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This sounds like the greatest thing ever.
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My Next Life
by Woody Allen
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Then gnu Lusaka up In an aid mum' s home
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Jun finish nit as an nrusso!
I rest my case.
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Submitted: 12/11/2011
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#9 - Nommer (12/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
But wouldn't you end off getting sucked into a PENIS?

Sounds scary to me...
#71 - SoundWave (12/12/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**SoundWave rolls 55**
#58 - sutrakama (12/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
What if we ARE living backwards...




And our memories are just glimpses of our future!
#113 - doctrine (12/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
The awkward part would be climbing in your mom's vagina.
#117 - blackline (12/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
So this picture will be a picture of me in my "older years?"
#42 - bloodseel (12/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I am not liking these giant nyan cats covering the content
User avatar #3 - wyattheriot (12/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Y-you lied to me.....there is no porn here
#76 - guto (12/12/2011) [-]
User avatar #34 - nothingtodohere (12/12/2011) [-]
yeeeaaa...that would be ok until the point where they try to shove u back into ur mum
#54 - wheresmahgum ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
<< Probably the reason why I wouldn't want to live life backwards, Such a great film.
#22 - callofvikings (12/12/2011) [-]
I'm Not Afraid of Dying,

I just don't want to be there when it happens...

~Woody Allen
#2 - funnyjunktitan (12/11/2011) [-]
**funnyjunktitan rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Just a Tribute ** this isnt free porn :(
User avatar #45 - peacockockock (12/12/2011) [-]
"you know I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I though, **** that, I'm Harry Potter"
Daniel Radcliffe
#112 - mytrakytra (12/12/2011) [-]
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**mytrakytra rolls 848** And then quads were rolled.
+14
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#100 - socratic (12/12/2011) [-]
Like a boss
#56 - mrmattastic (12/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
this is for you sir
this is for you sir
User avatar #69 - McTowelie (12/12/2011) [-]
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen
#82 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/12/2011) [+] (7 replies)
**anonymous rolls 03** dubs
User avatar #88 to #85 - psilo (12/12/2011) [-]
**psilo rolls 7,924,445** increase your number, increase your chances. statistics 101 nyukka.
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