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Husband and Wives Shop

Husband and Wives Shop. Help me get to front page! OC. A brand new store that if '. dair., abuts. riks'. rt.. . r. tst; tiea' husband, they have ts _ -,aioi% ti

Help me get to front page!
OC

A brand new store that if '. dair., abuts. riks'. rt.. . r. tst; tiea'
husband, they have ts _ -,aioi% titt
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Kids and are extremely gees
looking
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stand it!
These men Have Jess, Leve
Kids, are Good
Leeking and help with
Housework.
This is all I ever wanted,
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go en!
tthere men Have Jess, Leve
fies, are Gorgeous,
help with Housework and Have
a Strong Romantic Streak.
ire visits: 31, 456, 012 to this
floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as preen
that wemen are impassible to
please.
hank you for sheeping at the
Husband Store. c.
To avoid gender bias
charges, the stere* s
einer epins a New Wives
store just adress the
street
The same rules apply.
These women lave sex
and have maney.
Floors 3, a, s, and 6 have never been visited.
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Submitted: 12/09/2011
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User avatar #87 - rulerofmuffins (12/10/2011) [-]
but for some reason most of the women went to the basment "floor zero: these men are all douchbags"
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#129 to #87 - segepop **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #304 - slimmyjimmy (12/10/2011) [-]
**slimmyjimmy rolls 0** chose the wife shop, this is what floor i got on
#341 to #304 - slimmyjimmy (12/10/2011) [-]
45 thumbs on a comment, that's more than I get on any OC i make.
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#307 to #304 - edielsanchez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#64 - rel (12/10/2011) [-]
...and THAT, kids, is how I met your mother.
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#9 - nois **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#48 to #9 - thegoldenjet (12/10/2011) [-]
I made a better one than the one below.
#225 to #9 - ingrownpube (12/10/2011) [-]
**ingrownpube rolls 40**
**ingrownpube rolls 40**
#350 to #9 - superkazzie (12/10/2011) [-]
Makes me happy to see someone using a picture I made :)

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2739267/My+body+is+ready/

Comment No 14

Don't want thumbs or anything, I just know the whole 'Pics or it didn't happen'
#326 to #9 - coonmix (12/10/2011) [-]
Nois, the only thing young women should be inserting in themselves is knowledge.
Do your homework.
User avatar #199 to #9 - qosfortyone (12/10/2011) [-]
NO ONE IS GONNA FORGET ABOUT THE HOMEWORK NOIS
#33 to #9 - Rascal (12/10/2011) [-]
HOMEWORK.
User avatar #17 to #9 - Fedexx (12/10/2011) [-]
DO YOUR HOMEWORK
User avatar #187 to #17 - Randomage (12/10/2011) [-]
can someone explain to me why people keep telling nois to do his homework?
#209 to #187 - anonimoss (12/10/2011) [-]
pretty little princess in a dress banned him for 12 hours (i think) to do his homework
pretty little princess in a dress banned him for 12 hours (i think) to do his homework
User avatar #223 to #209 - Randomage (12/10/2011) [-]
ahahaha, banned him to do his homework? tell me more.
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#272 to #223 - nois **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #293 to #272 - awsomeseal (12/10/2011) [-]
Seems legit.
#19 to #9 - thisitesux (12/10/2011) [-]
My Homework

Isn't done!
#13 to #9 - haaaxderp (12/10/2011) [-]
You don't need to do girls, you can do something better!
#273 - Rascal (12/10/2011) [-]
I would go to floor 3 just cause i don't wanna have to put a paper bag over the woman's head if she is ugly as **** ...
#212 - lolzordz (12/10/2011) [-]
what guys are missing out on the next floor up
what guys are missing out on the next floor up
#189 - captainego (12/10/2011) [-]
Made my day!
Made my day!
User avatar #191 to #189 - savyx (12/10/2011) [-]
**savyx rolls 66,247**
User avatar #258 - semisane (12/10/2011) [-]
floor 6: he is all of the previous things, and gay.
#323 - nocturnoser (12/10/2011) [-]
<----- In the 6th floor of men.
User avatar #333 to #323 - Aspirin (12/10/2011) [-]
Oh my goodness I made that image! :D
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#234 - hocolol **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #253 to #234 - thiswasavailable (12/10/2011) [-]
A man who doesn't love sex
User avatar #260 to #234 - mazic (12/10/2011) [-]
Same here broseph. If I want to have an orgasm I'll just fap. It's just too much trouble to be pleasing bitches left and right.
User avatar #235 to #234 - furryfemboy (12/10/2011) [-]
you are the 1%
#174 - sobkxcutiex (12/10/2011) [-]
Don't you just love seeing your content reach front page when someone repost it
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#31 - runawayfromsharks **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#22 - mopeye (12/10/2011) [-]
**mopeye rolled a random image posted in comment #826077 at FJ Pony Thread **
#76 to #22 - mrblueftw ONLINE (12/10/2011) [-]
yess sirrr...
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#23 to #22 - mopeye (12/10/2011) [-]
Yes Ma'am...
#8 - Rascal (12/09/2011) [-]
I have to admit, I would try to get to the floor that includes women who "love sex, are good looking, and are faithful." The money would be nice too.



