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Real Courtroom Transcripts Part 2

 
Real Courtroom Transcripts Part 2. Here's part 2! Please thumb, I have moar! A link to part 1: /funny_pictures/3014088/Real+Courtroom+Transcripts/. Lawyer: "Was

Here's part 2! Please thumb, I have moar!
A link to part 1: /funny_pictures/3014088/Real+Courtroom+Transcripts/

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face
when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the
hall closet."
Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
Witness: 1" Winchesters. "
Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
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