Dayum. . weights abaut 100 kg! Tm net a scary guy! Tm actually a very very friendly persin! EUT! I can leek really intimidating cause quite: a his vur ii' iii)
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Dayum

weights abaut 100 kg! Tm
net a scary guy! Tm
actually a very very
friendly persin!*
EUT! I can leek
really
intimidating
cause quite: a
his vur*
ii' iii)
anyway... This stery starts
eut with me getting the:
train a friday night in
****** icecold Sweden during
the winter... SO!
Gad its celt! Better
take the shortcut
hrough the weeds"
Le Huge winter
jacket*
When clase enoughe i
can tell that its a
little girl abaut my age
18) and she leeks
terrified eff me!
Suddenly i nitice
that there is
sameone walking
infront me
all sudden she
steps, right
befire a tunnel
and starts
staring at me and
new she leeks
even mere scared!
I cerld understand
that she was afraid e
me cause getting
used it, i slew
dawn that I
whouldnt be scary
and clase... As the
Well screw this, 'aall DE budden*
new just geing
walk right by
aere and hape she
snt take me as
big guy c.. c.. cerld
yeu dc: me
Thank u! There are
seme scary guys in
the tunnel I have
theedge!
Cerld yeu please
pretend youre my
boyfriend when we
walk past them?"
All surprised she
actually cerld talk*
Uuhhm Sure, what cerld
that be?"
Well Of course I
shall be youre
guide theedge this
Tunnel!"
i take her hand
and put my "Eada's",
face en*
Ty seea much! yeu
really saved me!
Getta gal I' ll never
ferget this!"
Runs heme*
...
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#229 - proception (12/08/2011) [-]
Im 6,5 and 100kg. So is 6,5 in meters or feet? If you're sticking with metric you're one scary ************ .
#135 - silentkiler (12/08/2011) [-]
pretend to be a boyfriend


never talk to that girl again...
#249 - Virt (12/08/2011) [-]
they're not scared of you
User avatar #257 to #249 - warzon (12/08/2011) [-]
Quick burn down there homes its the only way
#261 to #257 - Virt (12/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #262 to #261 - warzon (12/08/2011) [-]
At least no one suspects the guy with the flint and steel....
User avatar #281 to #257 - veryline (12/08/2011) [-]
Their* bro, their*

Also, it's*.
User avatar #286 to #281 - warzon (12/08/2011) [-]
Thank you grammar nazi :D
User avatar #263 to #257 - rototornik (12/08/2011) [-]
how can you do that to the squidwards you monster!
User avatar #265 to #263 - warzon (12/08/2011) [-]
Because squidward gave me a look
User avatar #271 to #265 - rototornik (12/08/2011) [-]
i think he does it to eveybody :P
anyway, if you kill too much of them eventually UN will come to arrest you for genocide.
but they wont expect a knight in a diamond equipment. whose swords can knock them back.
User avatar #274 to #271 - warzon (12/08/2011) [-]
and whos sword is enchanted with LIGHTNING
User avatar #275 to #274 - rototornik (12/08/2011) [-]
and who throws potions around.
User avatar #277 to #275 - warzon (12/08/2011) [-]
potions are for pansys
*A thousand arrows later*

i have reconsidered my argument...
User avatar #282 to #277 - rototornik (12/08/2011) [-]
a legion of snow golems?
User avatar #285 to #282 - warzon (12/08/2011) [-]
well...only if there in the nether would i consider it
User avatar #288 to #285 - rototornik (12/08/2011) [-]
but wouldnt they melt?
User avatar #287 to #285 - rototornik (12/08/2011) [-]
because of blaze(s)?
User avatar #293 to #287 - warzon (12/08/2011) [-]
only if you arent badass enough to move quickly
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#314 to #249 - mytrakytra (12/08/2011) [-]
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#318 to #314 - Virt (12/08/2011) [-]
#584 to #314 - Funnypics (12/08/2011) [-]
I guess you could call them..crippers :D
User avatar #319 to #314 - warzon (12/08/2011) [-]
oh god gangster creepers...least they aint glowin
#17 - anon (12/08/2011) [-]
im 6 ft 10 and im really scary people dont argue with me because im 6 ft 10 and that means i can beat up anyone who is shorter than 6 ft 10
#738 to #17 - Turtleboner (12/09/2011) [-]
Lol come back when you're 48 meters taller and then we'll talk
Lol come back when you're 48 meters taller and then we'll talk
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#30 to #17 - popebenedict (12/08/2011) [-]
Oh my goodness I am laughing so hard!
Oh my goodness I am laughing so hard!
#122 to #17 - stuntmanmike (12/08/2011) [-]
#18 to #17 - anon (12/08/2011) [-]
sounds legit
#20 to #18 - anon (12/08/2011) [-]
are u trying to argue with me? you know im 6 ft 10, are u taller than that or something? i am confused
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#28 to #20 - genltd (12/08/2011) [-]
6 ft 10? That's short for the internet. I'm 7 ft 4 and I consider myself a short man.
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#84 to #28 - Ranpu Dentro (12/08/2011) [-]
Pffff, im like 8'11" and 750lb of pure muscle. So i can totally take you, Shorty.
Pffff, im like 8'11" and 750lb of pure muscle. So i can totally take you, Shorty.
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#112 to #84 - RomanR (12/08/2011) [-]
Yeo, Im like 15'10

What up?

