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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially
and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he' d sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million
dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to Ex up the
house and send yon kids to a great !"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are yon
The boy then went to his brother and asked, ''Wmn you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million
dollars?" "Of cows e," the brother replied. "Bo you know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did
you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But,
realistically, we' re living with two hookers and a homo.
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User avatar #122 - ReturnDarkKnight (03/28/2010) [-]
3 million, 2 hookers, 1 homo and a partridge in a pear tree.
User avatar #136 to #122 - JustPureOwnage (03/28/2010) [-]
*roll* if its a double ill delete my fj account.

and Definetly the best comment
User avatar #150 to #122 - Protomix (03/29/2010) [-]
12 hookers hooking, 11 pimps a pimpin, 10 greasy hobos, 9 fat guys choking, 8 creepy homos, 7 crack dealers, 6 pedobears, FIIIVVVEEE PROSTITUUUUTTTEEESSS...,4 suicides, 3 beaten wives, 2 jailed rapists, and a sammich for all of ye...
User avatar #125 to #122 - Googol (03/28/2010) [-]
Most epic comment I've seen all week.
User avatar #126 - NoShoes (03/28/2010) [-]
I'd **** a dog for a million dollars. If that makes me a homo then so be it, but im a wealthy ********* .
#133 to #126 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
Id **** a dog for free
User avatar #134 to #133 - Pdoughbare (03/28/2010) [-]
I ****** a dog.
User avatar #138 to #134 - dieselKiller (03/28/2010) [-]
I watched a dog **** a girl

still scarred...
User avatar #140 to #138 - Pdoughbare (03/28/2010) [-]
It didn't scar me.
#142 to #138 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
I ****** a dog's **** and watched a dog **** a girl

still hard...
User avatar #1 - freshblob (03/27/2010) [-]
I approve
User avatar #3 to #1 - Wernette (03/27/2010) [-]
thank you
User avatar #27 - zchrls (03/28/2010) [-]
This was so funny, I logged in to thumb it up, and haven't bothered with anything else on the front page so far.
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User avatar #36 - JacobElliott (03/28/2010) [-]
I'd sleep with any non diseased person for 1,000,000 dollars...
ANYONE
User avatar #38 to #36 - mikeltv (03/28/2010) [-]
Justin Bieber . . .
User avatar #40 to #38 - JacobElliott (03/28/2010) [-]
Hey, at least he has a vagina, so he's better than any man.
User avatar #49 to #40 - XAnubusX (03/28/2010) [-]
Blue waffle m8
User avatar #39 to #38 - MitchWinchester (03/28/2010) [-]
hes not a person though hes an it
User avatar #56 to #39 - ExclAnon (03/28/2010) [-]
hes an it? i thought he was a manlady
User avatar #41 to #39 - mikeltv (03/28/2010) [-]
Fine . . . Guy who played Edward cullen
User avatar #42 to #41 - MitchWinchester (03/28/2010) [-]
dude i don think any guy here would do that
User avatar #44 to #42 - mikeltv (03/28/2010) [-]
he said anyone
User avatar #45 to #44 - MitchWinchester (03/28/2010) [-]
true but in unnyjunk the definition everyone automatically discludes twighlight for obvious reasons. except the chick that plays his sisters theyre ho as ****
User avatar #46 to #45 - Wernette (03/28/2010) [-]
we could do a roll to see who he should sleep with
User avatar #48 to #46 - MitchWinchester (03/28/2010) [-]
that would work roll 1,3,5,7,9 he sleeps with cullen roll 2,4,6,8 he sleeps with both of his hot sisters. *roll 1*
User avatar #50 to #48 - Wernette (03/28/2010) [-]
**Wernette rolls 1** lets see
User avatar #51 to #50 - MitchWinchester (03/28/2010) [-]
sucks for him
#52 to #51 - awesomestu **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
did you guys know that edward is in harry potter as cedric digory but he dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #54 to #52 - JacobElliott (03/28/2010) [-]
Depends on whos going for whos ass.

Or are we blowing eachother.

