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Pm not ashamed to . .
admit Pm a Christian. (Ill':
A Christian,
you say'?
Keep all 111}; decrees and all my laws and them. I am the LORD.
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Leather
Uh oh. it Hey Moses!
What was the typical punishment
for breaking God' s law?
I always enjoyed
a good stoning.
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User avatar #1415 - pnyklr (02/27/2012) [-]
“‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’[b] 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”
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User avatar #1397 - Cainamogel (12/14/2011) [-]
Favorite added sucessfully...
#1388 - anonymous (12/13/2011) [-]
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#1398 to #1388 - aryzona **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1414 to #1398 - toonlinktwentytwo (02/09/2012) [-]
you just became the proof
User avatar #1387 - CTscan (12/13/2011) [-]
this true?
User avatar #1307 - cfeuer (12/11/2011) [-]
Bible also says not to shave, which the fat one does well at too :P
#1285 - trooled (12/11/2011) [-]
JESU CRISTO
#1284 - hankhillsuper (12/11/2011) [-]
you people here are just scared of republicans,especially rick perry. You all are sad that Obama is gonna lose the election and all u democrats are gonna cry. HEY DEMOCRATS, take Obama and shove him up ur asses.
User avatar #1315 to #1284 - xhaze (12/11/2011) [-]
Scared? Doubt it, if the GOP put forward a genuinely strong candidate Obama would probably be toast, due to the lefts disappointment with him (and the rights outright hatred of him), but with all the negative press Rick Perry's been bringing on himself lately the democrats are probably praying he gets the nomination.
#1380 to #1315 - hankhillsuper (12/12/2011) [-]
Republicans can pull off michelle bachmann,newt gingrich,ron paul,rick perry,Mitt romney. U democrats only have Barack Osama. **** them
User avatar #1382 to #1380 - xhaze (12/12/2011) [-]
The general consensus among the left seems to be that Obama is a disappointment, so if Mitt Romney (or perhaps Ron Paul.. tho i doubt it) becomes the GOP's nominee I can see a fairly good chance of Obama losing.

But my point was this, although the base that got Obama elected first time round is far less enthusiastic now, they will likely still be moved to vote again against candidates like Bachmann or Perry, who are more or less seen as a joke now, as this latest ad campaign of his demonstrates, beating Justin Beiber as the most hated video on YouTube is no small accomplishment.

But comedy tho they may be they are nonetheless seen as bad jokes to be kept out of the white house at all cost's. This is why I thought it was stupid to say that Democrats are scared of Perry, they are scared of him getting in yes but not of him running because he wont succeed, he would re-energize the lefts voting base to keep him out (same with Bachmann).

By the way you call him Barack Osama so I guess you're going with the "he's a secret Muslim" line, does this mean you disagree with Rick Perry's ad that claims he has a war on religion? You can't have both and be consistent.
User avatar #1293 to #1284 - kabizus (12/11/2011) [-]
LOL The only person out of the GOP that has a chance of going against Obama is Ron Paul.
#1379 to #1293 - hankhillsuper (12/12/2011) [-]
Ok dude republicans can pull off michelle bachmann,newt gingrich,ron paul,rick perry,Mitt romney. U democrats can only pull Barack Obama or Richard Simmonsgot activist Randall Terry at this point. The chance of Democrats winning in 2012 is 0 to nothing. And all Democrats wanna do is raise tax,raise tax,and raise tax. Republicans are not about that.
User avatar #1385 to #1379 - kabizus (12/12/2011) [-]
Wow you truly are a Republican. ******* stupid.
#1392 to #1385 - hankhillsuper (12/13/2011) [-]
democrats and athiests are ******* stupid. speak on behalf of their dumb asses.
User avatar #1393 to #1392 - kabizus (12/13/2011) [-]
I honestly don't get why I dragged myself into this argument.



Democrats are for the poor and peace.


Republicans are for the rich and hate.

