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Men vs Women

Problem
No confidence
No money
No college plans
No friends
Boring
Obscure interests
Quiet
Rejects a member of
the opposite sex
Expects sex as part of a
relationship
Not in the mood for sex
Bad in bed
Raped and needs help
Want to end your current
marriage
****** , low end job with
no career prospects
Own guns
Don' t want an expensive
wedding
Don' t play sports or go to
the gym
Your country has
conscription
You world is
biased
gender and you seek
equality
You aren' t physically
capable ofthe work
You a en t attractive
Had sex with an
underaged member ofthe
opposite sex
Throw an emotional
tantrum to try and get
your way
Hit your spouse during an
argument
Expect gifts during
valentine' s day and other
holidays
Wants to feel as much
pleasure as possible
during sex
You can' t cook and don' t
want to do the housework
You are into hobbies like
video games, anime and
other stuff most people
consider "weird"
You want to wait till
marriage for sex
You are a homosexual or
Want a wide variety of
clothing and fashion
styles
Enjoy masturbation
Feel horny, want to get a
one night stand
Dump your current
partner
Crying and being
emotional
Have a particular sexual
fetish (bdsm, uniforms,
etc)
He' ll ask me out
He' ll pay
He doesn t even ask
It' s expected of me
He' ll pretend to
be interested
I just have to look good
He obviously didn' t
meet her
requirements
You are a assertive,
liberated woman
It' s expected
Just lie back.
Tons groups
and everyone is
sympathetic
File a divorce, get half
ofyour husband' s
assets, and
upgrade to a
hotter/ richer man
All you have to do is be
good looking
Brave woman who is
taking action to defend
herself
Knows howto handle
and plan
forthe future
It' s expected
The men defend you
fortree, employers
prefered hire you
due to no reservist
obligations
Millions
around the world agree
and supporters
Standards will be
lowered foryou to be
fair"
Eventually someone
will still settle for you
Slap on the wrist,
everyone says the boy
was really lucky
Just use the "' s that
time ofthe month
excuse" or "women
are more emotional"
He' s a man, he can
take it. He probably
deserved it too!
Its a girl' s special day,
the man should
pamper her!
It' s expected and
encouraged fora
woman to orgasm as
fast and as much as
possible
You are a liberated
woman! You don' t have
to do those things
anymore!
Guys will still like you
People
are pure and innocent.
Guys are expected to
daitouryou.
Guys thinkyou are
really hot
Near infinite choices
No social stigma, guys
think it' s hot and are
happy that a woman
knows how her body
works
Go to the nearest
bar/ club/ etc, sit or
stand at the bar and
give the international
signal of "woman
drink".
Wait for someone to
butyou a drink. **** .
You go girl! He
obviously wasn' t
good
enough!
Men will rush to
comforters
That is soomo hot!
You' re ******
You' re ******
You' re ******
You' re ******
You' re ******
You' re ******
You' re ******
People accuse you of
being gay
Hearst wants to get in
her pants!!!
You must be either gay
or impotent!
Worthless man! Dump
him and find someone
who can satisfy you!
Everyone thinks you are
lying because "it' s
impossible to rape a
man"
Have your life
completely destroyed by
biased courts
You' re ******
Crazy gun nut that
doesn' t really need
guns
You' re ******
Everyone thinks you are
a loser
You' re ******
Pussy! Grow some balls!
Everyone thinks you are
a loser
You are ****** , unless
you are rich/ famous
and marry a gold digger
Raped to death in
prison
Everyone thinks you are
a spoilt child
SPOUSAL ABUSE!!! CALL
THE COPS!!!
You are already getting
sex, what more do you
If you orgasm before the
woman is satisfied, you
are a failure
What a lazy slob! You
just want a woman to do
it for you!
You are a loser nerd
with no life! You should
work out more and get
more money!
What a creep! Dump
him! He' s probably a
crazy religious nut!
You are the primary
target of LGBT violence,
your male friends now
avoid you because they
are scared they will be
mistaken foryour sexual
partner
Female fashion stores
outnumber male ones
by at least and you
are only allowed to wear
a bland shirt + pants to
work, or a suit
People think you are a
loser who can' t get a
girlfriend
Spend hours getting
multiple rejections at
bars/ clubs/ etc because
you are not
handsome/ rich enough
or being used as a free
drink dispenser.
Typical playboy! He was
probably cheating on
hertog!
Everyone thinks you are
a pussy
Omg are you a rapist?)
Get away from me
creeper!
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#19 - rubberfruit (12/10/2011) [+] (4 replies)
dumb bitch
dumb bitch
User avatar #9 - AMTZ (12/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This wasn't even remotely funny because it's so true. Damn women. -_-
User avatar #11 - fuckfacez (12/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i relized that if a male fights a female and wins he's a dick and if he loses he's a pussy
#13 - hargleblarg (12/10/2011) [-]
Not sure if I'm ******

