Help a bro. I seriously hope you guys will help me.. that would save my christmas.. Merry christmas everybody!. Hey gugel 1. Se me and my mem brewer a lat en TN
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Help a bro

Help a bro. I seriously hope you guys will help me.. that would save my christmas.. Merry christmas everybody!. Hey gugel 1. Se me and my mem brewer a lat en TN

I seriously hope you guys will help me.. that would save my christmas..
Merry christmas everybody!

Hey gugel
1. Se me and my mem brewer a lat en TNT.
l made eem pasta a few timee, but never get
en frontpage..
2. We are and have always been a little law
xru: , that iss why l dent ewn an
zhex, and therefore my mem said thie..
me and me
Hey Aeriel"
lilley
If yeu get en frontpage,
befire chr% samas.
T will give yeu an thrax"
POKER F CE
POKER F CE
Thate a ******* deal."
POKER F CE
Se guys, fer the sake of chr% samas.
Help a bre and eware a thulhu
I KNOW THIN FEEL BRO
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#62 - deephalen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #73 to #62 - hibyeman (12/11/2011) [-]
you never specified that in the deal so therefore all he needs is front page. should've been more specific mother.
#252 to #73 - anon (12/11/2011) [-]
Are you talking in first or third person?
Are you talking in first or third person?
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#1490 to #252 - anarrowtotheknee has deleted their comment [-]
#293 - thisitesux (12/11/2011) [-]
what if this deal never happened

and hes just doing this for thumbs
#491 to #293 - anon (12/11/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 08** dubs will prove you you're wrong
#498 to #491 - thisitesux (12/11/2011) [-]
still right
#1619 to #293 - anon (12/12/2011) [-]
Sorry to hijack your comment but people should know this.
If it get's enough flags it will be taken down from the front page, it still has about 13 hours left up so this will be top content and might make one of the highest rated in FJ history.
So please, everyone flag this as porn so it gets removed ASAP.
User avatar #299 to #293 - HaxWater (12/11/2011) [-]
He is most likely doing it for thumbs, but 90% of FJ will thumb anyway for some odd reason
#2609 to #709 - twitchyseagull (12/12/2011) [-]
Hey david, its me.
Hey david, its me.
User avatar #3275 to #709 - darkoneten (12/13/2011) [-]
lol
#288 - guidhabaru (12/11/2011) [-]
Browse FJ with mom.... account name is "takealickbitch"
#2988 to #1488 - frostwulf (12/12/2011) [-]
Spot the bitch*
#266 - idontknowu (12/11/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#2507 to #266 - chamz (12/12/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - surrenderurwaffles (12/11/2011) [-]
why not just ask santa?
#3395 to #3 - furyofthestorm (12/13/2011) [-]
Read this in Riley's voice.
#892 to #3 - davegrowl (12/12/2011) [-]
<-Because
#1500 to #172 - huntinguy (12/12/2011) [-]
this is why they get ****
User avatar #191 to #172 - StraightxEdge (12/11/2011) [-]
I literally lol'd
#2718 to #63 - anon (12/12/2011) [-]
MFW seeing an image I made months ago.  
+thumb
MFW seeing an image I made months ago.
+thumb
#2826 to #2718 - kuukautisveri (12/12/2011) [-]
dedz to anon
#36 - irolledpony (12/11/2011) [-]
your mom knows fj?
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#3129 to #36 - savyx has deleted their comment [-]
#511 to #36 - anon (12/11/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 459,114,748**








