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Epic Quote. This sounds like the greatest thing ever. You are lucky: /funny_pictures/3012170/You+are+fortunate. My Next Life by Woody Allen In my next We imam t

This sounds like the greatest thing ever.
You are lucky: /funny_pictures/3012170/You+are+fortunate

My Next Life
by Woody Allen
In my next We imam to live backwards.
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better every day.
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Jun finish nit as an nrusso!
I rest my case.
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#113 - doctrine (12/12/2011) [-]
The awkward part would be climbing in your mom's vagina.
#119 to #113 - bumpywowus (12/12/2011) [-]
Or your dads O.o
#114 to #113 - deletedmyaccount (12/12/2011) [-]
And then becoming sperm and swimming into your father's testicles?
#9 - Nommer (12/12/2011) [-]
But wouldn't you end off getting sucked into a PENIS?

Sounds scary to me...
#122 to #9 - biggerthanyou (12/12/2011) [-]
Get that image out of my HEAD
#38 to #9 - thepsycho (12/12/2011) [-]
No, first you get ripped apart into 2, and THEN a part gets sucked into that.
No, first you get ripped apart into 2, and THEN a part gets sucked into that.
#42 - bloodseel (12/12/2011) [-]
I am not liking these giant nyan cats covering the content
User avatar #152 to #144 - icanspellelephant (12/12/2011) [-]
http://www. nyanit. com/funnyjunk. com

remove the spaces
User avatar #151 to #144 - icanspellelephant (12/12/2011) [-]
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#71 - SoundWave (12/12/2011) [-]
**SoundWave rolls 55**
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#79 to #71 - ccrusie (12/12/2011) [-]
**ccrusie rolls 58** And what would you like, sir?
#80 to #79 - SoundWave (12/12/2011) [-]
**SoundWave rolls 98** i'd like dubs.
User avatar #81 to #80 - Tyfighter (12/12/2011) [-]
**Tyfighter rolls 0**plus this
#76 - guto (12/12/2011) [-]
#58 - sutrakama (12/12/2011) [-]
What if we ARE living backwards...




And our memories are just glimpses of our future!
#89 to #58 - gumi (12/12/2011) [-]
If i had ever had my mind blown, this would be the time.
User avatar #99 to #89 - sutrakama (12/12/2011) [-]
I think I ********** myself...
#64 to #58 - hydromatic (12/12/2011) [-]
My mind... It's blown..
My mind... It's blown..
User avatar #34 - nothingtodohere (12/12/2011) [-]
yeeeaaa...that would be ok until the point where they try to shove u back into ur mum
#117 - blackline (12/12/2011) [-]
So this picture will be a picture of me in my "older years?"
#54 - wheresmahgum (12/12/2011) [-]
<< Probably the reason why I wouldn't want to live life backwards, Such a great film.
#22 - callofvikings (12/12/2011) [-]
I'm Not Afraid of Dying,

I just don't want to be there when it happens...

~Woody Allen
User avatar #3 - wyattheriot (12/11/2011) [-]
Y-you lied to me.....there is no porn here
User avatar #4 to #3 - SamT (12/11/2011) [-]
Fapped anyways.
+14
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+14
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#96 to #95 - agbravens (12/12/2011) [-]
i already tried
#100 - socratic (12/12/2011) [-]
Like a boss
User avatar #69 - McTowelie (12/12/2011) [-]
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen
#66 - jordinnho (12/12/2011) [-]
All you people talking about Benjamin Button... Red Dwarf did it first!!!
User avatar #70 to #66 - themonsterfest (12/12/2011) [-]
starring rimmer and kryton as: The Sensational Reverse Brothers!

That episode was on not to long ago xD
User avatar #72 to #70 - jordinnho (12/12/2011) [-]
:D i have them all on DVD
... nodnol?.... must be Bulgarian...
User avatar #74 to #72 - themonsterfest (12/12/2011) [-]
same!
"And what about santa" "what about him" "well hes the big fat twat who comes down the chimney and steals all your presants" xD
User avatar #75 to #74 - jordinnho (12/12/2011) [-]
:L there's no TV like that anymore
User avatar #77 to #75 - themonsterfest (12/12/2011) [-]
good job we have DVD's then :L
User avatar #8 - endorphine (12/12/2011) [-]
This is the plot of the movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
User avatar #14 to #8 - kirbyking (12/12/2011) [-]
Red Dwarf done it first
User avatar #15 to #14 - manjo (12/12/2011) [-]
i love you
#2 - funnyjunktitan (12/11/2011) [-]
**funnyjunktitan rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Just a Tribute ** this isnt free porn :(
User avatar #45 - peacockockock (12/12/2011) [-]
"you know I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I though, **** that, I'm Harry Potter"
Daniel Radcliffe
#36 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (12/12/2011) [-]
i concur.
Imo this is the best quote.
"You're here for a good time, not a long time"
- Colin Mcrea
#43 to #36 - chewythewolftwo (12/12/2011) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
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