Dont make fun of chuck norris. Seriously dont. Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3 d, Megust , + v P 28369132 am I FFP. HI. my new IE Nic
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Dont make fun of chuck norris

Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3
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#36 - saapanael (12/12/2011) [-]
Read the text below the like/dislike bar.
User avatar #23 - chrismamaril (12/12/2011) [-]
CHUCK NORRIS. IF YOU REALLY ARE THAT BADASS COME AND KILL M
User avatar #55 to #23 - ninjazaku (12/12/2011) [-]
No no dude you're thinking of Candlejack. Chuck Norris doesn't kidnap peo
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User avatar #93 to #78 - evilcookie (12/12/2011) [-]
The point is that only if you type in Candlejack then he comes to ki
User avatar #94 to #93 - drulludanni (12/12/2011) [-]
did someone mention candlejack? i hea
User avatar #98 to #94 - qosfortyone (12/12/2011) [-]
i will search for these lost souls forever

also voldimort is a psyc-
#108 to #98 - evilcookie (12/12/2011) [-]
Its so sad that people dont realize that unless you actually TYPE IN "Candlejack" He wont come t
User avatar #128 to #108 - wrpen ONLINE (12/12/2011) [-]
kcajeldnaC
#101 - dmaxevilgenius (12/12/2011) [-]
**dmaxevilgenius rolls 734,747,105**
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User avatar #124 to #107 - mrcoso (12/12/2011) [-]
Including the room
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#46 - sneaktroll (12/12/2011) [-]
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#120 - guto (12/12/2011) [-]
#67 - John Cena (12/12/2011) [-]
Wait I thought FJers were atheist, gay loving fa­gs.
Chuck Norris is a right wing christian bigot who's against gays.
Make your mind up FJ.
#32 - thescarface (12/12/2011) [-]
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#77 - nadastress (12/12/2011) [-]
**nadastress rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at like a boss. ** Chuck Norris knees shatters arrows
#118 - mirtanlitherkung (12/12/2011) [-]
**mirtanlitherkung rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The joke they don't tell gay people ** chuck norris did this to me
#17 - creatorofmusk (12/12/2011) [-]
fear his wrath
fear his wrath
#119 - youarenotpermitted (12/12/2011) [-]
**youarenotpermitted rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Cat like to be in the BOX ** Chuck Norris did this to me.
#139 to #119 - Rhinocerilla (12/12/2011) [-]
**Rhinocerilla rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Not Sure ** MFW Chuck Norris gives me a dick in a box
#113 - stepping (12/12/2011) [-]
**stepping rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at 101 dalmations mind blown **  
chuck norris did this to me..
**stepping rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at 101 dalmations mind blown **
chuck norris did this to me..
#102 - killehkitteh (12/12/2011) [-]
shortly after posting this comment,the poster was killed and his body removed from existence.
User avatar #106 to #102 - doctorinthetardis (12/12/2011) [-]
What poster?
User avatar #111 to #106 - mrkek (12/12/2011) [-]
Who is he talking about? And what is this content?
User avatar #112 to #106 - Fgner (12/12/2011) [-]
Who are you replying to?
User avatar #115 to #106 - missmeme (12/12/2011) [-]
i'm 8 years old and what is this
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User avatar #80 to #57 - ultimoz (12/12/2011) [-]
dude ive seen that vid, they have equal strength, sometimes chuck owns bruce, sometimes bruce owns chuck...
#146 to #80 - John Cena (12/12/2011) [-]
Ok, time to show you what's wrong with your statement. First off, they sparred multiple time and was view by Bruce Lee's student Jack Summers 9th degree Dan in the Uechi system, head of the American Uechi association. Multiple times Bruce Lee gave Chuck tips since Chuck could not find ways around Bruce Lee since he understood what most of the older Martial Artist understood and was lost at this point in time in American Martial arts. Do not get me wrong Chuck is a great Martial Artist, but his skills were no where near as honed as Bruce Lee's since Bruce Lee broke down ever aspect of Martial Art and made it into a system he used with his body, or in other words, found everything that worked for him and made it his style. I be you also did not know that Bruce Lee had two different length legs, and do try that everyone does, cause yes I know, but Bruce Lee's was about 1 in shorter than the other, and this was a great advantage to him since he would use his shorter leg and lure people closer thinking they were fine at that reach, and Bruce Lee would hit them with his longer leg showing his tactics. By the time they figure it out he was already hitting them with multiple combinations of moves and combos. Chuck never had anything that could equal what Bruce Lee did for Martial Arts, Chuck just used his talents after Bruce Lee made Martial Arts main stream in America, and helped people understand the meaning of Martial Arts. You sir are a hipster that probably knows little to nothing about martial arts, and do not try to say I do not since I've studied it for years, 16 in total, and have a Black Belt in Uechi, Brown in Ju jitsu, Black in Tae Kwon Do, and Brown in Shin Gi Tae, plus I met Jack Summers multiple times since he's my teacher's teacher.
User avatar #147 to #146 - ultimoz (12/13/2011) [-]
calm down little anon, i'm not a hipster, you clearly love and honour Bruce lee.
You seriously went through all that just to say I know nothing about Bruce Lee? I just watched a ******* video, i didn't want to know his life story...
#71 to #57 - finalstrife (12/12/2011) [-]
This is what happen when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero, Bruce Lee came out and showed him the wronging of his ways!!!
#45 - savyx (12/12/2011) [-]
**savyx rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Lawyer cat **
User avatar #2 - talkingmouth (12/12/2011) [-]
**** Chuck Norrioasdnaosibdnaofuofoiasvnf oaindfp[aosdgnasgi ********* MEokanisdbaudfpiausgff[dnNAHHAsodbhnasoibpgasg
#3 to #2 - haloinblue (12/12/2011) [-]
odd.... he normally just kills them.... must be taking his time..
User avatar #8 to #3 - bobsuckit (12/12/2011) [-]
or hes just stretching
#9 to #8 - haloinblue (12/12/2011) [-]
ah...
#64 - pwnarn (12/12/2011) [-]
I say, i think this guy and Chuck have something in common.
User avatar #66 to #64 - towers (12/12/2011) [-]
I can bet that they have in common - fear from Chuck Norris.
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