Or...No. Wait. I'm ****** .
#43 - icedcarbon (12/10/2011) [-]
<--- MFW I finished reading it all.
#390 - billydabob (12/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#229 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2011) [+] (16 replies)
well i have no conifdence  
no money  
no college plans  
no friends  
i'm boring  
i'm quite  
i don't play sports  
i'm ugly  
i play video games and watch anime  
  
my question is:  
  
should i kill myself now or just wait until i die alone?  
  
inb4 no one takes me seriously because i'm anon
well i have no conifdence
no money
no college plans
no friends
i'm boring
i'm quite
i don't play sports
i'm ugly
i play video games and watch anime

my question is:

should i kill myself now or just wait until i die alone?

inb4 no one takes me seriously because i'm anon


#242 to #229 - koalafication (12/10/2011) [-]
Listen here, anon.

I'm going to go through the checklist here:

You have no money = You don't have a job
You have no college plans = You haven't attended college yet, therefore are under the age of 21
You have no friends = You're lying, or you're trying to fit in with groups who you wouldn't be happy with anyway
You're boring = You're lying
You're quiet = You're quiet until you get to know somebody. Welcome to at least 50% of the world's populace (See? You're fitting in!).
You don't play sports = Who gives a flying toss
You're ugly = Ugliness is subject to personal opinion. There is no such thing as a person 'being ugly'. There is, however, such a thing as other people considering somebody else 'ugly'. These people can go **** themselves with a rake.
You play video games and watch anime = Welcome to the internet. Lots of us have girlfriends.

Total score: Sticking with the previous assumption that you're under 21, I'm going to give you some very sound advice.
YOU'RE. HORMONAL. YOU'LL GET OVER IT.
If not and you want somebody to talk to, hit me up.
#224 - serker (12/10/2011) [-]
Yea ! and when girl sleeps with 5 guys it's &quot;slutty&quot; and when the guy does the same it's homosexual !?
Yea ! and when girl sleeps with 5 guys it's "slutty" and when the guy does the same it's homosexual !?
User avatar #575 - atemysharpie (12/10/2011) [+] (10 replies)
my female opinion?
meh. guys have it bad. it's a fact of life, and sexism has been turned against them.
I'd say "what goes around comes around" but I'd get a sea of red thumbs. And in all honesty, no gender deserves any of this crap
#36 - sosyourmom (12/10/2011) [-]
Stay strong boys, and always remember your Ghandi
#3 - nadastress (12/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**nadastress rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at Sex tips for girls ** is it something wrong with me because i laughed at "raped to death" part?
#42 - pokerfaceanonymous (12/10/2011) [-]
I stopped halfway because I didn't want my day to be ruined by those true facts
I stopped halfway because I didn't want my day to be ruined by those true facts
#359 - ArmaliteLion (12/10/2011) [+] (7 replies)
**ArmaliteLion rolls 66**
#333 - hoban ONLINE (12/10/2011) [-]
Did reading this piss any1 else off? it did for me when i noticed how true it is -.-
#373 - accdodson (12/10/2011) [-]
boobs:

nice.

ewww, go workout!!!


complete double standard.
#338 - asmodeu (12/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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What does liberated mean ?
User avatar #48 - idskrillex (12/10/2011) [-]
sexism was never stopped, it was just reversed
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