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Best McDonalds application

These are actual answers en a McDonald' s application submitted by a
17 year eld kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him tee. I think
this kid' s gonna go far...
NAME: Greg Bullish.
SEX: Not yet, Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company' s President or Vice President. But
seriously, whatever' s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I
wouldn' t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: , 000 a year plus stock options and a Michael
Owl: style severance package. If that' s not possible, make an offer and
we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I' m worth,
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen
pens and portait notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1: : 30 pm, Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they' re better suited to
a mere intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had ens
would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CARP: I think the mere appropriate question here
would be "De we have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION 'P,
I may already be a winner m the Publishers Clearing house
Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE? On the jeb no, en my breaks yes.
WHAT WOU YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in
the Bahamas with a wealthy dumb sexy blendy super medel
who thinks I' m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I' d like
be doing that new.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO
THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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#3 - ltgsaurus (12/13/2011) [-]
TO THE FRONT PAGE
TO THE FRONT PAGE
User avatar #4 to #3 - shekoru (12/14/2011) [-]
you sir made me laugh thumb for you.
#38 to #3 - xzenoo (12/14/2011) [-]
We ride at dawn!
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User avatar #99 to #91 - mcstorms (12/14/2011) [-]
BRAZZERS....
#190 - darklit (12/14/2011) [-]
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#136 - Minnesota (12/14/2011) [-]
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#142 - norbit (12/14/2011) [-]
It looks like a repost,


But let me call my buddy who has seen this 246 times.
#49 - endface ONLINE (12/14/2011) [-]
#141 - Serjical (12/14/2011) [-]
Now to Ollie Williams for the Front Page Report.
#144 to #143 - Serjical (12/14/2011) [-]
Thank you, Ollie.
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#23 - winniedawho (12/14/2011) [-]
Ex-leper: Come on Bignose, let's haggle!

Brian: What?

Ex-leper: All right, cut the haggling, let's say you open at
one shekel, I start at 2000, we close at about 1800.
User avatar #33 to #23 - fuzzyballs (12/14/2011) [-]
he's not the ex-leper, that's a shopkeeper
it's called characters
they switch em
#56 to #23 - FuzzyNippres (12/14/2011) [-]
"Ten for that, you must be mad."
#82 - OwningBean (12/14/2011) [-]
**OwningBean rolled a random image posted in comment #1863 at Just a Tribute ** My reaction to reposts
#5 - gocacola (12/14/2011) [-]
Aries FTW!!!!!
#76 to #5 - daentraya (12/14/2011) [-]
Cancer ftl.. 69
#16 to #5 - thepsycho (12/14/2011) [-]
ARIES **** YEAH
#27 to #16 - nsizzle (12/14/2011) [-]
Oros, fock yoh
#181 - mountaineer (12/14/2011) [-]
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#9 - anon (12/14/2011) [-]
Am I the only one that heard this four ******* years ago?
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