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Husband and Wives Shop. Help me get to front page! OC. A brand new store that if '. dair., abuts. riks'. rt.. . r. tst; tiea' husband, they have ts _ -,aioi% ti

Help me get to front page!
OC

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#9 - nois **User deleted account**
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#48 to #9 - thegoldenjet
Reply -22
(12/10/2011) [-]
I made a better one than the one below.
#33 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(12/10/2011) [-]
HOMEWORK.
#225 to #9 - ingrownpube
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(12/10/2011) [-]
**ingrownpube rolls 40**
**ingrownpube rolls 40**
#176 to #9 - drulludanni ONLINE
Reply +1
(12/10/2011) [-]
#350 to #9 - superkazzie
Reply +1
(12/10/2011) [-]
Makes me happy to see someone using a picture I made :)

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2739267/My+body+is+ready/

Comment No 14

Don't want thumbs or anything, I just know the whole 'Pics or it didn't happen'
#326 to #9 - coonmix
Reply +2
(12/10/2011) [-]
Nois, the only thing young women should be inserting in themselves is knowledge.
Do your homework.
#199 to #9 - qosfortyone
Reply +11
(12/10/2011) [-]
NO ONE IS GONNA FORGET ABOUT THE HOMEWORK NOIS
#19 to #9 - thisitesux
Reply +24
(12/10/2011) [-]
My Homework

Isn't done!
#17 to #9 - Fedexx
Reply +27
(12/10/2011) [-]
DO YOUR HOMEWORK
#187 to #17 - Randomage
Reply +8
(12/10/2011) [-]
can someone explain to me why people keep telling nois to do his homework?
#209 to #187 - anonimoss
Reply +11
(12/10/2011) [-]
pretty little princess in a dress banned him for 12 hours (i think) to do his homework
pretty little princess in a dress banned him for 12 hours (i think) to do his homework
#223 to #209 - Randomage
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(12/10/2011) [-]
ahahaha, banned him to do his homework? tell me more.
#272 to #223 - nois **User deleted account**
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#293 to #272 - awsomeseal
Reply +1
(12/10/2011) [-]
Seems legit.
#14 to #9 - arrgobon
Reply +55
(12/10/2011) [-]
#13 to #9 - haaaxderp
Reply +138
(12/10/2011) [-]
You don't need to do girls, you can do something better!
#87 - rulerofmuffins
Reply +153
(12/10/2011) [-]
but for some reason most of the women went to the basment "floor zero: these men are all douchbags"
#141 to #87 - krome
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(12/10/2011) [-]
#129 to #87 - segepop **User deleted account**
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#51 - superpower
Reply +105
(12/10/2011) [-]
Floor 1-These women love sex
Floor 2-These women love sex and have money
Floor 3-These women love sex, have money, and love video games
Floor 4-These women love sex, have money, love video games, and are sexy
Floor 5-These women love sex, have money, love video games, are sexy, and are virgins
Floor 6-Enjoy your hand
#226 to #51 - anon
Reply 0
(12/10/2011) [-]
virgin isnt a good thing u dumbass muslim terrorist
#369 to #226 - kyzfrintin
Reply 0
(12/11/2011) [-]
Why isn't it a good thing? Virgins are tight. Tight feels good.
And what the **** has virgin gotta do with terrorists, or Muslims?
#53 to #51 - gothguypoe
Reply +4
(12/10/2011) [-]
i'd kno this trick if it ever happened so TO FLOOR 5!!!!!!!
#80 to #51 - invasor
Reply +79
(12/10/2011) [-]
a virgin woman who love sex.
you can't explain that.
i will be stopped in 4 lol
#229 to #80 - thepsycho
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(12/10/2011) [-]
Who knows? maybe she was born nympho and masturbated a lot...
#262 to #229 - anon
Reply 0
(12/10/2011) [-]
My ex was a virgin nympho, all she wanted to do was for me to go down on her, I felt complimented that I was pleasuring her, but it got annoying, 3 weeks out of 4 eating vagina and on the 4th being bitched at about how horny she is and that she hates having a period because I wont go down on her...

Bitches be crazy.
#31 - runawayfromsharks **User deleted account**
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#110 - anon
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(12/10/2011) [-]
To be honest I would have kept going up the floors to see if 'intelligent' was on the list.  
  
I like my men witty as ****.
To be honest I would have kept going up the floors to see if 'intelligent' was on the list.

I like my men witty as ****.
#115 to #110 - eyeballdude
Reply +76
(12/10/2011) [-]
and i like my bitches with titties to ****
#157 to #115 - nmak
Reply +6
(12/10/2011) [-]
That was to great, made me ******* laugh at that comeback.
#118 to #115 - chrisfloyd
Reply -20
(12/10/2011) [-]
and I like my titties to **** with bitches
#127 to #118 - ninjaeater **User deleted account**
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#147 to #127 - zarender
Reply +1
(12/10/2011) [-]
And I ******* my bitches to ********** with!
#172 to #147 - xupmatoih
Reply +3
(12/10/2011) [-]
And i ****** my ****** to ****** ******
#367 to #172 - zarender
Reply +1
(12/11/2011) [-]
****** ****** my ****** to TUK UR JURRRBS!!!
#359 to #118 - anon
Reply 0
(12/10/2011) [-]
wow this guy got owned with thumbs. why?
#198 - Sunset
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#202 to #198 - GothicChi
Reply +30
(12/10/2011) [-]
Damn girls
#302 to #202 - anon
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(12/10/2011) [-]
#304 - slimmyjimmy
Reply +55
(12/10/2011) [-]
**slimmyjimmy rolls 0** chose the wife shop, this is what floor i got on
#341 to #304 - slimmyjimmy
Reply +1
(12/10/2011) [-]
45 thumbs on a comment, that's more than I get on any OC i make.
#307 to #304 - edielsanchez **User deleted account**
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#64 - rel
Reply +49
(12/10/2011) [-]
...and THAT, kids, is how I met your mother.
#177 - anon
Reply 0
(12/10/2011) [-]
It never said they were attractive
It never said they were attractive
#186 to #177 - anon
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(12/10/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #480183 at FJ Pony Thread ** Doesn't matter had sex
#178 to #177 - misterbot
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#181 to #178 - anon
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#179 to #177 - originalposter
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#193 to #179 - hedgehogman
Reply +5
(12/10/2011) [-]
hedgehog man approves
#22 - mopeye
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(12/10/2011) [-]
**mopeye rolled a random image posted in comment #826077 at FJ Pony Thread **
#76 to #22 - mrblueftw ONLINE
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(12/10/2011) [-]
yess sirrr...
#92 to #22 - chinamannnn **User deleted account**
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#175 to #22 - jlemoneelemonz **User deleted account**
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#230 to #22 - thepsycho
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#55 to #22 - tehkawaiineko
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#57 to #22 - ShovelMan
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(12/10/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#204 to #57 - dualshooter
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(12/10/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 to #22 - mopeye
Reply +33
(12/10/2011) [-]
Yes Ma'am...