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#118 - cyberdemon
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**cyberdemon rolls 77**
#257 to #118 - anon id: 80cfa7e1
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#292 to #118 - Edi
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#316 to #118 - olejervi
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If you adds togheter all of the rolls in this comment you will get 13843.

13+84+3 = 100
Coincidence? i think not...
User avatar #358 to #316 - bematli
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The truth; It is so clear to me now!
#142 to #118 - redjester
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**redjester rolls 33**
#158 to #142 - mclevin
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**mclevin rolls 54** stop this madness!
#228 to #158 - uzerc
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**uzerc rolls 66**  
We're trying to roll doubles here.
**uzerc rolls 66**
We're trying to roll doubles here.
#248 to #228 - mclevin
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**mclevin rolls 26**

never!
#167 to #142 - kingeckhardt
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**kingeckhardt rolls 50** Sorry for ruining the thread, guys.
#226 to #167 - qazaibomb
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**qazaibomb rolls 66** alright i say we turn the doubles back on
#229 to #226 - kingeckhardt
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**kingeckhardt rolls 67** Sorry I'm about to ruin your thread that could have been.
**kingeckhardt rolls 67** Sorry I'm about to ruin your thread that could have been.
#261 to #229 - paintmered
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**paintmered rolls 50** I think I broke it.
**paintmered rolls 50** I think I broke it.
#262 to #261 - paintmered
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**paintmered rolls 58** Crap!
#270 to #262 - kingeckhardt
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**kingeckhardt rolls 86** I'm going to break an already broken thread.
**kingeckhardt rolls 86** I'm going to break an already broken thread.
#273 to #270 - paintmered
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**paintmered rolls 3,925** And as my final endeavor, I shall roll quads!
#274 to #273 - paintmered
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Crap.
#277 to #274 - kingeckhardt
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**kingeckhardt rolls 9,291** I think you were looking for this.
#371 to #277 - uzerc
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**uzerc rolls 8,962**
**uzerc rolls 8,962**
#265 to #262 - jesusismysavior
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#255 to #229 - samorris
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User avatar #279 to #229 - mocronow
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THIS THREAD TO THIS POINT NEEDS TO BE SCREE CAPPED.
#315 to #279 - trollingfagtardtwo
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you're a fa­g
#202 to #167 - mynameisnotmike
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#159 to #142 - thatsmrnoob
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#151 to #142 - anon id: 6bfb5324
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Double doubles :D
#217 - silentkiler
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#212 - hawklife
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#83 - mrkerfuffle
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Kinda funny, but just look at this!
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User avatar #190 - poopponastick
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My wife... Faked the lunar landing?
#243 to #190 - dirtbaggrif **User deleted account**
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User avatar #235 to #190 - coye
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What a lunartic
#161 - Sunset
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#174 to #161 - thelegendarylegend
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User avatar #224 to #174 - robogandalf
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HAAAAAA
#90 - Kooby **User deleted account**
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#163 - darthacerbus
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Gee I hope this doesn't start a moon landing debate.  
  
OH WAIT.
Gee I hope this doesn't start a moon landing debate.

OH WAIT.
#236 to #163 - anon id: 5edf1e86
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guise, the moon landing was real, trust me, I was there
#251 to #236 - dimetrodondanya
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User avatar #181 to #163 - mazzyrazzy
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There's nothing to debate about. It was obviously faked; it was just a distraction so the world wouldn't notice us actually sending a shuttle to Mars in the hopes of establishing some form of colony we could eject the entire state of New Jersey to.
User avatar #187 to #181 - darthacerbus
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WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG
#213 to #187 - anon id: b7dbd17f
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↑ check out the chumps
#241 to #181 - schwarzenschwanz
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hahaha maybe the funniest comment i've seen on here in months!
hahaha maybe the funniest comment i've seen on here in months!
#264 to #241 - sedativechunk
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**sedativechunk rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at And then I found Funnyjunk ** &lt;--- NOT AS FUNNY AS THIS!
**sedativechunk rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at And then I found Funnyjunk ** <--- NOT AS FUNNY AS THIS!
#234 to #181 - coye
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#205 to #181 - depresionista
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User avatar #222 to #205 - mazzyrazzy
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Excellent question sir.

Well, waking up is staggeringly laborious; it usually takes me a good hour (30 minutes on a good day) to correctly dress myself. It's quite problematic as you could imagine. While having 4 limbs and one head, it makes it a challenge to fix each into the unnecessary holes, not to mention the day-to-day fight to remember that the shirt is supposed to be worn on the torso while the pants below the belt.

When I finally do manage to make it to the bathroom, I usually have the uncontrollable urge to play with the water instead of putting it to good use: brushing my teeth, showering, and doing my sanitary business are often sidetracked by more wacky antics.

I then have to find the way out of my rape dungeon (not an easy task, mind, as mine is bigger than the average fanfare).

Usually Chives, my hilarious yet supportive butler, brings my carriage around noon so I can stroll around town among the commoners. I usually scoff at them arrogantly while dawning the necessary protective gear to eat my afternoon lunch: knee pads, elbow pads, several condoms, a helmet, grievers in case an Romans feel the need to do battle whilst consuming my meal, and my boots of +11 invisibility.

I hope this has been informative.
#254 to #222 - anon id: 558102fc
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You...are...a GOD!!!!
User avatar #232 to #205 - coye
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He's just joking at the expense of the state of New Jersey
User avatar #218 to #205 - schneidend
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Lol do you actually think the moon landing was real? Oh God. Next you'll tell me you think "evolution" is real. Dumbass.
#220 to #218 - depresionista
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Haha I know right?
#320 - twinmac
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**twinmac rolls 00**
User avatar #323 to #320 - schwartz
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**schwartz rolls 54**
#325 to #320 - anon id: 499894d7
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PAIR of dubs, guys. I only see one dubs.
#326 to #325 - twinmac
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**twinmac rolls 21** happy now?
#329 to #326 - twinmac
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#331 to #329 - anon id: 499894d7
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Anonymous is never happy.
User avatar #334 to #331 - twinmac
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so true, u sir should make an account.
#322 to #320 - sbeckman
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#336 to #322 - capslockwut
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#95 - salamk
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User avatar #192 to #95 - greycatmon
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lolwut
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