#2896 to #511 - bahrami (12/12/2011) [-]
Nobody likes you Anon! Y U NO GET IT? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Nobody likes you Anon! Y U NO GET IT? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
#3124 to #36 - hanssen (12/12/2011) [-]
Best thread in years.
Best thread in years.
#3134 to #36 - savyx (12/12/2011) [-]
your mom knows FJ?
#3208 to #36 - SoundWave (12/12/2011) [-]
**SoundWave rolls 55** almost
#3210 to #3208 - SoundWave (12/12/2011) [-]
**SoundWave rolls 22** NO, I DON't WANT DUBS
#3211 to #3210 - SoundWave (12/12/2011) [-]
**SoundWave rolls 89** ok i give up
#42 to #36 - platefishgotdelete (12/11/2011) [-]
And all of FJ knows his mom... if ya know what I mean...
#44 to #42 - irolledpony (12/11/2011) [-]
is she an actress?
#90 to #46 - petersound (12/11/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#897 to #46 - davegrowl (12/12/2011) [-]
Well, what is she in?
#1367 to #897 - kingeckhardt (12/12/2011) [-]
Nothing, but I was in her.
#1426 to #1367 - davegrowl (12/12/2011) [-]
Are you a surgeon?
#2677 to #1426 - kingeckhardt (12/12/2011) [-]
You could say.
#528 to #46 - anon (12/11/2011) [-]
you two ******* guys just made my day
User avatar #271 to #46 - rzrback (12/11/2011) [-]
First laugh i've had in a while. Good effort sir, have a thumb or 17
#842 to #271 - fyerchan (12/11/2011) [-]
I was the 17th thumb! :D  
  
Gif unrelated :P
I was the 17th thumb! :D

Gif unrelated :P
#1272 to #842 - bromasubi (12/12/2011) [-]
thumbception
#1960 to #1272 - VVhat (12/12/2011) [-]
double thumbception
#3137 to #1272 - hetmartino (12/12/2011) [-]
even bigger thumbception
#3278 to #1272 - pinkiewe (12/13/2011) [-]
Biggest thumbception.
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#3277 to #1272 - pinkiewe has deleted their comment [-]
#1236 to #842 - tatonka (12/12/2011) [-]
I love this ****** gif.
User avatar #792 to #271 - damnponies ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
I love your profile pic :)
#1366 to #46 - hilawlious (12/12/2011) [-]
Best 			*******		 thing I've seen all day.
Best ******* thing I've seen all day.
#1739 to #46 - irageurage (12/12/2011) [-]
I can't read enough of this thread
I can't read enough of this thread
#1192 to #46 - kafrikon (12/12/2011) [-]
You made my day mate.
#92 to #46 - anon (12/11/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Beer Compilation 2 ** <---What she acts as.
#1471 to #879 - huntinguy (12/12/2011) [-]
yes the game is fun
#1480 to #1471 - anarrowtotheknee (12/12/2011) [-]
**anarrowtotheknee rolls 1,288** check em'
User avatar #415 to #92 - iizossim (12/11/2011) [-]
no... just... no...
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#952 to #415 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#939 to #46 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1002 to #44 - pastawins (12/12/2011) [-]
MFW I saw your username
User avatar #3466 - jettripleseven (12/28/2011) [-]
i thumb this down every day
User avatar #3472 to #3466 - blackline (01/03/2012) [-]
Still going strong
#3482 to #3466 - michaelz (01/20/2012) [-]
bro his account has been banned already
User avatar #3483 to #3482 - jettripleseven (01/20/2012) [-]
i want to see this get to negative pinkies. it's for my personal gain ^^
#3484 to #3483 - michaelz (01/21/2012) [-]
then I will gladly assist!
#3467 to #3466 - yayitzmatt (12/29/2011) [-]
Same. One day, we'll make it negative 3, and leave it at that. Because it's an awkward number.   
   
Gif related.
Same. One day, we'll make it negative 3, and leave it at that. Because it's an awkward number.