<Thass me
#118 to #112 - Ranpu Dentro (12/08/2011) [-]
Do we have a problem here?
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#157 to #143 - Ranpu Dentro (12/08/2011) [-]
I pity the fool who has a problem.
#714 to #84 - SpartanandSparta (12/08/2011) [-]
That's nothing. I'm 9'13" and bench 400 lbs with my cock, so you'd better watch it
#734 to #714 - anon (12/09/2011) [-]
MORE LIKE YOUR IQ IS THAT OF A 9 -13YR. OLD
BENCH 400 TOOTHPICKS WITH YOUR SUNKEN CHEST
AND WE BETTER WATCH OUT IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN!
User avatar #741 to #734 - jettripleseven (12/09/2011) [-]
this was a funny thread and then you came along and ruined it.
how do you feel anon.
User avatar #733 to #84 - roflstorm (12/09/2011) [-]
8'11"??
thats it?
**** you are small
im 8'12" and some people look down on me
#445 to #84 - sothenisaid (12/08/2011) [-]
"750lb of pure muscle", u probably cant move bro. let alone "take" anyone on

#485 to #445 - Ranpu Dentro (12/08/2011) [-]
You missed the joke entirely.
#736 to #485 - sothenisaid (12/09/2011) [-]
i kno. i was trying to playi along and got thumb ****** lol
#399 to #84 - brennanx (12/08/2011) [-]
Robert wadlow died more than 70 years ago though D:
#452 - timeforsp (12/08/2011) [-]
Her face when she saw you.
#366 - PlaystationGuy (12/08/2011) [-]
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#365 - monaro (12/08/2011) [-]
I thought the whole time that 6,5 was your age.
#321 - mytrakytra (12/08/2011) [-]
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#638 - bbgunelement (12/08/2011) [-]
fix'd
#442 - Ruspanic (12/08/2011) [-]
THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE IN SWEDEN?!?
#453 to #442 - obverticus (12/08/2011) [-]
If it exists on the face of the earth, you'll find it in Sweden. My friends' boyfriend is black, my dermatologist is norwegian, my dentist is from India and her nurse is from Poland, two other friends are from Serbia, my teacher is from the middle east and our family friend is from France.
#446 to #442 - sorandomllycool (12/08/2011) [-]
**sorandomllycool rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at That's History ** that what I was thinking about to
**sorandomllycool rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at That's History ** that what I was thinking about to
#431 - sharkbiscuit (12/08/2011) [-]
I'm glad there are people like you out there.
User avatar #92 - broomaster (12/08/2011) [-]
And you didn't get her number because...?
#98 to #92 - varric (12/08/2011) [-]
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sweden guys are gays
#675 - dingojohn (12/08/2011) [-]
&gt;read the comic  
&gt;laugh because it is awesome  
&gt;think to yourself:  
&gt;&quot;Sounds like a 			*******		 awesome guy!&quot;  
&gt;checks out profile of OP  
&gt;OP is a girl, this isn't hers  
&gt;ruins all the fun in the comic and the feels for OP  
&gt;OP is a bitch !
>read the comic
>laugh because it is awesome
>think to yourself:
>"Sounds like a ******* awesome guy!"
>checks out profile of OP
>OP is a girl, this isn't hers
>ruins all the fun in the comic and the feels for OP
>OP is a bitch !
#396 - ponikata (12/08/2011) [-]
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#80 - varric (12/08/2011) [-]
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in real life
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User avatar #60 to #39 - pleasureabledino (12/08/2011) [-]
Next to my mother and brother, I'm the shortest of all the blokes I know, I'm only 5'10'' D: It sucks, that I'm older than most of them and they all call me kiddo. >:(
User avatar #194 to #39 - ianishere (12/08/2011) [-]
I'm 5'5" bro :'(
#488 to #39 - anon (12/08/2011) [-]
lol, i'm exactly 5'3 as well!
User avatar #49 to #39 - Timmietim (12/08/2011) [-]
me too , sucks ass..
User avatar #70 to #39 - maltionthefurry (12/08/2011) [-]
Tiny.... I AM 5'0... I'm a ******* midget...
User avatar #51 to #39 - exumer (12/08/2011) [-]
D: Dont worry little donut man, you'll grow up big and strong.
#683 - odium (12/08/2011) [-]
Almost as gangster as this kid, man. Almost.
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#687 - monotuei (12/08/2011) [-]
(delete runs home)
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