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Willis! III“ III!
YOUTH RESTORED INVISIBLE_. ITY GOD MODE
You revert to age 5, but Simple as it sounds: Be anywhere, anytime, Yoo ARE SUPERMAN.
with all your memories you can vanish from No need to own a This is the best
intact. Live your life all sight, No time limits. vehicle, or ever pay for tthe' sce, right? We'll,
over again - only this Havel again. No door is there is a catch
time, you have all the BONUS: ever looked to you.
answers. You can will objects No matter what Too
you touch to become BONUS: do, or in at manne,
BON Alih invisible as well. No Your power will shift T' use mm.
aoo, aoo In a trust worrying about you to the nearest open ‘pander. _ Emu will die at
fund you cannot access clothes when you space, so no worries age 2.;
until we 21. reappear. Theft'? No about being out in two
problem. 'g, awell or anything like BONUS, " inch penis.
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#737 - onlyfuckingname **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#731 - sdawgo (12/15/2011) [-]
would a girl still get the 14 inch PENIS?
User avatar #733 to #731 - mindlessbastard (12/15/2011) [-]
lmao !

#721 - anonymous (12/15/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at What do now? ** teleportation. i would use it for long travels or for when i need to get somewhere fast but i wouldnt use it for short walks or anything
#717 - anonymous (12/15/2011) [-]
What about the effects these powers will have on others? Certainly someone will want to figure out how you do it. You'll probably ended up being hunted down so that others can use your power. If you're not an idiot about how you use it, though, you can get away with it or get away from the hunters, so I guess that's not a huge concern...

I'ma choose teleportation, because movement is my strong point, and teleporting is just one more step in being the master of dynamic entries.
#711 - anonymous (12/15/2011) [-]
Me & my bro-Teleportation and invisibility.
Then we find a third person and go Death Note on the world.
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User avatar #706 - zuperbacon (12/15/2011) [-]
hmm lets see
youth restored: good if you messed up...alot and want to change that but you have to put up with school and the teachers you hated and i cant think of a back fire to knowing all the answers
invisibility: good for fapping, skipping class and such, military work, but the options are sort of narrow
teleportation alright tough one i dont think there is a downside considering the whole being shifted to an open space eliminates alot of the problems
god mode alright never die but do you still feel the pain? and 14 in PENIS well thats being too kind but dying at the age of 27? you would have to live your life to the fullest and its not saying anything about money and such so if you **** up in school well theres that and if you dont do anything very dangerous or stupid you just lounge around its not a good choice cause the power is wasted
im gonna go with teleportation
User avatar #705 - donneh (12/15/2011) [-]
Teleportation, having lunch in the northpole ftw
#702 - chibidokker (12/15/2011) [-]
ill need some of this for when i pick invisibilty
User avatar #701 - aqualadFTW (12/15/2011) [-]
Teleportation. Would give me the ability to travel through time somehow in a way i'm too lazy to research and explain. I am 60% confident it could happen.
User avatar #697 - MasterManiac (12/15/2011) [-]
Teleportation any day, since the money would be unlimited.
(Source: "Jumper")
User avatar #695 - wardenspectre (12/15/2011) [-]
Invisibility. Cause if I wanted to go somewhere, I could invisibly sneak onto an airplane or car. For free. Problem?
User avatar #694 - Chickensandwich (12/15/2011) [-]
If I could have any power it would be to make funnyjunk repost free.
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#689 - hubertinho (12/15/2011) [-]
>>youth restored  
>>live the life  
>>pick youth restored again  
>>repeat  
>>???  
>>profit???
>>youth restored
>>live the life
>>pick youth restored again
>>repeat
>>???
>>profit???
#699 to #689 - wealth (12/15/2011) [-]
I was thinking the same thing :P
User avatar #688 - qwertyinnit (12/15/2011) [-]
invisibilty
User avatar #686 - ilbacondeity (12/15/2011) [-]
God mode. I'd make the world a better place... By killing everyone first.
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#703 to #686 - Kingochumps **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#728 to #703 - ilbacondeity (12/15/2011) [-]
It would be my honor.
It would be my honor.
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#729 to #728 - Kingochumps **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #679 - vizkiz (12/15/2011) [-]
God mode. I'd give myself the power to resurrect from the dead.
User avatar #677 - sonixaurora (12/15/2011) [-]
Youth, go back, make this OC myself, and let myself choose all.
#676 - anonymous (12/15/2011) [-]
invisibility
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