quotes 2. thanx to all your help hear is part two. hop its not a disappointment looks like ill b making a part 3 .. Quotations I my memos ggm( itr reorganise my
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thanx to all your help hear is part two. hop its not a disappointment

looks like ill b making a part 3 .

Quotations
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Beer is living proof loves us
and wants us to be happy.
E - Benjamin Franklin
A recent police study found that you' re
much more likely to get shot by a fat cop
if you run.
Dennis Miller
I' m so goddamn horny the
crack of dawn better watch
itself around me.
Tom Waits
I slept with some nerd. I hope it was George.
I took too many drugs to remember...
Carrie Fisher
on how she got the part in Star Wars
first the doctor told me the good
news: I was going to have a
disease named after me...
Steve Martin
I have often wanted to drown
my troubles. but I can' t get my
wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter.
American Beer is a lot like
making love on a canoe -
******* close to water.
Eric Idle
Each night I he awake and
stare up at the stars and
wonder... what the hell
happened to my ceiling.
Robert Paul
A couple nights
lloll@ Wli, off my -
penis. And I thought. my God
Blitt turning into my mother!"
7 Sarah Silverware — — 7
I don' t believe in reincarnation,
and I didn' t believe in it when
I was a hamster.
Shane Ritchie
don' t want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve it through not
...
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#3 - jaquepowers (12/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the ******* deli without hearing or seeing me.”
― Lady Gaga
#2 - antiphates (12/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I'm sorry, this one was not as good as the last one...
#5 to #2 - ibar (12/06/2011) [-]
can't win them all. when finals are over ill make a good one
#19 - OrionPax (12/07/2011) [-]
So many Doctor who quotes could fit here...
So many Doctor who quotes could fit here...
User avatar #22 - SpitfireCA ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
>Beer is Living Proof
>living proof
>living
wut?
User avatar #38 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
"God gave man a PENIS and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time"
Robin Williams
User avatar #6 - cptalpaca (12/07/2011) [-]
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in **** !
-Team America
#21 - bitchimflawless (12/07/2011) [-]
Just gonna throw in a Marylin Monroe quote
User avatar #20 - edvf (12/07/2011) [-]
Beer > Vodka
#8 - dwarfman (12/07/2011) [-]
"That is not an ordinary star, my son. That star is the tear of a warrior...A lost soul who has finished his battles somewhere on this planet. A pitiful soul who could not find his way to the lofty realm where the great spirit awaits us all."
"That is not an ordinary star, my son. That star is the tear of a warrior...A lost soul who has finished his battles somewhere on this planet. A pitiful soul who could not find his way to the lofty realm where the great spirit awaits us all."
User avatar #29 - imakejewburgers (12/07/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I didn't know beer was alive. So how is it living proof again.
User avatar #31 to #29 - ibar (12/07/2011) [-]
ay man in this world money talks . and the guy on the 100$ bill has spoken , who r we to judge the rich . i don't know about you but my ass is poor
User avatar #26 - jinjo (12/07/2011) [+] (5 replies)
when my family from Buffalo visits me in Canada they can't drink much of our beer :p

Jon Stewart; Canadian beer is practically moonshine!
#18 - MaximumPrism (12/07/2011) [-]
Pretty much any Top Gear quote would work here. But only the UK version.
#17 - AlysaJM (12/07/2011) [-]
**AlysaJM rolled a random image posted in comment #520557 at 16 bit is enough for anyone **
#15 - ilikerolling (12/07/2011) [-]
**ilikerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Nailed it. **
User avatar #12 - jingers (12/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
First pic scared the **** outta me
#9 - Womens Study Major (12/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
TOM WAITS **** YES

But I've always kinda been partial to calling myself up on the phone and asking myself out, you know? Oh yeah, you call yourself up too huh? Yeah, well one thing about it, your always around. Yeah I know, yeah you ask yourself out, you know, some class joint somewhere. The Buretto King or something, you know. Well I ain't cheap you know. Take yourself out for a couple of drinks maybe. Then there'd be some provocative conversation on the way home. Park in front of the house you know. Oh yeah, you smoothly put a little nice music on, maybe you put on like uh, you know, like shopping music, something thats not too interruptive you know and then uh slide over real nice and say 'Oh I think you have something in your eye'. Well maybe it's not that romantic with you but Christ I don't know, you know I get into it you know. Take myself up to the porch, take myself inside or maybe uh, or may get a little something, a brandy snifter or something. 'Would like you like to listen to some of my back records? I got something here' Uh Well usually about 2.30 in the morning you've ended up taking advantage of yourself. There ain't no way around that you know. Yeah, making a scene with a magazine, there ain't no way around. I'll confess you know, I'm no different you know. I'm not weird about it or anything, I don't tie myself up first. I just kinda spend a little time with myself
#14 to #9 - jokesrfunny (12/07/2011) [-]
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User avatar #7 - Wimbles (12/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"Veal cutlet came down...started beatin' the **** outa my cuppa coffee...coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself...."

I love Tom Waits, I'd like to quote his story on masturbating but I can't find the whole thing.
#37 - kingnicholas (12/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Isn't the beer quote from Andrew Jackson
#24 - melolsoohard (12/07/2011) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Comp of Lamebook ** Dawn... isnt safe around me
User avatar #16 - sirpulsealot (12/07/2011) [-]
anyone notice ben franklin's got the me gusta face goin on?
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