50 facts about Chuck Norris. Top 100, thanks you ever so much guys .. 51. Chuck Norris narrated Morgan Freeman's life. 50 facts about Chuck Norris Top 100 thanks you ever so much guys 51 narrated Morgan Freeman's life
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#1 - zleyer **User deleted account**
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#9 to #1 - abdullahmag
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(12/07/2011) [-]
actually it will suffocate, not drown.
#11 to #9 - zleyer **User deleted account**
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#16 to #11 - anonibus **User deleted account**
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#19 to #16 - abdullahmag
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(12/07/2011) [-]
so it's death by osmosis???
#20 to #19 - anonibus **User deleted account**
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#21 to #20 - abdullahmag
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(12/08/2011) [-]
still doesn't count though.
drowning occurs through the respiratory system.
#17 - luckybastard
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(12/07/2011) [-]
51. Chuck Norris narrated Morgan Freeman's life.
#12 - yunoknow
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(12/07/2011) [-]
why do i feel like many of these can be used as in soviet russia jokes
#13 to #12 - prewhoregermaine
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(12/07/2011) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still awesome
#14 to #13 - yunoknow
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(12/07/2011) [-]
i lol'd at this more than i did reading the whole post
#18 to #14 - luckybastard
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(12/07/2011) [-]
In chuck norris, lived russia.


am I doin it right?
#4 - pararaptor
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(12/07/2011) [-]
5 and 46 are more or less the same...thumb anyway.
#3 - harsis
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(12/07/2011) [-]
47 is wrong

no one would be able to survive an uppercut from Chuck Norris
#7 - banjofrank
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(12/07/2011) [-]
Chuck Norris can fart the alphabet.

I made one up ages ago and I was pretty proud of it , but I never put it up so I'll leave it here destined to rot away in the comments. hope you enjoyed.
#10 to #7 - masterplanpotato **User deleted account**
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#6 - anon
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(12/07/2011) [-]
48 is a paradox
#8 to #6 - abdullahmag
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(12/07/2011) [-]
no it's not
#22 - anon
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(01/09/2012) [-]
#49 is definitely wrong. Asians eat soup with chopsticks, too. Lmao
#15 - luckybastard
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(12/07/2011) [-]
In soviet russia

chuck norris is religion.
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