Atheists have nothing to do with politics.
#1411 to #1393 - Cheesybro (12/31/2011) [-]
pretty much related
pretty much related
#1394 to #1393 - hankhillsuper (12/13/2011) [-]
'Democrats are for the poor' yea my ass, thats why all they do is raise taxes. You make alot of sense.
User avatar #1395 to #1394 - kabizus (12/14/2011) [-]
Democrats are Liberals as Republicans are Conservatives.

Democrats SUPPORT welfare.

Republicans do not.

taxes has nothing to do with it.
#1396 to #1395 - hankhillsuper (12/14/2011) [-]
Taxes actually do. You see homeless people on the street collecting change in a jar, what do they do with that money?? They buy smokes that cost 10 dollars a pack, in 2007 it was about 4 or 5 dollars. Once the Obama pretty little princess in a dressistration stepped in it went to over 12 bucks. And that increase is a result of taxation. AND what about the ******* taxes us Americans have to pay, they go up every year dont get me wrong but ever since this Obama pretty little princess in a dressistration has come they have increased it. Same with property taxes. AND 'these homeless people that democrats take care of' don't or cant own houses cause these Democrats say they are creating jobs, but what jobs? You cant even get a job with a degree. My friend has a masters degree in journalism and no one has excepted him, cause why?? Ur Democratic pretty little princess in a dressistration cant make jobs and i use the word 'cant' because they are incapable of doing so.
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#1400 to #1399 - hankhillsuper (12/17/2011) [-]
I agree there but also I don't agree. Medicare is gonna be even a HUGER issue then what it is now when we turn into senior citizens. By then we probably wont even have medicare and we wont get our 401k. Honestly we need a great president to pull us out of this **** hole that we are in now. We are getting dug even deeper by the year. Democrats are mostly to fault in my opinion. And sure there is homeless people that don't wanna work but LOOK AT THE UNEMPLOYMENT. There is a ton of unemployed people who wanna work but cant cause there is NO JOBS
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#1402 to #1401 - hankhillsuper (12/18/2011) [-]
Dude u gotta get a degree in foreign auto-mechanics such as german,chinese,japanese automobiles. The USA is dead. And i shut that guy kabizus up, he didnt even respond to it lol
#1271 - anonymous (12/11/2011) [-]
Has there been a bug? My account is gone
User avatar #1275 to #1271 - tkuja (12/11/2011) [-]
And just like that it's back
User avatar #1274 to #1271 - dreamthrow (12/11/2011) [-]
Yiure anon: no one hears your screams
User avatar #1276 to #1274 - dreamthrow (12/11/2011) [-]
*you're
#1269 - MrNorrissBeard (12/11/2011) [-]
The Old Testament was not written to the people of this age. It was written for our learning, and I know I'm going to get ridiculed for this, but in Romans 10:4 God says, "For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth." God sent Jesus Christ to end the law, so that in this pretty little princess in a dressistration of grace (Unmerited Divine Favor) we could **** **** , sometimes royally, and get up brush ourselves off and forget about it. In Romans 4:16a, "Therefore it is of faith, that it might be by grace; to the end the promise might be sure to all the seed; not to that only which is of the law." God says you have to believe for his grace to allow him to act in Satan's world, to help you through your life. I know I'm going to get lots of red thumbs for this, but I couldn't just sit idly by any longer. I'm not trying to convert anyone, but I really don't like it when people slander God's word.
#1306 to #1269 - anonmator (12/11/2011) [-]
Pic's not sarcasm. :^)
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#1264 - CentraSpike (12/11/2011) [-]
**CentraSpike rolls 997** trips and Perry wins the election
#1265 to #1264 - CentraSpike (12/11/2011) [-]
that was a close call... for all of us
User avatar #1298 to #1265 - jafkdb (12/11/2011) [-]
I wanted Cain to win. Now that he's gone I want Newt Gingrich to win and we could do a lot worse than Rick Perry, Obama could win again. That would be the end of this country. Unemployment and debt would continue to rise until every industry collapses.
#1374 to #1298 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
Oh really? The end of this country? Because it was the Bush years and the Reagan years that really started all of that **** .
User avatar #1381 to #1374 - jafkdb (12/12/2011) [-]
Um Reagan was a great President. The last Bush had his moments, but I will admit that he did several things wrong. But the bleeding could have been stopped. But Obama's stimulus packages to failing companies like Solyndra, and his trillion dollar health care system that most people didnt want, have made things much much worse. Now small businesses that are now being forced to pay for government healthcare have come out and said that they cant hire any more people or expand their operation because of these newly required costs.
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#1261 - Zafrox (12/11/2011) [-]
lol
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#1236 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
Please! Could someone help me write a 70 word long spanish text about winter vacation about what I'm going to do? It just needs to be in simple spanish! I would thumb up everything you ever made, subscripe and favorite everything! Send me a PM if you could help me!   
  