Because a million dollars is a ******** .
User avatar #57 to #54 - MitchWinchester (03/28/2010) [-]
you gotta take turns with all three my unlucky friend
User avatar #59 to #57 - JacobElliott (03/28/2010) [-]
... would be be sparkling?
User avatar #58 to #57 - HardstyleRaver (03/28/2010) [-]
dayum nature you scary!!!!!!
#5 - XenosII **User deleted account** (03/27/2010) [-]
classic funny.
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User avatar #2 - LadyAnon (03/27/2010) [-]
I remember this. :P
#78 - BOBtheJerk **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
ok , correct me if I'm wrong, but the sister isn't a hooker since she'd do that for free.
#84 to #78 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
You're wrong, you've just been corrected
#103 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
...is it me or is the bro and mom the hookers and the sis a homo? she only one not doing it for money
User avatar #130 to #103 - TheUsername (03/28/2010) [-]
Well yes and no? She can't be a homosexual if she's ******* with and opposite sex. But the brother is ******* the same sex. Therefore, makes him homosexual. But since he's doing it for money then that also makes him a hooker so it would be 2 1/2 hookers and 1/2 hosexual? O_O Confusing.....
#104 to #103 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
that makes sense!
User avatar #81 - HeinrichHimmler (03/28/2010) [-]
And the dad said "That's my boy, cmere!"
User avatar #80 - TheAssassin (03/28/2010) [-]
lol, smart kid.
User avatar #55 - Canadian (03/28/2010) [-]
they grow up so fast...*crys*
#43 - talknaway (03/28/2010) [-]
OMFW this is funny!
User avatar #60 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [-]
heres a story. there was these two kids playing in the sand box. the little girl points at him and says whats tht. the boys loook at her and points and say whats tht. they go hoome. the girl ask her mom. mommy whats this. the mom says thts ur garage. the boy go home. dad whats this. the dad says thats ur car.
User avatar #61 to #60 - johntravolta (03/28/2010) [-]
put it in has many garages has u can. they go to the sand box next morning. the girl go home. mommmy momm says the girl . the mom says what. the kid try to put his car in my garage.(mom) what did u do? (girl) i ripted his weels off.
User avatar #63 to #61 - stumphyjr (03/28/2010) [-]
Now if only I could read it...
#65 to #61 - lukeydukey (03/28/2010) [-]
U R A GENIUS!!! BUT CAPS LOCK IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!
User avatar #64 to #61 - Mannfred (03/28/2010) [-]
I is seeing you are is fan of grammarz and is splelign of champions
User avatar #131 - djgeeza (03/28/2010) [-]
legendary WIN!
User avatar #120 - breezyyB (03/28/2010) [-]
hahhahahaa
that was good.
User avatar #92 - LugiaFTW (03/28/2010) [-]
then the dad says "make that three hookers and two homos
User avatar #118 to #92 - turdmonkey (03/28/2010) [-]
my eyes just bleed from how epic that was
User avatar #85 - IRoveResbians (03/28/2010) [-]
**IRoveResbians rolls 157,958,541** if theres two or more 6's in this roll, I'll masturbate to Bluewaffle and Thats Not Sexy simultaneously!
User avatar #86 to #85 - MoldyTatertot (03/28/2010) [-]
how do u roll??
User avatar #87 to #86 - Wernette (03/28/2010) [-]
**Wernette rolls 666,188,761**
*roll 9* <------ this is how nub lol
User avatar #90 to #87 - MoldyTatertot (03/28/2010) [-]
?????? it did not work :(
User avatar #88 to #87 - MoldyTatertot (03/28/2010) [-]
*roll9*
User avatar #89 to #88 - Wernette (03/28/2010) [-]
no space
User avatar #91 to #89 - MoldyTatertot (03/28/2010) [-]
**roll9**
User avatar #93 to #91 - Wernette (03/28/2010) [-]
*facepalm*
User avatar #94 to #93 - MoldyTatertot (03/28/2010) [-]
lol i srrsly need help
User avatar #95 to #94 - Wernette (03/28/2010) [-]
copy paste the second one from comment number 87
User avatar #96 to #95 - MoldyTatertot (03/28/2010) [-]
**MoldyTatertot rolls 775,159,629**
User avatar #97 to #96 - Wernette (03/28/2010) [-]
yay!
User avatar #99 to #97 - MoldyTatertot (03/28/2010) [-]
ima retard lol it took me that long to figure it out
User avatar #101 to #99 - MoldyTatertot (03/28/2010) [-]
**MoldyTatertot rolls 572,545,587**
yay
User avatar #135 - dejanred (03/28/2010) [-]
WIN!!!! TWO HOOKERS AND A HOMO
#139 to #135 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
WIN!!!! TWO HOOKERS AND A HOMO
User avatar #141 to #139 - dejanred (03/28/2010) [-]
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!TROLL
#143 to #141 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!TROLL
User avatar #146 to #143 - ImNotAPedo (03/28/2010) [-]
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!
#148 to #146 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
Excuse me sir, i have been asked to politely inform you that your combo has now been broken.
User avatar #151 to #148 - ThumbsDownBitch (03/29/2010) [-]
**** YEAAAAAAAAAA
#144 to #135 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
ALL YOU DID WAS SAY WIN AND REPEAT THE PUNCH LINE.
#145 to #144 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
ALL YOU DID WAS SAY WIN AND REPEAT THE PUNCH LINE.
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