They learn different lessons in skyrim.. In Skyrim, not thumbing up good OC is punishable by death if you don’t pay the fine. But so is shouting at chickens, so
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They learn different lessons in skyrim.

In Skyrim, not thumbing up good OC is punishable by death if you don’t pay the fine. But so is shouting at chickens, so its probably best if you just use your best thumbing judgment.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones
but words will never hurt me, unless said
by R/ l dragon '. "or somebody whose
ancestors ****** dragons.
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Submitted: 12/09/2011
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User avatar #3 - freshapplepies (12/09/2011) [+] (18 replies)
Technically not a dragon, but a wyvern. All dragons in skyrim, are wyvern, mind blown.
User avatar #6 to #5 - walcorn ONLINE (12/09/2011) [-]
Meh, I'll still look at them as dragons, because "Wyvernborn" just sound retarded
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User avatar #34 - noblexfenrir (12/09/2011) [+] (12 replies)
This really isn't funny...but ofcourse it's about skyrim so everyone thumbs it anyway, doesn't matter if it sucks or if the joke is poorly executed.
User avatar #41 to #34 - thehint (12/09/2011) [-]
Sir, just because I ****** your mom in the ass is no reason to get irrational.
#14 - alleksi ONLINE (12/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
you don't have to be dragonborn to learn to use The Voice.
you don't have to be dragonborn to learn to use The Voice.
#22 to #14 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [-]
He didn’t say you had to be dragon born, he just made the insinuation that everyone who can use the power of Thu'ums has had an ancestor who has ****** a dragon. That’s a relatively legitimate assertion.

Perhaps what people call dragon born is just a person who has the most dragon DNA in them. Of course you’d think Akatosh would want to punish people who screw dragons instead of reward them..............
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User avatar #29 to #28 - thehint (12/09/2011) [-]
It’s a joke. But if you want to get technical, it says in the book of the dragonborn that “being the blessing of Akatosh Himself, it is beyond our understanding of how and why it is bestowed”. It also says that “ The line of septims have been Dragon born which has lead to the simplistic notion that of this being hereditary.”
Now, because the dragonborn you play in Skyrim incredibly brave, it might be safe to assume that his ancestors were brave. And also that one of them might have been brave enough to get it on with some 800 ton dragon booty, which is why you are dragonborn in the first place.
#20 - miaandvinny (12/09/2011) [-]
**miaandvinny rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at Well, I guess that's a valid point. **
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User avatar #53 - assclownz (12/10/2011) [-]
how to make a paladin in skyrim
heavy armor
one-handed
block
restro
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#8 - wampoo (12/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**wampoo rolls 17** number or health restored
User avatar #21 to #8 - danster (12/09/2011) [-]
**danster rolls 7**
User avatar #2 - demandsgayversion (12/09/2011) [-]
Or someone who has spent their entire life studying the dragon language.
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