Men vs Women. . Problem No confidence No money No college plans No friends Boring Obscure interests Quiet Rejects a member of the opposite sex Expects sex as pa
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Men vs Women

Problem
No confidence
No money
No college plans
No friends
Boring
Obscure interests
Quiet
Rejects a member of
the opposite sex
Expects sex as part of a
relationship
Not in the mood for sex
Bad in bed
Raped and needs help
Want to end your current
marriage
****** , low end job with
no career prospects
Own guns
Don' t want an expensive
wedding
Don' t play sports or go to
the gym
Your country has
conscription
You world is
biased
gender and you seek
equality
You aren' t physically
capable ofthe work
You a en t attractive
Had sex with an
underaged member ofthe
opposite sex
Throw an emotional
tantrum to try and get
your way
Hit your spouse during an
argument
Expect gifts during
valentine' s day and other
holidays
Wants to feel as much
pleasure as possible
during sex
You can' t cook and don' t
want to do the housework
You are into hobbies like
video games, anime and
other stuff most people
consider "weird"
You want to wait till
marriage for sex
You are a homosexual or
Want a wide variety of
clothing and fashion
styles
Enjoy masturbation
Feel horny, want to get a
one night stand
Dump your current
partner
Crying and being
emotional
Have a particular sexual
fetish (bdsm, uniforms,
etc)
He' ll ask me out
He' ll pay
He doesn t even ask
It' s expected of me
He' ll pretend to
be interested
I just have to look good
He obviously didn' t
meet her
requirements
You are a assertive,
liberated woman
It' s expected
Just lie back.
Tons groups
and everyone is
sympathetic
File a divorce, get half
ofyour husband' s
assets, and
upgrade to a
hotter/ richer man
All you have to do is be
good looking
Brave woman who is
taking action to defend
herself
Knows howto handle
and plan
forthe future
It' s expected
The men defend you
fortree, employers
prefered hire you
due to no reservist
obligations
Millions
around the world agree
and supporters
Standards will be
lowered foryou to be
fair"
Eventually someone
will still settle for you
Slap on the wrist,
everyone says the boy
was really lucky
Just use the "' s that
time ofthe month
excuse" or "women
are more emotional"
He' s a man, he can
take it. He probably
deserved it too!
Its a girl' s special day,
the man should
pamper her!
It' s expected and
encouraged fora
woman to orgasm as
fast and as much as
possible
You are a liberated
woman! You don' t have
to do those things
anymore!
Guys will still like you
People
are pure and innocent.
Guys are expected to
daitouryou.
Guys thinkyou are
really hot
Near infinite choices
No social stigma, guys
think it' s hot and are
happy that a woman
knows how her body
works
Go to the nearest
bar/ club/ etc, sit or
stand at the bar and
give the international
signal of "woman
drink".
Wait for someone to
butyou a drink. **** .
You go girl! He
obviously wasn' t
good
enough!
Men will rush to
comforters
That is soomo hot!
You' re ******
You' re ******
You' re ******
You' re ******
You' re ******
You' re ******
You' re ******
People accuse you of
being gay
Hearst wants to get in
her pants!!!
You must be either gay
or impotent!
Worthless man! Dump
him and find someone
who can satisfy you!
Everyone thinks you are
lying because "it' s
impossible to rape a
man"
Have your life
completely destroyed by
biased courts
You' re ******
Crazy gun nut that
doesn' t really need
guns
You' re ******
Everyone thinks you are
a loser
You' re ******
Pussy! Grow some balls!
Everyone thinks you are
a loser
You are ****** , unless
you are rich/ famous
and marry a gold digger
Raped to death in
prison
Everyone thinks you are
a spoilt child
SPOUSAL ABUSE!!! CALL
THE COPS!!!
You are already getting
sex, what more do you
If you orgasm before the
woman is satisfied, you
are a failure
What a lazy slob! You
just want a woman to do
it for you!
You are a loser nerd
with no life! You should
work out more and get
more money!
What a creep! Dump
him! He' s probably a
crazy religious nut!
You are the primary
target of LGBT violence,
your male friends now
avoid you because they
are scared they will be
mistaken foryour sexual
partner
Female fashion stores
outnumber male ones
by at least and you
are only allowed to wear
a bland shirt + pants to
work, or a suit
People think you are a
loser who can' t get a
girlfriend
Spend hours getting
multiple rejections at
bars/ clubs/ etc because
you are not
handsome/ rich enough
or being used as a free
drink dispenser.
Typical playboy! He was
probably cheating on
hertog!
Everyone thinks you are
a pussy
Omg are you a rapist?)
Get away from me
creeper!
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#43 - icedcarbon ONLINE (12/10/2011) [-]
<--- MFW I finished reading it all.
#19 - rubberfruit (12/10/2011) [-]
dumb bitch
dumb bitch
#31 to #19 - kevinsm (12/10/2011) [-]
Thats genius!
User avatar #429 to #19 - thepsycho (12/10/2011) [-]
It looks like he just orgasm'd
#232 to #19 - furrytoes (12/10/2011) [-]
Seems Legit.
He did not make contact with her.
User avatar #22 to #19 - php (12/10/2011) [-]
Chinese William Shatner?
#13 - hargleblarg (12/10/2011) [-]
Not sure if I'm ******