I'm sorry for doing this, FJ, but it's due tomorrow and I'm close enough to being expelled as it is!
Please! Could someone help me write a 70 word long spanish text about winter vacation about what I'm going to do? It just needs to be in simple spanish! I would thumb up everything you ever made, subscripe and favorite everything! Send me a PM if you could help me!

I'm sorry for doing this, FJ, but it's due tomorrow and I'm close enough to being expelled as it is!
#1375 to #1236 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
Do your own work you lazy, retarded **** .
#1303 to #1236 - CentraSpike (12/11/2011) [-]
Algunos dicen que las vacacciones del inveirno constituyen un momento para pasar la vida con su familia. Dicen que es un momento para reflejar sobre los eventos del ano, visitar con viejos amigos, y por supuesto hacer las festividades. Pero yo no estoy de consejo con estas personas. Cunado regreso a mi casa para las vacacciones, siempre hago la misma cosa. No hablo a nigun amigo, ningun miembro de mi familia, ni a nadie. Para mi, el invierno es un rato para pasar la vida por el internet, en mi sitio de web favorito, You need to login to view this link

Siempre Solo,
Veganbro
#1309 to #1303 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
Thank you! Al though my mental reliability would probably be evaluated if I gave that to my teacher!

Siempre Sole = Forever alone, right? xD

Thanks anyway! These posts are funny! I may make a comp of the replies I've gotten!
#1288 to #1236 - boredomavenger (12/11/2011) [-]
Me gusta dar largos paseos en la playa con mi amigo Jorje, aunque no le gusta que la fuerza de mi mascota calamares a acariciar su ****** , el hombre. Si todo esto falla tal vez podría devolver el favor y me dejó a mi manera con su hermana de 10 años, Cornholio. Ella tiene una oferta, culo flexible ... Que sólo pide ser usada para fines inapropiados. He aquí unas cuantas palabras más.

72 words, I hope this helps :)
#1299 to #1288 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
Octupus ******* <3
User avatar #1277 to #1236 - KrissenKagamine (12/11/2011) [-]
Durante mis vacaciones, me va a pasar tiempo con mi familia. Voy a estar disfrutando de tiempo con mis hermanos, tías, tíos y padres. Espero tener un montón de regalos para Navidad y Año Nuevo. Si nieva, voy a ir en trineo y divertirme con mis amigos en la nieve. También voy a usar estas vacaciones como una oportunidad para ponerse al día en cualquier trabajo escolar que falta que pueda tener En su mayor parte, estas vacaciones será bueno para sentarse y disfrutar. (This is Spanish coming from a straight-blooded German, so it may not be good. It's not all seventy, but you should be able to add some.)
#1287 to #1277 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
Btw, here's a no-homo ich liebe dich! (pretty much the only Deutsch I am sure about!)
#1286 to #1277 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
Thanks man! I'm from Denmark, but I just started spanish class 3 months ago. They expect too much! This have to be in near-future, which I forgot to write, but some of this is! Thanks, bro! You are one hell of a GGG! You all are! Thanks, from the bottom of my heart!
User avatar #1291 to #1286 - KrissenKagamine (12/11/2011) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #1272 to #1236 - thatsimple (12/11/2011) [-]
id do it but i dont know a word spanish. hope you find some help
#1279 to #1272 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
Thanks! 3 people already did it! Wow.
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#1290 to #1270 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
Wtf? I just read it; is that the summary of Brokeback Mountain or something?! Jokes on me -.-
#1282 to #1270 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
Thank you so much, bro! I can't describe how much I appreciate all this help! You guys may have saved my ass from getting expelled! I... love... you...
Seriously! me gusta!
Faith in FunnyJunk's kindness ************** restored!