Gif related.
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#3471 to #3467 - jizzumz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3473 to #3471 - blackline (01/03/2012) [-]
make that 4 my friend
User avatar #3492 to #3473 - PvtDonut (05/25/2012) [-]
I wish to join this noble crusade, if you men will allow me.
#3495 to #3492 - anon (05/31/2012) [-]
I am still interested in getting this down to 0 Thumbs or less.
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#3498 to #3495 - jaykupself **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#290 - ronyx (12/11/2011) [-]
What you're actually getting.
#350 to #290 - schrades (12/11/2011) [-]
PCP, the fun drug.
User avatar #3489 - blackline (04/16/2012) [-]
Still thumbing this down. Every. Single. Day.
User avatar #3491 to #3489 - trappedtime (05/01/2012) [-]
How do you thumb it down multiple times?!
User avatar #3494 to #3491 - jettripleseven (05/29/2012) [-]
it forgets after a little while.
stay strong, we will get this whore down to 0 thumbs.
User avatar #3497 to #3494 - blackline (06/03/2012) [-]
It may take a year. Probably more, but if it means wiping this piece of **** off of our website's history then I will wait that long
User avatar #3373 to #3497 - trappedtime (09/01/2012) [-]
Well let's say it forgets after exactly 24 hours, which is one day.
So far, there are 2211 thumbs.
2211/365=6 years (assuming only one user continues their trend)
If more users did it on a daily basis, then you just multiply 365 by the number of users.
#314 - skwirl (12/11/2011) [-]
How would your mom feel if she knew she raised a thumb whore?

#326 to #314 - dickorcock (12/11/2011) [-]
Then, on Christmas morning.......

"Oh son, I meant get front page with funny OC, not whore yourself out for thumbs"!
#614 to #326 - zionsype (12/11/2011) [-]
>steal other comment from front page,
>get thumbs anyway
>MFW
#654 to #314 - mikeeninetythree (12/11/2011) [-]
Not until 4....
#1809 to #341 - miikeg (12/12/2011) [-]
Stephen Harper?!
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#160 - rapezone **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#163 to #160 - takealickbitch (12/11/2011) [-]
where did you read that we dont have any money??
#179 to #163 - skwirl (12/11/2011) [-]
Gee, I have know idea where he could have gotten that impression...
User avatar #321 to #179 - takealickbitch (12/11/2011) [-]
"we are low economically" - we dont have that much money
"poor" - aint got money at all
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#1234 to #321 - catwifdagat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #325 to #321 - skwirl (12/11/2011) [-]
And getting thumbs on Funny Junk makes you economically stable enough to afford a, so previously over expensive, Xbox?
User avatar #334 to #325 - takealickbitch (12/11/2011) [-]
nope.. but because i have such an awesome mother, she spend money for presents instead of using them on something else.. period..
User avatar #348 to #334 - skwirl (12/11/2011) [-]
Sorry, can you repeat that in English?
User avatar #356 to #348 - takealickbitch (12/11/2011) [-]
sorry, my english isnt perfect.. but i can try again.. my mom spend less money on semething else, so she has more money to spend on christmas presents.. a lot of people do that during christmas, you dont seem to be aware of that..
#1295 to #356 - krispybananaz (12/12/2011) [-]
you amuse me keep saying more words, or i will make you dance for my liking
you amuse me keep saying more words, or i will make you dance for my liking
User avatar #372 to #356 - skwirl (12/11/2011) [-]
And how does getting front page on Funny Junk help this?
#3259 to #356 - trollsidon (12/12/2011) [-]
Dirty slut.
Get the **** out no one wants you on funnyjunk...
And plus you should of already moved out with your mother ******* dumbass.
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#3293 to #163 - heyheygurl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #315 to #163 - swedz (12/11/2011) [-]
Stupid wanker!
User avatar #1365 to #163 - jooby (12/12/2011) [-]
You said it yourself dumbass!
#3448 to #163 - trollsidon (12/13/2011) [-]
Your the dumbest bitch on funnyjunk....
Your the dumbest bitch on funnyjunk....
#166 to #160 - skwirl (12/11/2011) [-]
Didn't you hear thumb whoring is the new modern currency.
#1 - anon (12/11/2011) [-]
Family is having hard times making ends meet:

Can still afford internet and other things that are not vital. Will buy gaming console for a thumbwhore wanting OP if gets FP.

SEEMS LEGIT

#3271 - anon (12/13/2011) [-]
It's just lovely to refresh and see the thumbs go down slowly.
User avatar #3273 to #3271 - spazzin (12/13/2011) [-]
The first time i agreed with an anon
#3288 to #3273 - mehkewl (12/13/2011) [-]
totally true
#2871 - gotobed (12/12/2011) [-]
**gotobed rolls 55**
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