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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially
and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he' d sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million
dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to Ex up the
house and send yon kids to a great !"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are yon
The boy then went to his brother and asked, ''Wmn you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million
dollars?" "Of cows e," the brother replied. "Bo you know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did
you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But,
realistically, we' re living with two hookers and a homo.
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Views: 47981 Submitted: 03/27/2010