bitch.. EDIT: Top 5! OMG YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! GOOODBYE FRONTPAGE VIRGINITY. You're a bitch robyn.. HANDSOME DUMB SMART NERD NICE BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH  girlfriends suck
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#767 to #301 - thorifyer (12/08/2011) [-]
Delivered :D
User avatar #768 to #767 - silentkiler (12/08/2011) [-]
aprecciated :DDD
#637 to #301 - blckmamba (12/08/2011) [-]
fkn finals D:
#343 to #301 - thorifyer (12/08/2011) [-]
I owe you one thumb.
#8 - andyhuber (12/07/2011) [-]
i prefer this one
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#31 to #8 - eyeofsauron has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #51 to #31 - andyhuber (12/07/2011) [-]
no, it says that a smart, handsome, nice person is indeed Batman
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User avatar #294 to #8 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/08/2011) [-]
So, I'm batman?
User avatar #577 to #294 - odapac (12/08/2011) [-]
*looks at username*

Failed opportunity on your part.
User avatar #682 to #577 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/08/2011) [-]
Yeahhhh, noticed that after I posted it.

But, I never delete a comment. :/ So my idiocy remains.
User avatar #709 to #682 - odapac (12/08/2011) [-]
Going down with the ship like a man. I like it.
#762 to #709 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/08/2011) [-]
This seems appropriate.
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User avatar #259 to #17 - zedlepplin (12/08/2011) [-]
lol why are people thumbing this guy down so much? Let him live out his fantasy...
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#379 to #8 - easytoremember (12/08/2011) [-]
he may be handsome, smart, and nice, but I have parents
#268 - hubbub (12/08/2011) [-]
OP got dumped
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#27 - omglolnowai **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#561 to #27 - itsbeensaid (12/08/2011) [-]
one cant help but read this in brians voice
#198 to #27 - ssgteggs (12/07/2011) [-]
GAY FOR THAT PUSSY
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User avatar #252 to #39 - somer (12/08/2011) [-]
did you just have a short conversation with yourself
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#526 to #252 - fadetometallica (12/08/2011) [-]
Lol who does that?  
  
Shut up!  
  
No U!  
  
Pussy!  
  
Chode!  
  
This is why I can't have nice things.
Lol who does that?

Shut up!

No U!

Pussy!

Chode!

This is why I can't have nice things.
#419 to #39 - lawlwat (12/08/2011) [-]
SameRichard Simmons.
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#491 - infamousclyde (12/08/2011) [-]
Everyone is being all "Wow I didn't know I was gay."
or "hey im not gay".
I can just imagine people reading the original thing and being like
Handsome... Check.
Smart.... Check
Nice.... Check

...Somebody needs a lesson in humility.
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User avatar #759 to #491 - Blazikengirl (12/08/2011) [-]
Finally, somebody said it.
#333 - Aftershock (12/08/2011) [-]
Well I'm smart, nice (sometimes) and handsome (somewhat). So does that mean.....  
			****		. Well, time to get fabulous! Sassy gay friend, teach me!
Well I'm smart, nice (sometimes) and handsome (somewhat). So does that mean.....
**** . Well, time to get fabulous! Sassy gay friend, teach me!
#341 to #333 - happyfucktime (12/08/2011) [-]
girls wont go out with me because they want me to come out of the closet -.- IM NOT GAY DAMMIT
User avatar #348 to #341 - bradneelystuff (12/08/2011) [-]
Play along and let them model bikinis for you. Post pics
#346 to #341 - Aftershock (12/08/2011) [-]
Hahahaha, happened to a buddy of mine. He let them think he was gay though, and they soon became comfortable changing in front of him, the lucky bastard
#352 to #346 - happyfucktime (12/08/2011) [-]
they dry hump me as a joke and change in front of me but they don't get completely naked or let me touch them -.-
#464 to #352 - John Cena (12/08/2011) [-]
So go along with it, because they're trolling you for whatever reason.

Get caught looking at naked pictures of men by one of them, it'll spread like wildfire through the group. Start flirting with guy friends, if they're close, let them in on it, but only on penalty of getting his ass handed to him.

Finally, prove you're gay by coming out. After which the girls will become accustomed to having you as a "gay best friend" and look! Free boobs for groping on the go!
User avatar #311 - orrisic (12/08/2011) [-]
Since when are jerks smart?
User avatar #329 to #311 - aelexel (12/08/2011) [-]
remember the term "smart-ass"?
User avatar #345 to #311 - Nails (12/08/2011) [-]
I think jerk was meant to be arrogant
User avatar #326 to #311 - mrmurtle (12/08/2011) [-]
not all jerk, its just saying people who are handsome and smart are more likely to be arrogant assholes, just like the dux of my year
#322 to #311 - John Cena (12/08/2011) [-]
Well you can't troll someone if you're a dumbass.
#289 - dekoomer (12/08/2011) [-]
Fix'd
#674 - jiztastic (12/08/2011) [-]
**jiztastic rolls 33** a bitch is a bitch dubs to prove it
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#678 to #674 - whitelaw (12/08/2011) [-]
Wow just wow.
Wow just wow.
#598 - zerodate (12/08/2011) [-]
FIXED
#612 to #598 - John Cena (12/08/2011) [-]
This made me laugh, thumb for you friend.
User avatar #566 - madjack ONLINE (12/08/2011) [-]
>Be in 9th grade
>Hear this girl talk about how she hates this other girl
>After class, i see them hanging out and talking
>They start making out
>They look at me and ask me to join
>We go to the bathroom
>One of the girls takes off her shirt
>Her nipples are made of cucumber slices
>The other girl eats them
>I get a boner
>Realize my boner is a bear
>It eats both the girls
>Teacher walks in and flips ****
>I get detention
>Turns out the girls were robots and they didn't die
>They blew up the school
>I walked home
>Opened the door
>Got on the floor
>Killed myself
#713 to #566 - licensedtroll (12/08/2011) [-]
lol seems legit
User avatar #717 to #713 - licensedtroll (12/08/2011) [-]
(hey btw your not one of those 10 year olds who take offense to everything? i just like this picture lol)
#603 to #566 - natlistenin (12/08/2011) [-]
******		 hilarious man!!!
****** hilarious man!!!
User avatar #572 to #566 - LeafyTree (12/08/2011) [-]
I wonna say "you're doing it wrong" but... I just dont know what the **** happend
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User avatar #556 to #546 - thisotherdude (12/08/2011) [-]
But I ain't handsome
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#570 to #567 - thisotherdude (12/08/2011) [-]
You made a specific one just for me, this is the happiest moment of my life.
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#404 to #397 - powerfapping (12/08/2011) [-]
same here
same here
#269 - neverutero (12/08/2011) [-]
John Bonham
John Bonham
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#237 - JohnE (12/08/2011) [-]
So then Good Guy Greg is gay?
User avatar #728 to #237 - fjarchon (12/08/2011) [-]
good guy greg isn't that hot

<----gay
#231 - bernardolima (12/08/2011) [-]
Now I understand...
#716 - xshawnxsullivanx (12/08/2011) [-]
according to this i'm gay, but i can't be gay i like vaginas too much
according to this i'm gay, but i can't be gay i like vaginas too much
User avatar #737 to #716 - obbichan (12/08/2011) [-]
thumbed for Bubbles.
User avatar #385 to #384 - themintyhippo (12/08/2011) [-]
and i guess i am too...
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