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exam answers lvl failure(read descript

exam answers lvl failure(read descript. Hi guys thanks for the thumbs, I am not sure if these are real or not but one of my friends sent me these on the email a



Hi guys thanks for the thumbs, I am not sure if these are real or not but one of my friends sent me these on the email and I thought they were pretty funny regardless

ANSWERS DFA BRILLIANT STUDENT we OBTAINED %
311. In which Napoleon Elle?
his last battle
as. Where was the er signed?
i at the eaten atthe page
as River see news in which state?
i eigene
314. What is the main mam tor dinette?
marriage
15. What IS the main hearth tor failure?
HERE
36. What can yeti never eat tor ?
I: Lunch & eighter
CIT. What looks like halt an apple?
The other half
as. it we threw e tee stone into the ' ?
itkill simply meme wet
cu Hear can a man go eight ears sleeping P?
N e problem, he sleeps at night.
1311411 H all can will lift an elephant with ore hand?
fee will neuter find an elephant that has only we hare.
mien nae three apples and feet in one hand and fear apples
and three oranges in other hand, yet have it
Very large hands
1112 Hit took eight men ten hotdog; to build a
wall, hen long Wild it take tear men to build it?
Notsure at all, the wall built.
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User avatar #54 - nuggubler (12/12/2011) [-]
what kind of exam asks questions like these?
#330 - bugztv (12/13/2011) [-]
**bugztv rolls 3**+Comment Number=333trips
User avatar #367 to #330 - darkteddy (12/13/2011) [-]
This was a 1/10 chance and yet it got so many thumbs? Why is it that when i roll trip zero's i get like 30 thumbs?
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#372 to #330 - hotgog (12/13/2011) [-]
**hotgog rolled a random image posted in comment #833434 at FJ Pony Thread ** INB4 Front Page!
User avatar #344 to #330 - ThatDamnCow (12/13/2011) [-]
Wut.
#335 to #330 - tastyretoast (12/13/2011) [-]
inb4 waves of ********* and this getting top comment
#351 to #330 - shrike (12/13/2011) [-]
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
User avatar #15 - roflstorm (12/12/2011) [-]
#9
i know a couple........
they were in a certain sleep experiment.............in russia
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User avatar #645 to #15 - makeitcount (12/13/2011) [-]
My science teacher actually studied it in university.
User avatar #72 to #15 - rpursley (12/12/2011) [-]
jesus christ.. the memories...
#168 to #15 - kanggaruu (12/13/2011) [-]
can someone summarize what it's about?
i'm curious but too scared to actually read it
#177 to #168 - anon (12/13/2011) [-]
its not actually scary at all. more just 			******		 up. it details the effects of sleep deprivation and the freaky insanity it causes. just read it, its fine.
its not actually scary at all. more just ****** up. it details the effects of sleep deprivation and the freaky insanity it causes. just read it, its fine.
User avatar #175 to #168 - roflstorm (12/13/2011) [-]
5 KGB soldiers sign up for an experiement involving sleep deprivation and nerve gas.
after a week in the chamber of gas they are no longer in the realm of living. but not dead either. after a month in the chamber half of theyre bodies have been ripped apart by the other subjects. but theyre still alive. after the 40th day of the experiment they are so obsessed with the gas the organs are seen working through torn flesh and crushed bones.
the heart is beating but there is more air coursing through the viens than there is blood. as long as theyre awake. theyre alive.
#181 to #175 - kanggaruu (12/13/2011) [-]
ah, thanks
my life is complete now
User avatar #334 to #181 - michaeldemoin (12/13/2011) [-]
they were war detainees
User avatar #44 to #15 - mattseven (12/12/2011) [-]
oh, i loved that post!
User avatar #90 to #15 - dougdimmadome (12/13/2011) [-]
Am I the only one who isn't really freaked out by that? I have read it twice now, it's not scary to me. Just interesting.
#357 to #15 - darkfuzion (12/13/2011) [-]
I will just go under the covers and hug my pillow now
User avatar #27 to #15 - powellrebecca (12/12/2011) [-]
can i get a link?!
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User avatar #33 to #32 - powellrebecca (12/12/2011) [-]
thankkkssss!
User avatar #107 to #33 - xshadeeisafag (12/13/2011) [-]
DON'T READ IT
User avatar #112 to #107 - powellrebecca (12/13/2011) [-]
it wasnt scary at all to me lol
User avatar #113 to #112 - xshadeeisafag (12/13/2011) [-]
Well **** you, I'm a pussy.
User avatar #115 to #112 - xshadeeisafag (12/13/2011) [-]
Well it didn't exactly scare me, but it's like what the **** >.>
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#391 to #107 - durkasauce ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
i wish i listened now i'm scared ********
User avatar #607 to #32 - GymLeaderAmir (12/13/2011) [-]
I REFUSE TO SCROLL DOWN D:
#106 to #15 - xshadeeisafag (12/13/2011) [-]
NO BITCH 			****		 YOU THAT 			****		 STILL HAUNTS ME
NO BITCH **** YOU THAT **** STILL HAUNTS ME
#17 to #15 - milkandeggs (12/12/2011) [-]
I REMEMBER THAT POST!!! SCARY **** !!!
#20 to #15 - awesomanium (12/12/2011) [-]
Don't remind me
Don't remind me
#26 to #15 - chofy (12/12/2011) [-]
That post was intresting

