Xmas for atheists!. . WHY Ill] till THE ATHEISTS Christmas is an ! ' the Pagan Winter ., er Yule. Whatever Jesus was, he was definatly net barn in December. whi
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Xmas for atheists!

WHY Ill] till THE ATHEISTS
Christmas is an ! ' the
Pagan Winter ., er Yule.
Whatever Jesus was, he was
definatly net barn in December.
which leaves the 'l' !
Why tie Christians celebrate
Christmas?
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#283 - phineask (12/08/2011) [-]
I would join in on the religious debates,
But sadly, I am only an eel.
#479 to #293 - murbadev (12/08/2011) [-]
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
User avatar #408 to #278 - scorcho ONLINE (12/08/2011) [-]
santa wears red because of coca cola. not ******** you!
#456 to #408 - tripod (12/08/2011) [-]
the entire portrayed version of santa was created by coca-cola, not just the red.
#119 - anon (12/07/2011) [-]
Lol, people arguing about religion.

Thinking they are better than the other.
#120 to #119 - pedobeahr (12/07/2011) [-]
Lol, people arguing about people arguing about religion.

Thinking they are better than the other.
User avatar #125 to #120 - Fgner (12/07/2011) [-]
Lol, people arguing about people arguing about religion.

Thinking they are better than the other.
#664 - ttommyfresh (12/08/2011) [-]
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#701 to #666 - krayt (12/08/2011) [-]
>MFW i look at comment number
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User avatar #721 to #666 - Acity (12/08/2011) [-]
Some one should screen capture this
#568 - theswagmobile (12/08/2011) [-]
I disagree.
#546 - irageurage (12/08/2011) [-]
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#312 - boxxyguevara (12/08/2011) [-]
Oh God...religious debate on FJ...
#30 - ZenMacros (12/07/2011) [-]
I celebrate Christmas because:
1. No one in my family even knows I'm an atheist yet
2. Even if they did, I'd still treat it as more of a family tradition
3. Presents
User avatar #464 to #30 - Whitenleaf (12/08/2011) [-]
Come out of the Atheist closet to your family. Don't be a pussy. (Unless they are Muslim, because then you dead)
User avatar #469 to #464 - ZenMacros (12/08/2011) [-]
Well its not that I'm scared, I just haven't had an appropriate time to do it. I don't wanna just be like 'hey guys, I'm an atheist." Not sure why, but I just don't wanna do it that way. I want it to actually be in the middle of a conversation and not just out of nowhere.
#635 to #469 - anon (12/08/2011) [-]
I told my family I'm atheist and I'm not getting any presents for Christmas from now on. I would only come out of the closet if it's really bothering you or if you feel they wouldn't mind very much.

Apparently, now I'm the "Spawn of Satan"
lolwut.

User avatar #640 to #635 - ZenMacros (12/08/2011) [-]
Damn...how's that for tolerance. On one hand I feel like they wouldn't mind, but on the other I'm kinda skeptical about it. The only one I know who wouldn't mind much is my mom, but I don't live with her, I live with my grandparents.
User avatar #668 to #640 - deneca (12/08/2011) [-]
Anon here.

I was so certain my parents would not care, as they don't avidly attend church. I knew I made a mistake right about when she called me an "ignorant little **** ". Now I'm stuck going to the female discussion group every week full of girls who make disgusted faces at me when I say I don't believe in god. All in all, choose your words very carefully.
User avatar #683 to #668 - ZenMacros (12/08/2011) [-]
Gah, I hate when people are so intolerant like that, whether they're religious or atheists. People need to learn that there will be many others with different beliefs. I hope everything settles down soon.
#690 to #683 - deneca (12/08/2011) [-]
You and me both, mate.
User avatar #698 to #690 - ZenMacros (12/08/2011) [-]
My best friend is a Christian and he's really the one I'm afraid to tell. I know he has atheist friends, but he met them as atheists. He met me when I believed in god, and he thinks he's had an impact on me, which he did. I was Catholic before, but for a little while I tried being Christian, but it wasn't doing anything for me, so now I'm atheist.
User avatar #679 to #668 - fuckfacez (12/08/2011) [-]
you aren't an anon.....
User avatar #681 to #679 - deneca (12/08/2011) [-]
I was the anon who replied before.
User avatar #685 to #681 - fuckfacez (12/08/2011) [-]
so why didn't you say that instead of saying anon here?
User avatar #687 to #685 - deneca (12/08/2011) [-]
I agree, it was a poor choice of words.
User avatar #688 to #687 - fuckfacez (12/08/2011) [-]
you are forgivin here have a thumb or 3
#691 to #688 - deneca (12/08/2011) [-]
Happy to please.
User avatar #692 to #691 - fuckfacez (12/08/2011) [-]
who thumbed me down? D:
User avatar #500 to #469 - Whitenleaf (12/08/2011) [-]
Its poisonous for you to hold it in and will sew mistrust if they find out you've been hiding it. You need to tell them how you feel.

I know, I told my parent I was a Christian and they flipped. But now it's all blown over and it feels so much better to have it all laid out.
User avatar #505 to #500 - ZenMacros (12/08/2011) [-]
Told em you're Christian? What are they?
User avatar #572 to #505 - Whitenleaf (12/08/2011) [-]
Atheists.
User avatar #639 to #572 - fuckfacez (12/08/2011) [-]
why don't you guys switch familys?
#676 to #639 - ZenMacros (12/08/2011) [-]
That.....actually sounds like a pretty good idea.
User avatar #677 to #676 - fuckfacez (12/08/2011) [-]
know u must tell each other where u live so u can switch family's
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#804 - Soilwork (12/08/2011) [-]
I think more people are agnostic than atheist
User avatar #582 - rammsteinchik (12/08/2011) [-]
Didn't the Catholic church move Christmas to the time of Satunalia to try to squash out the pagan holiday?

But seriously, who the cares? Christmas can be a time to celebrate Christ if you're a Christian, or a time to celebrate getting presents and being with family, etc if you aren't. Either way it's a wonderful holiday!
#185 - phantomm (12/07/2011) [-]
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#686 - bakeeater (12/08/2011) [-]
My friend convinced his parents that he still believes in Santa Clause so he gets more presents.. He's like 16, and I'm all like (See picture)
My friend convinced his parents that he still believes in Santa Clause so he gets more presents.. He's like 16, and I'm all like (See picture)
#695 to #686 - hgwebs (12/08/2011) [-]
I do that, and I'm 20.
#774 to #695 - bakeeater (12/08/2011) [-]
Oh I'm coming.
#318 - whatsaname (12/08/2011) [-]
The reason we celebrate it.






IS BECAUSE OF THE DAMN DUTCH.
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#844 - pandadiablo (12/08/2011) [-]
Wanna know why? Because Jesus was born in the summer ... summer's happy enough. If we didn't have Christmas in december, winter would depressing as **** .
User avatar #847 to #844 - pandadiablo (12/08/2011) [-]
would be*, excuse me
#853 to #800 - raineth (12/08/2011) [-]
mew-two appears and eradicates everything!
#806 to #800 - lordsothe (12/08/2011) [-]
Wild Zubat appeared!
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#808 to #807 - lordsothe (12/08/2011) [-]
Wild Zubat appeared!
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#611 to #599 - theswagmobile (12/08/2011) [-]
Don't worry, I brought a chart.
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