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will ferrell, you're awesome!

I want to have 3 kids and name them
Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they **** up
I will just hit them all at once.
Will Ferrell
Who makes the sandwiches in a
lesbian relationship?
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Who was the greatest prostitute in
history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that
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I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off
at night and I wake up covered in
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resist urge to roundhouse
kick him in his midget face
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any worse" it was a rhetorical question
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when I forget.
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performances on TV. Too much sax and
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mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
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myself for days.
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before the sneeze.
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right. Repeat this exercise every time yeti are meted something to
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of
all the had things you' done recently.
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#6 - AslipperyGypsy (12/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

none, they eat out.
#16 - tgaffney (12/10/2011) [-]
this was on the front page like a week ago
#13 - vagtastic (12/10/2011) [-]
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#20 - jackbo (12/10/2011) [-]
cool repost
User avatar #12 - thetattooedone (12/10/2011) [-]
Probably going to get thumbed down for this but most of those have been around longer than he has. Those are not his originals.
#4 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (12/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #8 - mattmanhemi (12/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#35 - thetully (12/10/2011) [-]
why does he hide his battery life?
#15 - bawsorama (12/10/2011) [-]
will ferrell is but OP isn't
#1 - eepaman (12/09/2011) [-]
just saying, i saw exactly this comic a month ago...
#32 - iamnebula (12/10/2011) [-]
Worst repost I've ever seen. This was on front page but a week ago
User avatar #18 - jjjseven (12/10/2011) [-]
So he has the need to have two twitter accounts...
#26 - mion (12/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #19 - sourcheze (12/10/2011) [-]
the one about mrs pacman is actually off waynes world
#17 - anonymous (12/10/2011) [-]
oh look this comp again
#3 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Will Ferrell doesn't even have a twitter. Some people just posted this with a false twitter to make it seem like a famous comedian is telling these jokes
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