Why don't you think about it before bed.
User avatar #6 - rapterjesus (12/12/2011) [-]
Napoleon didn't die In battle, he died in exile.
#544 to #6 - vaskaduzea (12/13/2011) [-]
they say the maid poisoned him . lol :D
User avatar #13 to #6 - TripleJ (12/12/2011) [-]
Yes this world will become tardy soon, it seems like no one cares about history anymore ...
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#386 to #114 - anon (12/13/2011) [-]
Or the persecution of the Nazi Party and their progressive allies by the Jews?
User avatar #495 to #386 - ilovehitler (12/13/2011) [-]
Or how men were repressed and olnly recently gained voting rights?
User avatar #614 to #13 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
I care about history. I want to be a historian even.
User avatar #662 to #614 - TripleJ (12/13/2011) [-]
That is good bro we gotta keep history alive, it isnt some old washed up useless knowledge that no one needs anymore, i mean if Hitler had learned from Napoleons mistakes to invade Russia he might have even won the war ...
User avatar #667 to #662 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
Thank god for Russians and their hardcore badassery.
User avatar #311 to #6 - agitobmcfly (12/13/2011) [-]
>30 mins before checking this **** , i was reading history (i like to read history as a time killer) and **** about the french rev. and napoleon's empire, then the bourbon restoration
>come and check content
>buy fact that napoleon died on battle
>check this comment
>realize i'm ******* RETARDED
#58 - Wargable (12/12/2011) [-]
HFW leaving the exam that day
HFW leaving the exam that day
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#79 to #50 - dahahawgy (12/12/2011) [-]
MS Paint skills
I have them
#369 - pawntrawn (12/13/2011) [-]
Napolean didn't die in a battle, he died in exile on the island of St. Helena.
#375 to #369 - anon (12/13/2011) [-]
O rlly?
#388 to #375 - thegoldenjet (12/13/2011) [-]
Actually, I didn't. I read it as Dig Bick
User avatar #385 to #375 - darudelink (12/13/2011) [-]
whoa LOL
User avatar #268 - PleaseSignHere (12/13/2011) [-]
Hello class, and welcome to 'frenchU.S.Histogeographcouncelmotivatinalnutritioncolorneurobiologmath 101"
#275 to #268 - anon (12/13/2011) [-]
I did a captcha just to say that you win.
#60 - charderpizard (12/12/2011) [-]
Teacher's reaction upon looking through the test paper......
Teacher's reaction upon looking through the test paper......
#640 to #60 - olejervi (12/13/2011) [-]
rather this
rather this
User avatar #169 - yourdadsdad (12/13/2011) [-]
... What kind of class gives this exam?
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User avatar #201 to #169 - tetragramozoid (12/13/2011) [-]
A fake one.
#70 - deathnique (12/12/2011) [-]
Not sure if retarded
or genius
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#81 to #76 - deathnique (12/12/2011) [-]
Not sure if smart
or ******* smart
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#87 to #84 - deathnique (12/13/2011) [-]
Can photoshop
Too busy adopting children in poverty
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#543 - bombadil (12/13/2011) [-]
What about second breakfast?
#490 - squeaks (12/13/2011) [-]
What the **** kind of test asks "What looks like half an apple?" and where can I go to take it?
#248 - influential (12/13/2011) [-]
Trick question, Elephants don't have hands.
#199 - Thinngol (12/13/2011) [-]
What class was this, Riddles and Trivia 101?
#46 - anon (12/12/2011) [-]
when would you ever get those questions in an exam?
What are the actual answers :O
#616 - rulesixteen (12/13/2011) [-]
Napoleon did not die in a battle, he died in exile from cancer
#620 to #616 - anon (12/13/2011) [-]
Nope he got ass-blasted in Waterloo
User avatar #653 to #616 - icktomi (12/13/2011) [-]
i thought the exact same thing!!
brofist for knowing ****
User avatar #617 to #616 - pineq (12/13/2011) [-]
I thought he was killed from arsenic poisoning or something.
#623 to #617 - Zirkle (12/13/2011) [-]
No no, It's half man, half bear, and half pig.
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User avatar #670 to #630 - Zirkle (12/13/2011) [-]
Wait what? How the **** did you know that? Or even get the feeling I was from what I said?
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#673 to #671 - Zirkle (12/14/2011) [-]
I realize that there are only 2 halves in a whole. What I posted was a joke from south park. So your display of racism not only shows your ignorance, but that you are the one lacking intelligence due to the labels you have put on an entire group of people without any factual evidence. Actually I have a few pieces of strong evidence from your comments that imply I have an above average intelligence when being compared to somebody such as yourself.
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User avatar #621 to #617 - rototornik (12/13/2011) [-]
yep.
User avatar #618 to #617 - Loppytaffy (12/13/2011) [-]
pretty sure arsenic and other poisons can cause cancer.
#622 to #618 - anon (12/13/2011) [-]
so his last battle was fighting against cancer. therefore, the answer is still valid, U Mad Bro.
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#298 - MrMeatStick (12/13/2011) [-]
well technically none of these are wrong.
well technically none of these are wrong.
#254 - supercactus (12/13/2011) [-]
What kind of exam is this? pic unrelated
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