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THIS GUY!

found it on /b/ a while ago

I used to think this post gets lost in the newest uploads, but then i took an Frontpage to the knee.

Cl Anonymous carom wrom} : E
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cct) estimated for about 3 weeks
fiinally beginning to recover
that shift in my bowels
HTS TIME
mask teacher HI can go to the toilet
sshe nods
Walk with purpose to the bathroom
nit myself down on the toilet
nnothing
spuddenly. sharp pain as menus is stretched bath's massive ****
and stomping my feet from the pain
Hake my shirt allow free movement
preach over and grab the sink
apush as hard as I ******* can
sstop when I realistically feel as if I' m going to black out
Hook into bowl
tthe massive **** is only hallway out of my anus, too far out to swallow back in
apush and push to no avail
clearly crying at this point
suecide to reach into the bowl with my hand
the **** as best I can
on feels like a ******* soda can
rip it out of my ass, screaming in agony
ablack out
make up an hour later
iforgot to lock the door
Everyone saw me lying in my own blood and feces
wet called ******** forthe rest ofthe yearned have to switch school
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#240 - GuitarZero (12/12/2011) [-]
**GuitarZero rolls 36**
I laughed so hard that I started crying.
THAT funny...
#237 - moosmann (12/09/2011) [-]
hahaha grab the 						****					 as best i can it fells like a 						*******					 sodacan... hahaha! ... WUT?!
hahaha grab the **** as best i can it fells like a ******* sodacan... hahaha! ... WUT?!
#235 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #232 - tehweave (12/09/2011) [-]
Dammit 4chin!
#230 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [-]
#228 - loneranger (12/09/2011) [-]
Since when in school do you have a sink directly in front of the toilet?
#222 - captainego (12/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #227 to #222 - Zeigh (12/09/2011) [-]
That's because you can't.

>RascistDog.avi
#221 - mchelgmasta (12/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #220 - SandwichArtist (12/09/2011) [-]
i know that feel :(, i fainted from ******** last night. except i wasn't covered in feces
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#219 - DremoraValkynaz (12/09/2011) [-]
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#218 - jebasu (12/09/2011) [-]
i lost it at "too far out to swallow back in"
i lost it at "too far out to swallow back in"
#217 - axlsummer (12/09/2011) [-]
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#216 - bagofshenanigans (12/09/2011) [-]
I expected this...  
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I expected this...
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#214 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 87**
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