SnugglyWuggly (12/15/2011) [-]
or you create a rip in reality and become the AntiGod. Where you use your powers for evil, and have a vagina. Oh, and never die.
User avatar #346 - Nefarious (12/15/2011) [-]
I'd pick God mode if it weren't for the PENIS reduction.
#368 to #346 - hydromatic (12/15/2011) [-]
Finally i can use this gif..
Finally i can use this gif..
User avatar #178 - msrdotwozero (12/15/2011) [-]
SOME GIRLS DONT WANT TO GROW A 14 INCH PENIS
User avatar #704 to #178 - hollyfries (12/15/2011) [-]
huge tits then
#275 - vertu (12/15/2011) [-]
I choose the last one. Good thing I am 28.
#319 - Soilwork (12/15/2011) [-]
what if you already have invisibility but only works on girls
#339 to #319 - kidwiththehair (12/15/2011) [-]
rape.
User avatar #580 - xyxoz (12/15/2011) [-]
Youth restored
Fix life and become awesome
Find this again, just like previously
Choose Teleportation
???
Extra Profit
#299 - chaosascendingx (12/15/2011) [-]
what if ur already age 28?
PERMANENT GOD MODE
User avatar #312 to #299 - humorous (12/15/2011) [-]
Its a hack.
#543 - skoomalover (12/15/2011) [-]
GOD mode
use god mode to skip right to age 28 when i get close to 27
use power to get younger whenever i want too
get money
**** bitches
problem?
#545 to #543 - anon (12/15/2011) [-]
trololol

Superman isn't god though, he is seen as god mode.
#440 - doctorjosh (12/15/2011) [-]
Invisibility ftw.
Invisibility ftw.
User avatar #521 - IFailedEnglish (12/15/2011) [-]
Quick question.

If I choose youth restored, will I be presented with this choice again? If so, I could in effect be immortal. Of course, reliving the same life over and over could get boring...
User avatar #541 to #521 - Zen (12/15/2011) [-]
But what if ur life choices steer you away from this life and you never see this choice again?
User avatar #526 to #521 - saintkarlos (12/15/2011) [-]
you sir are a genius!
User avatar #302 - SirSchmoopy (12/15/2011) [-]
Youth. Because:
Become 5
Wait until you're 21
Get money
Pick youth again
Repeat for infinite money!
User avatar #324 to #302 - misfitsftw (12/15/2011) [-]
i dont think you'd get to do it more than once
#21 - anon (12/15/2011) [-]
Wait, I'm a girl. So if I get God mode I'll have a 14 inch PENIS? o.O Well, that's just not pleasant...
#10 - Bakedwafle (12/15/2011) [-]
Teleportation is the best choice
User avatar #12 to #10 - funnyjunktitan ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
i would choose invisibility over teleportation only because with all the added bonuses of invisiblity you could also go anywhere you wanted just by getting on a plane or bus and nobody would no
it wouldnt be fast true
but still
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#615 to #17 - betesta (12/15/2011) [-]
you wil get invisible for other organisms(people,cats,dogs and stuff) you are still affected by inorganic things (like heat,wind,stone,light and **** ) otherwise you would be falling trough the world.
User avatar #305 to #12 - odonnell (12/15/2011) [-]
But then you need to stand for the whole flight. Just because your invisible doesn't mean you wont still be able to bump into people/ things so im sure they'd feel someone sitting on their lap. It'd still be awesome to be invisible, for perverse reasons, but i'd chose teleportation. Then you could troll nasa by going to mars and drawing a big cock.
User avatar #718 to #305 - funnyjunktitan ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
or you could just sit in the lane and move over when people walked by
also if you went to mars you'd be dead
User avatar #720 to #718 - odonnell (12/15/2011) [-]
Teleport to space station
Steal Space Suit
End up leaving an astronaut with no space suit, ends up dying
Teleport to Mars
You end up on Mars

It'd still be a pain in the ass moving out the way every 5 minutes when people are going past xD but i suppose that'd work.
User avatar #722 to #720 - funnyjunktitan ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
touche
but on mars what if there's aliens? and you die?!
plus its very unlikely that every single spot would be taken on the plane so just sit down in an empty spot
User avatar #726 to #722 - odonnell (12/15/2011) [-]
I've never understood that, when you first get on the plane the thing is completely full, no extra seats, all luggage space taken, cant move for **** . Once that seatbelt light goes off... Where the **** do people disappear to? do they jump off? Maybe its the toilet... It always shouts at me, but i ignore it, maybe the others start a fight. And Lose!

If there was aliens they'd probably try to learn you, something like area 51's supposed to do. If that happens just teleport back out xD
User avatar #727 to #726 - funnyjunktitan ONLINE (12/15/2011) [-]
ya i think you're right they probably jump off haha
User avatar #638 - NinjaWizard (12/15/2011) [-]
**NinjaWizard rolls 0** 1-4 is what power i pick
#643 to #638 - anon (12/15/2011) [-]
lol
#427 - anon (12/15/2011) [-]
So if you choose youth, does that make you a pedophile with your female class mates because you are actually 30?
So if you choose youth, does that make you a pedophile with your female class mates because you are actually 30?
User avatar #458 to #427 - karvarausku (12/15/2011) [-]
Dude.... That gif is ****** up...
#363 - enlil (12/15/2011) [-]
Jimi Hendrix died at 27... NOW I KNOW
User avatar #707 to #363 - hollyfries (12/15/2011) [-]
Kurt Cobain died at 27 too O_O
User avatar #232 - guesswhosbored (12/15/2011) [-]
Youth restored, definitely youth restored.
#586 - RandomDoofus (12/15/2011) [-]
>Godmode.   
>Slow time.  
>Speed up everything in slowed time, so nothing's really affected.  
>???  
>Live indefinetly with god powers.
>Godmode.
>Slow time.
>Speed up everything in slowed time, so nothing's really affected.
>???
>Live indefinetly with god powers.
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