Or...No. Wait. I'm ****** .
#224 - serker (12/10/2011) [-]
Yea ! and when girl sleeps with 5 guys it's &quot;slutty&quot; and when the guy does the same it's homosexual !?
Yea ! and when girl sleeps with 5 guys it's "slutty" and when the guy does the same it's homosexual !?
#333 - hoban (12/10/2011) [-]
Did reading this piss any1 else off? it did for me when i noticed how true it is -.-
#36 - sosyourmom (12/10/2011) [-]
Stay strong boys, and always remember your Ghandi
User avatar #11 - fuckfacez (12/10/2011) [-]
i relized that if a male fights a female and wins he's a dick and if he loses he's a pussy
User avatar #26 to #11 - Pharonix (12/10/2011) [-]
My mom's words too,
"maybe if I let you hit them once or twice, you wouldn't have grown up such a pussy."
Thanks for the love mom!
User avatar #25 to #11 - Pharonix (12/10/2011) [-]
I'm not even allowed to hit my sisters,
even if they kick me in the balls 47 times first.

My parents threatened to destroy all my tech stuff and disown me and stop paying for college if I do.

Equal rights my ******* ASS.
#3 - nadastress (12/09/2011) [-]
**nadastress rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at Sex tips for girls ** is it something wrong with me because i laughed at "raped to death" part?
User avatar #12 to #3 - ohshitizgravitycat (12/10/2011) [-]
no..... not at all....... I laughed also XD
User avatar #379 to #12 - nadastress (12/10/2011) [-]
oh good phuh!
#373 - accdodson (12/10/2011) [-]
boobs:

nice.

ewww, go workout!!!


complete double standard.
User avatar #9 - AMTZ (12/09/2011) [-]
This wasn't even remotely funny because it's so true. Damn women. -_-
#335 to #9 - cjasper (12/10/2011) [-]
I know what u mean
#651 - tigerlilies (12/10/2011) [-]
pic related I think
+20
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#220 - limey (12/10/2011) [-]
#505 - sydeia (12/10/2011) [-]
While this post has a lot of truth, I do have some issues with it.  
  
It's really comparing the life of an attractive woman to an average/below average guy. What about the ugly girls? They don't really get these benefits. But they're not people anyway, right?   
  
Except the divorce one. 			****		 everything about that.
While this post has a lot of truth, I do have some issues with it.

It's really comparing the life of an attractive woman to an average/below average guy. What about the ugly girls? They don't really get these benefits. But they're not people anyway, right?

Except the divorce one. **** everything about that.
User avatar #518 to #505 - mazic (12/10/2011) [-]
Oh please. I've seen the ugliest girls have guys practically trampling over each other for a girl just because she's a gamer or some **** . Then again, that's pretty much a gem where I'm from.
#520 to #518 - sydeia (12/10/2011) [-]
Lucky them. It's not like that where I am.
User avatar #523 to #520 - mazic (12/10/2011) [-]
Huh. Poor you. Still though, since guys are pretty much always horny there's gotta be at least one who would tap that at the very least.
#337 - thatcreepyguy (12/10/2011) [-]
A third of these were right,
A third of these were exaggerated (I would defiantly mind if a girl was boring),
And a third of these have been recognized by people everywhere.
User avatar #353 to #337 - asmodeu (12/10/2011) [-]
Another third of these have been socially proven and the final tenth of these uncharacteristic to some regions in the world.

They are the 140%
#500 - bigsaltyballs (12/10/2011) [-]
my face when this relates to all of us
my face when this relates to all of us
#416 - XPurdonx **User deleted account** (12/10/2011) [-]
+1
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