I love you!
#1253 to #1236 - anonymous (12/11/2011) [-]
No, because your a vegan.
#1256 to #1253 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
What do you mean? "your A, vegan!"?
Please use proper grammar, anon.
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#1304 to #1301 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
Technically grammar includes semantics... I'm just saiyan!
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#1313 to #1310 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
So, yeah. Grammar includes semantics and linguistics includes both.
#1312 to #1310 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
"Linguistics is the scientific study of human language. Linguistics can be broadly broken into three categories or subfields of study: language form, language meaning, and language in context. The first is the study of language structure, or grammar"
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#1317 to #1314 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
He meant "you're a vegan". Therefore it was a mistake in his grammar, that CHANGED the semantic of the text. Not the other way around.
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#1326 to #1318 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
"your" and "you're" are homophones, but not homonyms. They are spelled differently. Seems to me that I'm not the one who are not intelligent enough here. Troll.
#1327 to #1326 - fistbumpfacepump (12/11/2011) [-]
Umad bro? Yeah, U mad... also semantics...
#1370 to #1327 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
I ain't even mad. That you deleted all your posts just show that I won this argument.
#1251 to #1236 - anonymous (12/11/2011) [-]
No ONE CARES
User avatar #1245 to #1236 - TheZohan (12/11/2011) [-]
Google translate.
#1249 to #1245 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
Thank you, but it translates even worse than me and if I get caught doing that then I'm getting expelled for sure!
#1243 to #1236 - anonymous (12/11/2011) [-]
gtfo off FJ and write it you stupid ****
#1248 to #1243 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
I'm stuck ffs! How long would it take a spnish person to write 70 words? No time. Me? A year.
User avatar #1241 to #1236 - cancerousiguana (12/11/2011) [-]
try getting off the ******* computer.
#1247 to #1241 - veganbro (12/11/2011) [-]
I'm writing it on the computer... but, so far' I've gotten "Tengo que trabajar durante las vacaciones" and I'm stuck and not even sure it's right.
#1267 to #1247 - anonymous (12/11/2011) [-]
Mi chiqote es tan grande y todos los ninas quieren chuparlo porque los ninas son ninas muy malas. Tambien yo megusta chupar a los pelotas porque SOY UN Richard Simmons
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#1244 to #1235 - FelipeRuiz (12/11/2011) [-]
'sup, 						******					?  
Welcome to FunnyJunk. Here's your complimentary reaction image. A top shelf one, if I do say so myself.
'sup, ****** ?
Welcome to FunnyJunk. Here's your complimentary reaction image. A top shelf one, if I do say so myself.
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#1231 - anonymous (12/11/2011) [-]
Hey guys, I'm not a Christian, but at this point I don't think most Christians interpret all of the bible literally.
It's just as stupid for atheists to attack religion, as it is for religion to attack atheists.
Neither side is going to have an epiphany, and suddenly convert.
Just let people do what they want to do...
#1254 to #1231 - shootindownsnoopy (12/11/2011) [-]
Yup. But everybody just loves a good flame war. It's just so clever and civilised to hurl insults in anonymity at complete strangers over the internet
Yup. But everybody just loves a good flame war. It's just so clever and civilised to hurl insults in anonymity at complete strangers over the internet
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