Joke. Just a joke that I remembered right now. EDIT: Thanks for Top 20 guys! This is the first time I got front page! THANK YOU ALL WHO THUMBED EITHER WAY!.. meanwhile in russia Russian joke i am epic
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#68 - jettripleseven
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(12/14/2011) [-]
meanwhile in russia
#168 to #68 - mmgmm
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(12/14/2011) [-]
#164 to #68 - xsynysterx
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(12/14/2011) [-]
Putin approves
#7 - tolikbro
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(12/13/2011) [-]
It's true. I'm Russian and been living in the states for a while so I only hear the typical American swears. When I hear a Russian curse someone out, it hurts my soul because it's just so elaborate and so much more scathing.
#33 to #7 - Gravehopper
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(12/14/2011) [-]
а ну давайте перестанем материть... а?
#56 to #33 - unhappytaco
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(12/14/2011) [-]
Look at these pansy ass translator russians. I can see your mistakes. ********. I am russian, and I tend to swear a lot. But still less than americans.
#73 to #56 - Gravehopper
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(12/14/2011) [-]
feels bad when you have been away from the home country for so long that you type like an American with google translate :(
#130 to #7 - mothertrollbegood ONLINE
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(12/14/2011) [-]
Shoulda tried it in Australia, it'd be like one of them industrial fans
#166 to #7 - killburn
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(12/14/2011) [-]
i heard one guy tell me to "suck a wheelbarrow full of dicks"
#15 to #7 - commy
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(12/13/2011) [-]
да не пизди ты, блять! в россии не ругаются матом, им разговаривают, lol
#20 to #15 - tolikbro
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(12/13/2011) [-]
так и я про то. просто отвык от настоящего мата
#116 to #20 - anon
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(12/14/2011) [-]
я помню, когда я узнал, как использовать Google Translate
#177 to #15 - RomanR
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(12/14/2011) [-]
Русский язык без мата... Это не Русский язык ебять...
#178 to #177 - RomanR
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(12/14/2011) [-]
ебать*
#126 to #15 - PsychoBrains
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#14 to #7 - martiini
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(12/13/2011) [-]
бля
#9 to #7 - euphoricturtle
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(12/13/2011) [-]
I once heard a russian gay say to my friend "You're gay with your mom." I was wat for days.
#117 - mytrakytra
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(12/14/2011) [-]
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Well that was fan-tastic.
#122 to #117 - omwtfbbq **User deleted account**
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(12/14/2011) [-]
I see what you did there.
#67 - trollmetoday
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(12/14/2011) [-]
To those who don't get it: The clock isn't digital.
#155 to #67 - ViXi
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(12/14/2011) [-]
When my sister was 12, she told me she didn't know how to read analog clocks...
#199 to #155 - exoh
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(12/14/2011) [-]
my sister is 15 and doesnt know how to read one
#205 to #199 - ViXi
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(12/14/2011) [-]
On a scale of 1-10, how disappointed are you?
#207 to #205 - exoh
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(12/14/2011) [-]
well on her common sense skills and spelling skills id say about a 10, she has trouble spelling words more then 6 letters. also cant spell the word knee correctly
#211 to #207 - ViXi
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(12/14/2011) [-]
I know that feel bro.
#90 to #67 - Darkroyal
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(12/14/2011) [-]
at first i was like
#91 to #90 - Darkroyal
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(12/14/2011) [-]
after i read your comment i was like
#24 - silenthill **User deleted account**
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#26 to #24 - zumbles
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(12/13/2011) [-]
How i read that: six-ARRRRRRRRRRTBEE
#31 to #26 - Gravehopper
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(12/14/2011) [-]
that's actually the most used swear word in the Russian language... It can follow anything and be used anywhere as many times as you want in a sentence. It is mostly used by the less educated part of the population and means something like "bitch" though the word for bitch is сука (suka)
that's actually the most used swear word in the Russian language... It can follow anything and be used anywhere as many times as you want in a sentence. It is mostly used by the less educated part of the population and means something like "bitch" though the word for bitch is сука (suka)
#32 to #31 - zumbles
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(12/14/2011) [-]
I did not know this, thank you for the information.
I did not know this, thank you for the information.
#50 to #31 - dangler
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(12/14/2011) [-]
Pronounced... Bliyat?
#75 to #50 - Gravehopper
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(12/14/2011) [-]
word блять has the letter "ь" after the "т". "Ь" makes the previous letter a soft, so king of like adding a "y" sound at the end. ( quick example- "П" is P in Russian but if you make it "Пь" the sound will be the same as the sound of the letter P in the word "Pew".   
Its kind of hard to explain because English does not have the same sounds :|  
To answer your question simply, yes it is pronounced Bliyat and the last "T" is pronounced like T in the word Tits. I tried explaining that concept to my friend but he wouldn't get it, I hope I didnt make it too hard :|
word блять has the letter "ь" after the "т". "Ь" makes the previous letter a soft, so king of like adding a "y" sound at the end. ( quick example- "П" is P in Russian but if you make it "Пь" the sound will be the same as the sound of the letter P in the word "Pew".
Its kind of hard to explain because English does not have the same sounds :|
To answer your question simply, yes it is pronounced Bliyat and the last "T" is pronounced like T in the word Tits. I tried explaining that concept to my friend but he wouldn't get it, I hope I didnt make it too hard :|
#77 to #75 - dangler
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(12/14/2011) [-]
I get it. But I still like my Germanic language setup.
#79 to #77 - Gravehopper
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(12/14/2011) [-]
cool
#76 to #75 - Gravehopper
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(12/14/2011) [-]
got carried away and made some mistakes + didn't end the bracket :|
#30 - burtonkillz
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(12/13/2011) [-]
uhm....irish bar? anyone?
#49 to #30 - zcdzcd
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(12/14/2011) [-]
No...There was no bar remaining to ask questions about the clock....This was classified information...I should not have said that...Well enjoy the next 10 minutes of your life
#64 to #30 - reapuh
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(12/14/2011) [-]
aye that wus a foony lewkin dart board.
#34 to #30 - lolollo
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(12/14/2011) [-]
The clock would commit suicide...or run out of energy.
#35 to #30 - gildemoono
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(12/14/2011) [-]
The clock proceeded to power the entire nation when a generator was hooked up to it.
#10 - dalle
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(12/13/2011) [-]
Sweden bar??? What the **** is a Sweden bar????
#38 - urok
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(12/14/2011) [-]
INSTALL IN ALL HIGHSCHOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#62 to #38 - roflstorm
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(12/14/2011) [-]
INSTALL IN ALL THE MIDDLE SCHOOL CLASSROOMS
#63 to #62 - urok
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(12/14/2011) [-]
that too.
that too.
#86 - brianboitano
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(12/14/2011) [-]
"Oh ****, that was a ******* clock? We thought, why the **** would we need a god damn fan in ******* winter..."
#43 - romar
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(12/14/2011) [-]
try visiting a "rorbu" in norway..
#53 to #43 - dangler
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(12/14/2011) [-]
Try visiting an high-school in Mississippi.
#65 to #53 - anon
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(12/14/2011) [-]
I go to one. Even the teachers say ****.