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#180 - saratheanusinvader (12/08/2011) [-]
im sick of this 'im gonna off myself' for sympathy bullshit.  
just last week, i was sitting next to my friends girlfriend in class and everyone was calling her out on wagging the week before, and shes like 'I DIDNT WAG IF YOU DONT STOP SAYING THAT ILL KILL MYSELF" and she has like  a pair of scissors ready and everything, im like 'bitch, i was there with you, you did wag, and youre gonna kill yourself over this?' then today, in math, again i had to sit next to her and she like spilled her red pen apart and shes like 'ohhh no im bleeding loljk' and im just there being the tryhard asain that i am, and my friend behind me goes 'oh my god, did you cut yourself, thats heaps bad' and shes like 'no, but i do do it a lot at home' and then she just laughs. she looked at me like she was expecting me to be all 'oh why do you cut yourself?' fuck that, im not dealing with your annoying shit
im sick of this 'im gonna off myself' for sympathy bullshit.
just last week, i was sitting next to my friends girlfriend in class and everyone was calling her out on wagging the week before, and shes like 'I DIDNT WAG IF YOU DONT STOP SAYING THAT ILL KILL MYSELF" and she has like a pair of scissors ready and everything, im like 'bitch, i was there with you, you did wag, and youre gonna kill yourself over this?' then today, in math, again i had to sit next to her and she like spilled her red pen apart and shes like 'ohhh no im bleeding loljk' and im just there being the tryhard asain that i am, and my friend behind me goes 'oh my god, did you cut yourself, thats heaps bad' and shes like 'no, but i do do it a lot at home' and then she just laughs. she looked at me like she was expecting me to be all 'oh why do you cut yourself?' fuck that, im not dealing with your annoying shit
#223 to #180 - gypsumrose (12/27/2011) [-]
**gypsumrose rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Stand up Cat on Two Legs ** emotards...... should not live.
User avatar #224 to #223 - saratheanusinvader (12/27/2011) [-]
how did you find this comment? O.o
User avatar #225 to #224 - gypsumrose (12/27/2011) [-]
**gypsumrose rolls 40** because i am awesome

User avatar #210 to #180 - DaCrazyOne (12/08/2011) [-]
here's what I usually do.

1. Yell at the top of your lungs "DO IT Richard SimmonsGOT!"
2. 360 and moonwalk away
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!
#197 to #180 - yutakenusername (12/08/2011) [-]
I know what you mean. My girlfriend used the "I'll kill myself card" after she admitted that she cheated on me. At the time, I was being way too forgiving and repressive. I told her it was fine and such. Then I had to tell my good friend because I needed someone to talk to and he told me to be more dominant about it, I realized I should've done that from the beginning. It's so fucking annoying when people only tell you they'll kill themselves just for attention.
I know what you mean. My girlfriend used the "I'll kill myself card" after she admitted that she cheated on me. At the time, I was being way too forgiving and repressive. I told her it was fine and such. Then I had to tell my good friend because I needed someone to talk to and he told me to be more dominant about it, I realized I should've done that from the beginning. It's so fucking annoying when people only tell you they'll kill themselves just for attention.
#198 to #197 - saratheanusinvader (12/08/2011) [-]
i've heard those lines before, im just thinking ' im not gonna forgive you for being a dickhead because you claim to be suicidal' i could give no less fucks over their lives.
i've heard those lines before, im just thinking ' im not gonna forgive you for being a dickhead because you claim to be suicidal' i could give no less fucks over their lives.
#183 to #180 - dugaim (12/08/2011) [-]
**dugaim rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at fucking cardboard **

She likes you bro :D

WOMAN LOGIC!

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#206 to #183 - megatrondecepticon (12/08/2011) [-]
the true recommened action....BANKAI!!!!!!

(I'm sorry, when ever i see a bleach comment, i have to do it.)
#184 to #183 - saratheanusinvader (12/08/2011) [-]
we're both girls.  
the ladies love me :')
we're both girls.
the ladies love me :')
#185 to #184 - dugaim (12/08/2011) [-]
*reads comment
*looks at user name
"well fuck"

#188 to #187 - saratheanusinvader (12/08/2011) [-]
why are you looking at me like that?
#189 to #188 - dugaim (12/08/2011) [-]
like what?
#190 to #189 - saratheanusinvader (12/08/2011) [-]
why was this in my reaction folder?
#194 to #192 - saratheanusinvader (12/08/2011) [-]
always use protection
always use protection
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