My life. . i love You.. Step one, find the perfect girl. Step two, graduate high school with her Step three, she leaves the state (completely out of the blue) and never talks to you ag
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#31 - Cyno (12/11/2011) [-]
Step one, find the perfect girl.
Step two, graduate high school with her
Step three, she leaves the state (completely out of the blue) and never talks to you again
Step four, she's with another guy (you know this because of someone telling you [because she unfriended you on facebook])
Step five, she has a kid with him and she's beautiful
Step six, you get a letter
Step seven, you read the letter...
Dear ____,
I know what I did to you wasn't fair, and I hope you weren't as heart broken as I was. I hope you know that I left you out of selflessness. I realized I was pregnant in early June and, so as to let you know right away, she's your daughter.
Of the two of us, I saw that you had a future and I was not going to jeopardize that. I loved you too much. I found a man who was willing to take care of us for a while, but he is leaving his previous life behind and joining a covenant. He has left me $690,000. This is coming to you in the form of $200 checks until the sum is depleted.
I am dying, and I want you to take our daughter. Her name is Viola, named after the instrument you played in the orchestra. I hope you are well suited to take care of her.
In love I left you, it was always you. It wasn't fair that I left, but for your sake I just had to walk out the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#171 to #31 - MonkeyLaffs (12/11/2011) [-]
Who names their kid Viola anyway!?
#100 to #31 - anon (12/11/2011) [-]
If that were real, I'd be pissed that she interfered with our love. Seriously, that's retarded. Who cares about my future? I'd just want to spend it with her.
User avatar #126 to #31 - willowpuff (12/11/2011) [-]
You bastard! I was so into that, and actually let out a "you ****** " under my breath at the end.
#55 to #31 - anon (12/11/2011) [-]
i first noticed something was afoot when i played the violin. Not the viola!
User avatar #39 to #31 - thatevanguy (12/11/2011) [-]
Oh god...sadness...

:'(
User avatar #44 to #31 - milkandmore (12/11/2011) [-]
You evil ******* genius! :D
That was giving me the tinglies and everything.
#50 to #31 - brainix (12/11/2011) [-]
Dammit.. I spent 5 minutes trying to find a baaw gif... I forgot to read the last line.
User avatar #45 to #31 - ithrowstarz (12/11/2011) [-]
definitely a better love story than twilight.
User avatar #49 - rubyasshole (12/11/2011) [-]
I sent it to my ex-gf about 7 months ago... she asked me to shut up and leave her alone
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#129 - alphajunk (12/11/2011) [-]
Meanwhile in Rebecca blacks life...
Meanwhile in Rebecca blacks life...
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#114 - coolstorysis (12/11/2011) [-]
"So what college do you go to?"
"Oh, you know, College Community College."
#106 to #78 - rubyasshole (12/11/2011) [-]
It's just a... half of your life
#60 - SketchArtist (12/11/2011) [-]
that child is naked.
User avatar #103 to #60 - norriz (12/11/2011) [-]
when i saw this in the comments i scrolled all the way back to the top to check. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!!?
#119 - dtcrawl (12/11/2011) [-]
**** never works out like that though

Was with a girl for 3 ******* years. About to pop the question (I'm only 23, 21 at the time), but I thought she was the one

Find out she was cheating on me with my best friend
**** her

Women bring out the worst in us
#120 to #119 - sethoven (12/11/2011) [-]
Damn man. Sorry to hear that :/
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User avatar #72 to #70 - xxAnnekaxx (12/11/2011) [-]
Me too :( Funny Junk is cruel
#139 - BingoFingaz (12/11/2011) [-]
Her at college
Her at college
#141 - ibamf (12/11/2011) [-]
Meanwhile, between steps 3 and 4
#81 - desmondaltairezio (12/11/2011) [-]
how its actually going to end
#133 - imgettingtherake (12/11/2011) [-]
Too bad that won't happen.
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#92 - cowisbeast (12/11/2011) [-]
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#64 - ragingbrony ONLINE (12/11/2011) [-]
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How it really will be when you're both older.
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