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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially
and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he' d sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million
dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to Ex up the
house and send yon kids to a great !"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are yon
The boy then went to his brother and asked, ''Wmn you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million
dollars?" "Of cows e," the brother replied. "Bo you know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did
you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But,
realistically, we' re living with two hookers and a homo.
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Submitted: 03/27/2010
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User avatar #122 - ReturnDarkKnight (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
3 million, 2 hookers, 1 homo and a partridge in a pear tree.
User avatar #1 - freshblob (03/27/2010) [+] (15 replies)
I approve
User avatar #126 - NoShoes (03/28/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I'd **** a dog for a million dollars. If that makes me a homo then so be it, but im a wealthy ********* .
User avatar #27 - zchrls (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This was so funny, I logged in to thumb it up, and haven't bothered with anything else on the front page so far.
User avatar #36 - JacobElliott (03/28/2010) [+] (19 replies)
I'd sleep with any non diseased person for 1,000,000 dollars...
ANYONE
#105 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/28/2010) [+] (6 replies)
*roll9* if this nds in a 9 i will suck edward cullens dick
User avatar #110 to #109 - ThatRussianGuy (03/28/2010) [-]
wow dude hate to be the bearer of bad news but....he doesnt have one
-9
#25 - fatty benny **User deleted account** Comment deleted by Wernette [+] (8 replies)
+8
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#5 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/27/2010) [-]
classic funny.
User avatar #2 - LadyAnon (03/27/2010) [-]
I remember this. :P
+4
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#103 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
...is it me or is the bro and mom the hookers and the sis a homo? she only one not doing it for money
User avatar #60 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [+] (4 replies)
heres a story. there was these two kids playing in the sand box. the little girl points at him and says whats tht. the boys loook at her and points and say whats tht. they go hoome. the girl ask her mom. mommy whats this. the mom says thts ur garage. the boy go home. dad whats this. the dad says thats ur car.
User avatar #61 to #60 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [-]
put it in has many garages has u can. they go to the sand box next morning. the girl go home. mommmy momm says the girl . the mom says what. the kid try to put his car in my garage.(mom) what did u do? (girl) i ripted his weels off.
#147 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You forgot the " at the end, js.
User avatar #149 to #147 - OooLala (03/28/2010) [-]
Does it matter? No.
Does that make this any less funny? No.
Then SHUT UP anon
User avatar #135 - dejanred (03/28/2010) [+] (8 replies)
WIN!!!! TWO HOOKERS AND A HOMO
#144 to #135 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
ALL YOU DID WAS SAY WIN AND REPEAT THE PUNCH LINE.
User avatar #85 - IRoveResbians (03/28/2010) [+] (14 replies)
**IRoveResbians rolls 157,958,541** if theres two or more 6's in this roll, I'll masturbate to Bluewaffle and Thats Not Sexy simultaneously!
User avatar #99 to #97 - MoldyTatertot (03/28/2010) [-]
ima retard lol it took me that long to figure it out
#78 - BOBtheJerk **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ok , correct me if I'm wrong, but the sister isn't a hooker since she'd do that for free.
User avatar #81 - HeinrichHimmler (03/28/2010) [-]
And the dad said "That's my boy, cmere!"
User avatar #80 - TheAssassin (03/28/2010) [-]
lol, smart kid.
User avatar #55 - Canadian (03/28/2010) [-]
they grow up so fast...*crys*
#43 - talknaway (03/28/2010) [-]
OMFW this is funny!
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