User avatar #11 to #8 - masdercheef (12/09/2011) [-]
or you could just pay some poor bastard to go through and tell you about it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - masdercheef (12/09/2011) [-]
and then find the one you want, of course*
#256 - pazilya (12/10/2011) [-]
this is a variation of the joke i've heard. a man is in a building, as he ascends the women get more beutiful. at each floor they ask him "have sex with me, or climb up to success" and each time he refuses. as he gets to the top floor, a man is standing there as says, "hi i'm sess"
#268 to #256 - melolsoohard (12/10/2011) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #336 at Windows vs. Mac ** I have made a huge mistake...
#177 - Rascal (12/10/2011) [-]
It never said they were attractive
It never said they were attractive
#186 to #177 - Rascal (12/10/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #480183 at FJ Pony Thread ** Doesn't matter had sex
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#181 to #178 - Rascal (12/10/2011) [-]
#193 to #179 - hedgehogman (12/10/2011) [-]
hedgehog man approves
User avatar #158 - amammcmam (12/10/2011) [-]
I would visit floor 3, I wouldn't mind having a good looking wife!
User avatar #51 - superpower (12/10/2011) [-]
Floor 1-These women love sex
Floor 2-These women love sex and have money
Floor 3-These women love sex, have money, and love video games
Floor 4-These women love sex, have money, love video games, and are sexy
Floor 5-These women love sex, have money, love video games, are sexy, and are virgins
Floor 6-Enjoy your hand
#226 to #51 - Rascal (12/10/2011) [-]
virgin isnt a good thing u dumbass muslim terrorist
User avatar #369 to #226 - kyzfrintin (12/11/2011) [-]
Why isn't it a good thing? Virgins are tight. Tight feels good.
And what the **** has virgin gotta do with terrorists, or Muslims?
User avatar #53 to #51 - gothguypoe (12/10/2011) [-]
i'd kno this trick if it ever happened so TO FLOOR 5!!!!!!!
User avatar #80 to #51 - invasor (12/10/2011) [-]
a virgin woman who love sex.
you can't explain that.
i will be stopped in 4 lol
#229 to #80 - thepsycho (12/10/2011) [-]
Who knows? maybe she was born nympho and masturbated a lot...
#262 to #229 - Rascal (12/10/2011) [-]
My ex was a virgin nympho, all she wanted to do was for me to go down on her, I felt complimented that I was pleasuring her, but it got annoying, 3 weeks out of 4 eating vagina and on the 4th being bitched at about how horny she is and that she hates having a period because I wont go down on her...

Bitches be crazy.
#38 - samantheman (12/10/2011) [-]
Do you have an address for the New Wives store?
#269 - FourchansChosenone (12/10/2011) [-]
Wonder what is in the basements of those stores
User avatar #280 to #269 - forthecog (12/10/2011) [-]
You know that Movie where Liam Neeson gets his daughter taken.

Yeah in the basement is all the girls their father's didn't rescue.
#284 to #280 - FourchansChosenone (12/10/2011) [-]
ah i think if you go into the basement but there wont be anything in it but when you get to your car this happens   
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ah i think if you go into the basement but there wont be anything in it but when you get to your car this happens
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User avatar #288 to #284 - forthecog (12/10/2011) [-]
Im glad its morning where im at right now. Otherwise i probably would be afraid to sleep.
#291 to #288 - FourchansChosenone (12/10/2011) [-]
Sounds like you could use a SAFETY TOOOOOOORCH
Sounds like you could use a SAFETY TOOOOOOORCH
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