Dad: Hey moose. I got our christmas lights out the other
day, Thet reminded me of nigger; Do you know why?
Moose: No dad, why do our Christmas lights remind
you of niggers?
Dad: Because they' re all tied up together, most of them
don' t: even work and they look better hanging from a
tree. *Bursts out in childish laughter and walks away.
And my friends wonder why i keep them away.