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I want to have 3 kids and name them
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Dear life, When I said "can my day get
any worse" it was a rhetorical question
not a challenge.
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when I forget.
I never let my children watch big band
performances on TV. Too much sax and
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mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
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myself for days.
That awkaward moment when someone assumes you care about
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same guy who thong ht up the spelling for Wednesday
Next time you feel a sneeze coming on, yell out "" right
before the sneeze.
to reduce weight: Tum your head to the left then turn to the
right. Repeat this exercise every time yeti are meted something to
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of
all the had things you' done recently.
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What does Stevie Wonder and Leeron James have in common?
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